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it gets you here. it gets you righ here
just checking if any wgtn people doing baby camp fri 6. and are driving back!!
February 2, 2026 at 8:44 AM
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.

S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Real talk, if Thomas Paine were alive today he'd currently be in prison for sending "The Case for Bombing Their Homes" to his 500,000 Substack readers and then minutes after hitting the publish button attempting to purchase 57 tons of fertilizer
I think that overall substack has been a net negative for the American experiment, which is very funny because Thomas Paine would have loved substack
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
there was a big shark in the water but we were cool about it. kept swimming. no fish will harm me
January 28, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
wavin a big ol black flag with just

Republican = Traitor
Democrat = Coward
Them, but also more directly: 285 people out of 535 could end all this (218 + 67). That fact should not be treated as an "oh they'll never do it" shrug, as if they don't have agency. They should be hammered constantly as traitors and cowards every day they don't.
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 11:01 PM
eel check
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
"voting out" a half dozen complicit dems would end up saving a lot of lives and I mean that in the biblical sense
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
cranking the hog dial from half hog to 3/4 hog. on This rainball eve
January 21, 2026 at 7:40 AM
if things start coming any more natural to me soon they will call me "mister" natural
January 20, 2026 at 8:15 AM
entering year 20 of trying to make daily hiking shoes cool. lately I'm thinking i might be the problem though
January 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
a significant amount of the work that I do involves dealing with the ramifications of clocks that can't stay accurate over time. if they every make one i'm "outta business"
January 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
band photographer: someone get greg a set of drumsticks to hold? otherwise people will wonder what greg's doing in the photo
January 19, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I think it's pretty impressive that most of my friends and I have not gone insane yet
January 19, 2026 at 6:51 AM
just got promoted to messy binch III, gonna regional drama manager
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 AM
FYI there's this which blocks all US gov accounts on here: bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
at some point the median democrat might figure out that being a gutless little weasel still buys you an express ticket to the oubliette
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
everyone is doing the har har har about the peace prize but what if i told you it was full of dangerous C4 explosives
January 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I AM on the way to AUCKBALLS CITY next wed and then later also WELLINGTO "the city that never weeps" for extended HOLDAY. please be on the look out for the big man
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
thankfully i don't have kids but if someone threw a grenade into my car and put all six of them in the hospital i would buy a gun immediately
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM