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Ashley
@meadowofashxo.bsky.social
She/Her - mostly posting about food, entertainment, and my dog. Have I mentioned my dog?!?
I wish I had THIS power, but REAL!
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying `` im crushing your head ! ''
ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying `` im crushing your head ! ''
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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I will be starting a newsletter about tiny women who pick locks with their shared lovers, called Polly Pocket's Poly Pickpockets
following the industry trend, my newsletter will be partnering with polly market. it's a woman named polly. she's gonna walk around some markets and grocery store snack aisles with me and suggest foods i should try or write about.
February 19, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Thinking of Virginia Giuffre and her family. Wishing this happened sooner, but would not have happened at all without her heroism.
February 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Alberta's Ministry of Education says it is blacklisting CityNews unless it agrees to the UCP government's demand to unpublish a news article and publicly apologize to them
February 19, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Monarchy is a cult.
February 19, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Ooof...an Alberta MP to boot!
!!!!! Another floor crosser!

Conservative MP Matt Jeneroux just crossed the floor to the Liberal Party.

Ohohohoho. Not a good day for Pierre Poilievre, very good day for Carney's Liberals.
February 18, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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"The secret to being scary is to be really scared. Because when you're really scared, people are really scared of you." - Tom Noonan
February 18, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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watching a documentary with footage of Thurston Moore in 1995 and I don't think he ever gets enough credit for looking 42 his entire life
February 18, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I need this cold/flu/whatever to go away now. Take Winter with you...
February 18, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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The nice people at Playboy asked me to write something about the good parts about being married, and I was happy to. :)
Love Can Look Like Anything, Even Marriage
Comedian and writer Josh Gondelman on choosing a "structurally vanilla" life.
playboy.substack.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Personally, Like a Surgeon.

But...

Taking his entire career into account....Amish Paradise is probably the right answer
you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?
February 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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One more time with feeling : Conservatives denigrate art and social sciences because they don't want us to imagine a different world; they don't want people getting the grand idea that life isn't just meant for toiling away for the capitalists. It's anti-intellectualism and it's loser behaviour.
February 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I'm not a pilot, so I don't know the rules, but if I am flying ANY of these guys it's always with a parachute handy for such instances.
it's even worse than first reported

the fucking guy caused an inflight disruption so bad the pilot had to leave the command deck then he was like I RELIEVE U OF DUTY

absolute toddler baby shit brained government at the highest levels
New details emerge about in-flight blow-up between Corey Lewandowski and pilot
Additional details have emerged about a mid-flight showdown between Homeland Security advisor Corey Lewandowski that led to a Coast Guard pilot's firing — and immediate reinstatement.DHS Secretary Kri...
www.rawstory.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Yar!!!! Polly wanna majority?
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Slept most of the weekend and yet, I still hab a code.
Golden Girls Sick GIF
ALT: Golden Girls Sick GIF
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Started ep1s3 of Foundation, and im kinda here for Day's Big Lebowski era!
February 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
You don't have to be a wartime consigliere to be a beloved icon. RIP Robert Duvall.
February 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Wrote about Tyra Banks performing something like "accountability" in the new Netflix docuseries, and how the only real way this occurs has less to do with what *she* says than what everyone else involved with the show says in contrast/rebuttal to her:

www.npr.org/2026/02/16/n...
Netflix's 'America's Next Top Model' docuseries doesn't let Tyra Banks off easy
Netflix's new docuseries unpacks how the hit modeling show made for "good TV" for its creators and devastating consequences for its participants.
www.npr.org
February 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I get why the entire main cast and the director of Sentimental Value have Oscar noms. It's one of those films.

It's kind of got me pulling for Stellen for supporting actor right now even though the category is stacked with crazy good performances.
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Of course! Obviously, Mr. President! You've never seen evidence of aliens...that would be crazy!
February 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
If a human ever made the type of loud eating sounds that my dog makes in front of me I'd want to smash their face. But somehow, when those same sounds come out of that fluffy lil guy, it's a cutest thing in the world.
a cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and saying `` so cute !! '' .
ALT: a cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and saying `` so cute !! '' .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I'm sick on a long weekend. Bullshit!
a close up of a woman making a funny face with her hands in the air .
ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face with her hands in the air .
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Honestly...unsurprising.
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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I posted on *three platforms* just over *20 minutes* after Radio-Canada first misidentified this innocent trans woman as a mass shooter on national television in a 6:00pmET broadcast.

I tagged Radio Canada and Patrice Roy.

They didn't issue a correction until after 2:00pmET today.

Unacceptable.
Radio-Canada apologizes after it aired a photo circulated by anti-trans hate groups online, falsely claiming it was a photo of the Tumbler Ridge shooter. Damaging and irresponsible, and this apology raises more questions about journalistic process imho.

ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/222...
Correction sur la couverture de la fusillade à Tumbler Ridge
La direction de l'information s'excuse de la publication d'une photo présentant à tort une personne comme étant responsable de la fusillade.
ici.radio-canada.ca
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Okey doke...is this tickle in the throat due to talking for two hours straight or am I getting sick??
Please not on a long weekend! Save it for a work week, immune system! I have days I can use!
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM