Melba Toast Packin
@melbatoast.bsky.social
OH MY GOD. THE DARK CRYSTAL ONE.
She's great! Here's her instagram: www.instagram.com/thepieous/
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
OH MY GOD. THE DARK CRYSTAL ONE.
Everyone is rightly upset about this but Loomer's got some cans.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Everyone is rightly upset about this but Loomer's got some cans.
AI thinks his last name is Cube.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
AI thinks his last name is Cube.
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makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
So now we're not allowed to be upset the white house is being torn down. Yes, there's horrors everywhere and this doesn't rank high. But like, I think it's ok to wax poetic about a symbol of American idealism.
October 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So now we're not allowed to be upset the white house is being torn down. Yes, there's horrors everywhere and this doesn't rank high. But like, I think it's ok to wax poetic about a symbol of American idealism.
Anyone reading who is local in NH can donate to Gather. I'm a member of the Portsmouth Community Garden and we collectively donated nearly 800 lbs of fresh produce this season. But they take cash too!
Gather | For a Hunger-Free Community | Portsmouth, NH share.google/G5FyevEsYK2y...
Gather | For a Hunger-Free Community | Portsmouth, NH share.google/G5FyevEsYK2y...
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Anyone reading who is local in NH can donate to Gather. I'm a member of the Portsmouth Community Garden and we collectively donated nearly 800 lbs of fresh produce this season. But they take cash too!
Gather | For a Hunger-Free Community | Portsmouth, NH share.google/G5FyevEsYK2y...
Gather | For a Hunger-Free Community | Portsmouth, NH share.google/G5FyevEsYK2y...
First they came for the helper,
And I did not speak out,
For I had no hamburger.
And I did not speak out,
For I had no hamburger.
And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
October 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
First they came for the helper,
And I did not speak out,
For I had no hamburger.
And I did not speak out,
For I had no hamburger.
You know this guy is so stoned
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You know this guy is so stoned
This scale makes it look like all women in India are the incredible shrinking woman.
We all know what Latvia is, it's where giant women come from
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
This scale makes it look like all women in India are the incredible shrinking woman.
Bay leaves are bullshit
September 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Bay leaves are bullshit
I'm here you fuckass bitch
September 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm here you fuckass bitch
Any current or aspiring legislators who put themselves on the line like this will get my vote.
This is what it looks like when ICE violates our First Amendment rights.
September 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Any current or aspiring legislators who put themselves on the line like this will get my vote.
I forgot to play the Powerball so technically I didn't lose.
September 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I forgot to play the Powerball so technically I didn't lose.
Stanley Kubrick's Dazed and Confused
Martin Scorsese's The Cutting Edge
Orson Welles' Bullet Train
September 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Stanley Kubrick's Dazed and Confused
No one in Star Wars ever takes a dump. It's canon.
August 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
No one in Star Wars ever takes a dump. It's canon.
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Kids playing Ozzy's Crazy Train on xylophones
July 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Kids playing Ozzy's Crazy Train on xylophones
Jacking in...
July 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Jacking in...
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"OPAAAAAaaaa" - me being flung out of a ride into rush hour traffic
June 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"OPAAAAAaaaa" - me being flung out of a ride into rush hour traffic
Email from my mom, after taking the kids to the driving range.
"Cam was cranking drives out 200 tards wow. Con over 100"
"Cam was cranking drives out 200 tards wow. Con over 100"
June 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Email from my mom, after taking the kids to the driving range.
"Cam was cranking drives out 200 tards wow. Con over 100"
"Cam was cranking drives out 200 tards wow. Con over 100"
Rick Steves just "I'm Rick James, Bitch!"ed on Blue sky.
I’m a hardworking, taxpaying, churchgoing, grandkid-raising American citizen. And if I work all day long and want to go home, smoke a joint & just stare at the fireplace for 3 hours…that’s my civil liberty.
@sarapayan.bsky.social reports on my mission to end America's prohibition on marijuana:
@sarapayan.bsky.social reports on my mission to end America's prohibition on marijuana:
Rick Steves Talks Travel, Cannabis and Freedom
The celebrated PBS television host’s plant advocacy is legendary as is his take on the current state of international cannabis.
cannabisnow.com
June 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Rick Steves just "I'm Rick James, Bitch!"ed on Blue sky.
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
Nothing says Happy Father's Day like a can of Hormel hash
June 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Nothing says Happy Father's Day like a can of Hormel hash
Yo, it's Star Horse! Where's Xur, my guy?
getting run out of the neighborhood after i got all the local teens hooked on this stuff
June 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Yo, it's Star Horse! Where's Xur, my guy?
I'm not much of an own a gun kind of guy but if there were ever an argument for citizens to arm themselves to protect against tyranny, this is it.
Heavily armed paramilitary forces stormed a local San Diego restaurant today, deployed stun grenades against a crowd of onlookers, and kidnapped a handful of kitchen workers.
May 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm not much of an own a gun kind of guy but if there were ever an argument for citizens to arm themselves to protect against tyranny, this is it.