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🌃 it's me, the universal little sister! | 📖 20-odd writerdog | 🏳️‍⚧️ queer, adult space | 🌎 ENG, 日本語 | 🌲 PNW KID 4EVER | 🔞+ to enter
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NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️‍⚧️
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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First edition of this YCH ….. Foar Toxicpup >:3 #NAUTTYCALNONSENSE
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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2024

#sfw #midcenturytoony

For Dox and Prism
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
if you ever feel sad that the world doesn't feel like it did when you were younger, try looking at the world around you like you're seeing it for the first time. and if that doesn't work, try adding new things to your routine.

novelty is the spice of youth, use it and your days will stretch long
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Feel like this needs to be spread around.

Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
October 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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they are inventing new math that only doggies can do.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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yknow how tanuki are often recognized for their shapeshifting? yeah
October 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Something that it’s important to note about disability; Even if you are not currently disabled, if you live for long enough, you will become so. It is inevitable. Fighting for the rights of disabled people is not only the right thing to do, it also benefits your future self
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Sometimes roulette wheel arrows sorta look like male symbols! So what if one cheated by-

[kobold tf tg!]
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Part of the team
September 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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it's like this
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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she brought her dsi to school just to show you all her favorite flipnotes! you're gonna watch them with her, right?
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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valid #sylveon placement
#pokemonfanart
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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brain got short circuited
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Pull string activated orgasms but my plushy paws are too round and useless for me to be able to reach back and pull it myself so my only relief is if someone else pulls it-
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Had to dig this up from the backyard but it's still fresh
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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She didn't ask,

it's raining anyways
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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squeeeak :3
October 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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😈😈😈
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I'm eepy

Thank you @kiddygartener.bsky.social for the comm :3
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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🏃
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM