hazel 🐾
@merehazel.bsky.social
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i cast spell of become puppy
December 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i cast spell of become puppy
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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
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Tea time is very important (it's secretly coffee... don't tell 👀).
I poured it all by myself and didn’t spill (much).
My guest is sitting very nicely and listening to all my big thoughts while we are sipping quietly and being little.
Today is a very good puppy day.
🎨: @hoopsiedasie.bsky.social
I poured it all by myself and didn’t spill (much).
My guest is sitting very nicely and listening to all my big thoughts while we are sipping quietly and being little.
Today is a very good puppy day.
🎨: @hoopsiedasie.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Tea time is very important (it's secretly coffee... don't tell 👀).
I poured it all by myself and didn’t spill (much).
My guest is sitting very nicely and listening to all my big thoughts while we are sipping quietly and being little.
Today is a very good puppy day.
🎨: @hoopsiedasie.bsky.social
I poured it all by myself and didn’t spill (much).
My guest is sitting very nicely and listening to all my big thoughts while we are sipping quietly and being little.
Today is a very good puppy day.
🎨: @hoopsiedasie.bsky.social
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All roads repurposed for public transit or closed & converted to pedestrian streets. All public transit planning will be made by neurodivergent genderqueers who are obsessed with trains. Once we have that everything else about a functional society will naturally fall into place. Ty for listening.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
All roads repurposed for public transit or closed & converted to pedestrian streets. All public transit planning will be made by neurodivergent genderqueers who are obsessed with trains. Once we have that everything else about a functional society will naturally fall into place. Ty for listening.
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This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
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reindeer tf
commission for electricgiga
commission for electricgiga
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
reindeer tf
commission for electricgiga
commission for electricgiga
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Good news, we’ve built the Diapers That Make You Cum Uncontrollably from the popular ABDL fetish story Don’t Build the Diapers That Make You Cum Uncontrollably.
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Good news, we’ve built the Diapers That Make You Cum Uncontrollably from the popular ABDL fetish story Don’t Build the Diapers That Make You Cum Uncontrollably.
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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Work smarter, not harder.
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Work smarter, not harder.
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Truthfully, @princessfelicity.bsky.social’s diaper already gave away her hiding spot, her new ‘mommy’ is just waiting for her to make the choice she know she wants…
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Truthfully, @princessfelicity.bsky.social’s diaper already gave away her hiding spot, her new ‘mommy’ is just waiting for her to make the choice she know she wants…
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Sad that Costco *has to do this*, but cool that Costco is the kind of company that cares about the majority of it's membership such that *they're openly doing this*, despite it probably making some scalper dweebs incredibly pissy. This is $1.50 hot dog & soda (+ refill) thinking applied writ large.
It is hilariously pathetic that they have to do this because gigantic scalper manbabies wont let kids have fun
December 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sad that Costco *has to do this*, but cool that Costco is the kind of company that cares about the majority of it's membership such that *they're openly doing this*, despite it probably making some scalper dweebs incredibly pissy. This is $1.50 hot dog & soda (+ refill) thinking applied writ large.