Ashley
@meadowofashxo.bsky.social
She/Her - mostly posting about food, entertainment, and my dog. Have I mentioned my dog?!?
Omg, this is up there with that Financial Times article that eloquently trashed Sam Altman's kitchen and cooking skills. I'd die if this happened to me. This is some "you're a virgin who can't drive" shit.
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Omg, this is up there with that Financial Times article that eloquently trashed Sam Altman's kitchen and cooking skills. I'd die if this happened to me. This is some "you're a virgin who can't drive" shit.
It's snowy, it's cold, it's a homemade beef stew kinda night!
Going in without a specific recipe! I'm either gonna make something life changingly delicious, or be crying and angrily eating chicken nuggets while my husband tells me,"really, it wasn't THAT bad!". Stay tuned!
Going in without a specific recipe! I'm either gonna make something life changingly delicious, or be crying and angrily eating chicken nuggets while my husband tells me,"really, it wasn't THAT bad!". Stay tuned!
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's snowy, it's cold, it's a homemade beef stew kinda night!
Going in without a specific recipe! I'm either gonna make something life changingly delicious, or be crying and angrily eating chicken nuggets while my husband tells me,"really, it wasn't THAT bad!". Stay tuned!
Going in without a specific recipe! I'm either gonna make something life changingly delicious, or be crying and angrily eating chicken nuggets while my husband tells me,"really, it wasn't THAT bad!". Stay tuned!
I'm still mad about messing up the risotto a few days ago even though I FOLLOWED THE RECIPE EXACTLY!
a man says what exactly did i do wrong here on a screen
ALT: a man says what exactly did i do wrong here on a screen
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November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm still mad about messing up the risotto a few days ago even though I FOLLOWED THE RECIPE EXACTLY!
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Marie Antoinette was not in charge of French policy, nor did she build Versaille, nor spend the French treadury on America.
Nor did she say that god damned cake line.
Please, stop trying to fight disinformation with disinformation.
You are not helping anyone.
Nor did she say that god damned cake line.
Please, stop trying to fight disinformation with disinformation.
You are not helping anyone.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Marie Antoinette was not in charge of French policy, nor did she build Versaille, nor spend the French treadury on America.
Nor did she say that god damned cake line.
Please, stop trying to fight disinformation with disinformation.
You are not helping anyone.
Nor did she say that god damned cake line.
Please, stop trying to fight disinformation with disinformation.
You are not helping anyone.
"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig..."
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig..."
I kind of love that Meg White is just like, "I appreciate you all, but I'm still not coming." Respect!
Jack White accepts White Stripes Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame induction as Meg sends her apologies
Bad Company, Soundgarden and Joe Cocker among other acts to be inducted into 2025 Rock Hall class
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November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I kind of love that Meg White is just like, "I appreciate you all, but I'm still not coming." Respect!
Ok, so he wasn't Benoit Blanc-ing so much as he was Hercule Poirot-ing! Still - great look! Right place at the right time! No notes.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ok, so he wasn't Benoit Blanc-ing so much as he was Hercule Poirot-ing! Still - great look! Right place at the right time! No notes.
Lily Allen's new album is pretty great! I've been humming Pussy Palace all day - absolute earworm!
Also, if your ex was to write a song about your relationship, would you want it to be a popular banger or a lesser known b-side?
Also, if your ex was to write a song about your relationship, would you want it to be a popular banger or a lesser known b-side?
a woman is holding a cell phone with the words there 's definitely above her
ALT: a woman is holding a cell phone with the words there 's definitely above her
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November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lily Allen's new album is pretty great! I've been humming Pussy Palace all day - absolute earworm!
Also, if your ex was to write a song about your relationship, would you want it to be a popular banger or a lesser known b-side?
Also, if your ex was to write a song about your relationship, would you want it to be a popular banger or a lesser known b-side?
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Pondering the AI apocalypse
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pondering the AI apocalypse
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Pork tenderloin with herb roasted potatoes and maple broccoli. No pic. Too hungry.
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Pork tenderloin with herb roasted potatoes and maple broccoli. No pic. Too hungry.
Ash, YOU ARE NOT going to read that misogynistic article being shared around this site. That cursed text will bring nothing good or valuable to your life.
Oh hey, grass!
Oh hey, grass!
a man is laying on his stomach in a grassy field .
ALT: a man is laying on his stomach in a grassy field .
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November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Ash, YOU ARE NOT going to read that misogynistic article being shared around this site. That cursed text will bring nothing good or valuable to your life.
Oh hey, grass!
Oh hey, grass!
Oh the sandwich puns!
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh the sandwich puns!
My Dad just arrived in Ontario and is staying with us for a while. He always had a huge amount of books but he had to let a lot of them go when he sold our childhood home this year. He kept some good ones though and showed up with this historical gem! I'm genuinely so excited!
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My Dad just arrived in Ontario and is staying with us for a while. He always had a huge amount of books but he had to let a lot of them go when he sold our childhood home this year. He kept some good ones though and showed up with this historical gem! I'm genuinely so excited!
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I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury
I hope my American friends have a nice day today.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I hope my American friends have a nice day today.
I was right.
...there are going to be some really funny posts today.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I was right.
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It’s only canola if it’s from Canada.
Otherwise its sparkling *checks notes* I’m not saying that
Otherwise its sparkling *checks notes* I’m not saying that
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s only canola if it’s from Canada.
Otherwise its sparkling *checks notes* I’m not saying that
Otherwise its sparkling *checks notes* I’m not saying that
...there are going to be some really funny posts today.
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
...there are going to be some really funny posts today.
The Teen Vogue story has me thinking about all the teen mags I read when I was younger (YM, Teen, Seventeen) and while - yes, there was always problematic content (body shaming, narrow beauty standards, etc) - I remember them being pretty progressive politically
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Teen Vogue story has me thinking about all the teen mags I read when I was younger (YM, Teen, Seventeen) and while - yes, there was always problematic content (body shaming, narrow beauty standards, etc) - I remember them being pretty progressive politically
I have an announcement: I, an elder millenial woman, just threw out my Urban Decay Naked 2 pallette that still had eyeshadow and that I've had for longer than I care to confess on the internet...I'm moving on...
an elderly woman is sitting in a room with the words `` this house is clean '' .
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a room with the words `` this house is clean '' .
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November 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I have an announcement: I, an elder millenial woman, just threw out my Urban Decay Naked 2 pallette that still had eyeshadow and that I've had for longer than I care to confess on the internet...I'm moving on...
I hate messing up new recipes! It devastates me!
homer simpson is pouring a box of corn flakes into a bowl of cereal .
ALT: homer simpson is pouring a box of corn flakes into a bowl of cereal .
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November 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I hate messing up new recipes! It devastates me!
Productive day! Laundry done, outside furniture put away, floors vacuumed and mopped, meal planning complete, dinner made, dishes done, now time to sit and dissociate to trash TV and eat leftover Halloween candy.
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Productive day! Laundry done, outside furniture put away, floors vacuumed and mopped, meal planning complete, dinner made, dishes done, now time to sit and dissociate to trash TV and eat leftover Halloween candy.
Ok, Coco wasn't working when I tried to play it so I pivoted to Rocky Horror Picture Show and that soundtrack still slaps!
Although IMO!
Hot Patootie > Time Warp
Although IMO!
Hot Patootie > Time Warp
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Ok, Coco wasn't working when I tried to play it so I pivoted to Rocky Horror Picture Show and that soundtrack still slaps!
Although IMO!
Hot Patootie > Time Warp
Although IMO!
Hot Patootie > Time Warp
Good luck to the Jays, the Jays fans and all who observe the World Series.
I'm gonna watch Coco again and probably cry.
I'm gonna watch Coco again and probably cry.
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Good luck to the Jays, the Jays fans and all who observe the World Series.
I'm gonna watch Coco again and probably cry.
I'm gonna watch Coco again and probably cry.