hazel 🐾
@merehazel.bsky.social
🌃 it's me, the universal little sister! | 📖 20-odd writerdog | 🏳️⚧️ queer, adult space | 🌎 ENG, 日本語 | 🌲 PNW KID 4EVER | 🔞+ to enter
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Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.
September 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.
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February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Mommy who drugs their little. Muscle relaxers, MDMA, ketamine.
Anything to make them out of it, pliable and euphoric the more they obey their caretaker and act like a helpless silly baby girl.
Anything to make them out of it, pliable and euphoric the more they obey their caretaker and act like a helpless silly baby girl.
February 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Mommy who drugs their little. Muscle relaxers, MDMA, ketamine.
Anything to make them out of it, pliable and euphoric the more they obey their caretaker and act like a helpless silly baby girl.
Anything to make them out of it, pliable and euphoric the more they obey their caretaker and act like a helpless silly baby girl.
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You wake up and hear playful noises and giggles coming from the nursery. When you arrive, you see me looking up at you all happy and excited, already awake and ready to be picked up to start my day. 🥰
"Up, up!!"
🎨 Art by @berrysweetcow.bsky.social 🩵
#babyfur #diaperfur #furryart
"Up, up!!"
🎨 Art by @berrysweetcow.bsky.social 🩵
#babyfur #diaperfur #furryart
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
You wake up and hear playful noises and giggles coming from the nursery. When you arrive, you see me looking up at you all happy and excited, already awake and ready to be picked up to start my day. 🥰
"Up, up!!"
🎨 Art by @berrysweetcow.bsky.social 🩵
#babyfur #diaperfur #furryart
"Up, up!!"
🎨 Art by @berrysweetcow.bsky.social 🩵
#babyfur #diaperfur #furryart
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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February 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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Your plushies talk about how cool they think you are when you're not around, you know. They're all rooting for you to do your best today <3
February 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Your plushies talk about how cool they think you are when you're not around, you know. They're all rooting for you to do your best today <3
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making this a quote post for the clout
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
making this a quote post for the clout
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(old art)
they're spending valentine's together
they're spending valentine's together
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
(old art)
they're spending valentine's together
they're spending valentine's together
the problem with sharing a brainspace with a toddler is not being able to explain that no, it is not reasonable or feasible to ask for "infinite attention and affection at all times" especially when it seems like there's no amount that is like. satisfactory to her
February 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
the problem with sharing a brainspace with a toddler is not being able to explain that no, it is not reasonable or feasible to ask for "infinite attention and affection at all times" especially when it seems like there's no amount that is like. satisfactory to her
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methinks your phone will not be so "smart" when I introduce it to my gorgeous and heavy rock
October 17, 2024 at 6:13 PM
methinks your phone will not be so "smart" when I introduce it to my gorgeous and heavy rock
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Was a bit hesitant to share this but I see people on the Telegram channel appreciate it.
Litten age regression 💛
Litten age regression 💛
February 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Was a bit hesitant to share this but I see people on the Telegram channel appreciate it.
Litten age regression 💛
Litten age regression 💛
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parts of a system / parts of a song (1/3)
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
parts of a system / parts of a song (1/3)
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EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE
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Edible purchased from a dispensary that looks like an Apple Store: this is nice. I can go to work tomorrow.
Edible made by your scumbag roommate: I’m concerned that I am going to die at this showing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3
Edible made by your scumbag roommate: I’m concerned that I am going to die at this showing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Edible purchased from a dispensary that looks like an Apple Store: this is nice. I can go to work tomorrow.
Edible made by your scumbag roommate: I’m concerned that I am going to die at this showing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3
Edible made by your scumbag roommate: I’m concerned that I am going to die at this showing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.