partakeur of fine liqueurs
@mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social
it gets you here. it gets you righ here
all my Dawgs are burning IN. our fire is concentrating into a plasmatic orb, and soon shall perform spiritual, figurative, and literal murders like you wouldn't believe
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
all my Dawgs are burning IN. our fire is concentrating into a plasmatic orb, and soon shall perform spiritual, figurative, and literal murders like you wouldn't believe
in prison for strangling any of the top 10 with a big chain jabba style, everyone loves and respects me and does my eyebrows
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
in prison for strangling any of the top 10 with a big chain jabba style, everyone loves and respects me and does my eyebrows
brain: the Aerosmith microphone scarf
me: lol, lmao
brain: that's all it takes huh
me: lol, lmao
brain: that's all it takes huh
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
brain: the Aerosmith microphone scarf
me: lol, lmao
brain: that's all it takes huh
me: lol, lmao
brain: that's all it takes huh
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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Hand-Plant Stunt
'Heavy Shreddin''
NES
'Heavy Shreddin''
NES
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hand-Plant Stunt
'Heavy Shreddin''
NES
'Heavy Shreddin''
NES
small domino: pee tape real
big domino: pee tape real
big domino: pee tape real
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
small domino: pee tape real
big domino: pee tape real
big domino: pee tape real
[photoshopping a spiral over a tree or something] dude nature is way mathematical
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
[photoshopping a spiral over a tree or something] dude nature is way mathematical
my health insurance plan is operating a Pluggers comic reposter here whose userbase I can gofundme in an emergency
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
my health insurance plan is operating a Pluggers comic reposter here whose userbase I can gofundme in an emergency
donald trump has been found dead in the bathroom with his pants down and a turd peeking out and the turd was grey like the color of expired hamburger meat
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
donald trump has been found dead in the bathroom with his pants down and a turd peeking out and the turd was grey like the color of expired hamburger meat
inventing "strawberry juice"... aka the devil's juice
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
inventing "strawberry juice"... aka the devil's juice
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Median Age of All US Homebuyers: 59 Years.
It was 39 in 2010.
Torsten at Apollo
It was 39 in 2010.
Torsten at Apollo
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Median Age of All US Homebuyers: 59 Years.
It was 39 in 2010.
Torsten at Apollo
It was 39 in 2010.
Torsten at Apollo
4th jets to brazil album called "berries color for holiday"
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
4th jets to brazil album called "berries color for holiday"
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Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill
shocking revelations today about president don "the doninator" trump
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
shocking revelations today about president don "the doninator" trump
recent research at Johns Hopkins has shown that 1 in 700,000 men may experience a life-threatening medical condition now known as "chaos balls"
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
recent research at Johns Hopkins has shown that 1 in 700,000 men may experience a life-threatening medical condition now known as "chaos balls"
scenes from the wildlife appetite ruiner
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
scenes from the wildlife appetite ruiner
and our robot. it can walk 4 feet without falling down?
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
and our robot. it can walk 4 feet without falling down?
can we get an update on this. it is a beautiful word and i know it's done numbers this year
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
can we get an update on this. it is a beautiful word and i know it's done numbers this year
captains log stardate november. freezin my lil weenis off
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
captains log stardate november. freezin my lil weenis off
not using commas anymore there is a new way
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
not using commas anymore there is a new way
they have widened the door of black friday so wide that the door pressure exuded by all the deal seekers hardly ever busts the door anymore
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
they have widened the door of black friday so wide that the door pressure exuded by all the deal seekers hardly ever busts the door anymore
people are telling me to hate the republican party but it's like hating a tree branch that crushes your car or a cat that puked on your pillow. there will always be a chaotic evil, no sense yelling at it
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
people are telling me to hate the republican party but it's like hating a tree branch that crushes your car or a cat that puked on your pillow. there will always be a chaotic evil, no sense yelling at it
it does get exhausting living by the decree the world's 30 evilest grandpas but there is simply no way to end their lives prematurely
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
it does get exhausting living by the decree the world's 30 evilest grandpas but there is simply no way to end their lives prematurely