MellowMagog
@mellowmagog.bsky.social
Video game and D&D enjoyer. Nursing home Maintenance Director. Husband. Father of a teen. TST member. Elder Millennial. Been voting against christo fascists since the early aughts.
My D&D homebrew world, Gomarche.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gomarche/
My D&D homebrew world, Gomarche.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gomarche/
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WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU🧵
(I have seen a bunch of these and I do love me a trend, so here we go)
(I have seen a bunch of these and I do love me a trend, so here we go)
February 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU🧵
(I have seen a bunch of these and I do love me a trend, so here we go)
(I have seen a bunch of these and I do love me a trend, so here we go)
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Apple and the BEST little fat belly. She is so sweet and doing so well now.
February 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Apple and the BEST little fat belly. She is so sweet and doing so well now.
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A moment of silence in honor of Jimmy Carter and his foundation's tireless efforts that contributed so much to this progress
Only 10 cases of Guinea worm disease were recorded *globally* last year.
It may become the second human disease we eradicate, after smallpox.
It may become the second human disease we eradicate, after smallpox.
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
A moment of silence in honor of Jimmy Carter and his foundation's tireless efforts that contributed so much to this progress
I am still laughing about this a day later.
hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I am still laughing about this a day later.
I changed up a few animals (horses, chickens, etc) to slightly different but inspired by other real animals (gnu, kakapo, etc) and I had a real hard time with the r/K selection theory for some of them to make sense.
In the end, I just went with hand waving it.
In the end, I just went with hand waving it.
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I changed up a few animals (horses, chickens, etc) to slightly different but inspired by other real animals (gnu, kakapo, etc) and I had a real hard time with the r/K selection theory for some of them to make sense.
In the end, I just went with hand waving it.
In the end, I just went with hand waving it.
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February 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
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hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?
Was out shoveling snow at work earlier.
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Was out shoveling snow at work earlier.
I called my wife in from the other room to show her this skeet because she is a huge John Scalzi fan *and* was just telling me yesterday how Lupita Nyong'o was the most beautiful woman in the world when talking about this upcoming movie.
Ah, I understand the racists are upset that one of the most beautiful women in the world was cast in a film as one of the most beautiful women in the world
February 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I called my wife in from the other room to show her this skeet because she is a huge John Scalzi fan *and* was just telling me yesterday how Lupita Nyong'o was the most beautiful woman in the world when talking about this upcoming movie.
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i have a license to open carry bofa
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i have a license to open carry bofa
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Maybe "we will fight in court to imprison the children" will be a winning political strategy with the average American. We'll see!
Todd Blanche says the Justice Department will appeal a judge's order that released 5-year-old Liam Ramos from ICE custody
Blanche: "I promise we will"
Blanche: "I promise we will"
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Maybe "we will fight in court to imprison the children" will be a winning political strategy with the average American. We'll see!
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Reporting in from rural America: This piece of shit can fuck right off, give us actual fucking doctors and nurses
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Reporting in from rural America: This piece of shit can fuck right off, give us actual fucking doctors and nurses
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This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
This is a welcome relief after owing the feds ~$3k and the state ~$800 last year.
New job with a large raise finally had us fall off the EIC cliff. I had to change my withholdings this time last year to not have that happen again.
New job with a large raise finally had us fall off the EIC cliff. I had to change my withholdings this time last year to not have that happen again.
February 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
This is a welcome relief after owing the feds ~$3k and the state ~$800 last year.
New job with a large raise finally had us fall off the EIC cliff. I had to change my withholdings this time last year to not have that happen again.
New job with a large raise finally had us fall off the EIC cliff. I had to change my withholdings this time last year to not have that happen again.
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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I am here for the crash.
Oh.
"Nvidia’s plan to invest up to $100 billion in OpenAI... has stalled after some inside the chip giant expressed doubts about the deal"
"Nvidia’s plan to invest up to $100 billion in OpenAI... has stalled after some inside the chip giant expressed doubts about the deal"
Exclusive | The $100 Billion Megadeal Between OpenAI and Nvidia Is on Ice
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has privately played down the likelihood the original deal will be finalized, although the two companies will continue to have a close collaboration.
www.wsj.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I am here for the crash.
I've been making these 1-2 times a week.
But I'm out of AP flour now >.<
But I'm out of AP flour now >.<
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I've been making these 1-2 times a week.
But I'm out of AP flour now >.<
But I'm out of AP flour now >.<
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I'm just going to say it. I'm not taking very kindly to any attempts of tone policing right now.
I said what I said at the end of my video because it's the truth.
I said what I said at the end of my video because it's the truth.
I was there. They were indiscriminately firing multiple canisters into a huge peaceful crowd. Fucking cowards
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I'm just going to say it. I'm not taking very kindly to any attempts of tone policing right now.
I said what I said at the end of my video because it's the truth.
I said what I said at the end of my video because it's the truth.
Wife and daughter have been watching Stranger Things. My computer is in the living room, so when they watch something I end up half watching it.
The guard in S04E04 at the mental hospital is Cocoa Carl from Good Eats. www.imdb.com/name/nm03605...
The guard in S04E04 at the mental hospital is Cocoa Carl from Good Eats. www.imdb.com/name/nm03605...
Bart Hansard | Actor
Known for: What to Expect When You're Expecting, Deja Vu, One Missed Call
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February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Wife and daughter have been watching Stranger Things. My computer is in the living room, so when they watch something I end up half watching it.
The guard in S04E04 at the mental hospital is Cocoa Carl from Good Eats. www.imdb.com/name/nm03605...
The guard in S04E04 at the mental hospital is Cocoa Carl from Good Eats. www.imdb.com/name/nm03605...
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I never thought there'd be fan art of me arguing semantics, but here we are. Doodle by @tianonora.bsky.social to celebrate the return of Battle Masters on @secondwindgroup.com!
January 31, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I never thought there'd be fan art of me arguing semantics, but here we are. Doodle by @tianonora.bsky.social to celebrate the return of Battle Masters on @secondwindgroup.com!
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Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
One of our players isn't going to make the next 2-3 sessions. I asked if he was OK with his character getting kidnapped. He said go for it.
So now Preacher, the warforged dual wielding 2handers, is going to be taken by a single humanoid wielding a club.
Said humanoid is part of a hivemind, though.
So now Preacher, the warforged dual wielding 2handers, is going to be taken by a single humanoid wielding a club.
Said humanoid is part of a hivemind, though.
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
One of our players isn't going to make the next 2-3 sessions. I asked if he was OK with his character getting kidnapped. He said go for it.
So now Preacher, the warforged dual wielding 2handers, is going to be taken by a single humanoid wielding a club.
Said humanoid is part of a hivemind, though.
So now Preacher, the warforged dual wielding 2handers, is going to be taken by a single humanoid wielding a club.
Said humanoid is part of a hivemind, though.