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@mcmjolnir.bsky.social
"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
Spotted Tig Notaro on the Morning Show so I guess it's now Star Trek canon.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Spotted Tig Notaro on the Morning Show so I guess it's now Star Trek canon.
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any seattle people that follow me should still check your ballot status and see if it needs to be cured.
JUST IN: Katie Wilson significantly extends her lead in the Seattle mayoral race.
She now leads Mayor Bruce Harrell by 1,346 votes, or 0.5%.
That's up from the squeaker-lead of 91 votes in yesterday's update). She won today's batch of nearly 6K ballots by 20% (!).
Not much left at this point.
She now leads Mayor Bruce Harrell by 1,346 votes, or 0.5%.
That's up from the squeaker-lead of 91 votes in yesterday's update). She won today's batch of nearly 6K ballots by 20% (!).
Not much left at this point.
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
any seattle people that follow me should still check your ballot status and see if it needs to be cured.
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I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit
this should not be controversial 🫠
this should not be controversial 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit
this should not be controversial 🫠
this should not be controversial 🫠
Lasagna for breakfast rules.
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Lasagna for breakfast rules.
hell yes build this
Southern Utah stands to benefit from a new project aiming to build a statewide freeway system for bicycles.
UDOT unveils plans to expand southern Utah’s already-sprawling bike paths, linking to rest of state
Southern Utah stands to benefit from a new project aiming to build a statewide freeway system for bicycles.
www.sltrib.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
hell yes build this
A motto that NYC can get behind
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
A motto that NYC can get behind
Local elementary school has handed out recorders (the musical instrument) to all the kids.
Turns out the bus stop is within earshot of my place.
Very pure chaos energy this morning.
Turns out the bus stop is within earshot of my place.
Very pure chaos energy this morning.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Local elementary school has handed out recorders (the musical instrument) to all the kids.
Turns out the bus stop is within earshot of my place.
Very pure chaos energy this morning.
Turns out the bus stop is within earshot of my place.
Very pure chaos energy this morning.
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The Mayor is here at hand.
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Mayor is here at hand.
Will has it yet again
[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Will has it yet again
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Only losers hate on trans kids 🏳️⚧️
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Only losers hate on trans kids 🏳️⚧️
I really want to repost David Rees' Get Your War On strip the one where two guys say that Dick Cheney will walk the earth in the End Times, the Archangel Gabriel will dump Gatorade on him.
Can't find it tho - looks like only the last year of its run is online and Rees isn't on bsky AFAICT.
Can't find it tho - looks like only the last year of its run is online and Rees isn't on bsky AFAICT.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I really want to repost David Rees' Get Your War On strip the one where two guys say that Dick Cheney will walk the earth in the End Times, the Archangel Gabriel will dump Gatorade on him.
Can't find it tho - looks like only the last year of its run is online and Rees isn't on bsky AFAICT.
Can't find it tho - looks like only the last year of its run is online and Rees isn't on bsky AFAICT.
I could hear a neighbor kid kicking a soccer ball against a garage door.
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* BWUMP
And it just stopped after
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* <broken glass sound>
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* BWUMP
And it just stopped after
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* <broken glass sound>
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I could hear a neighbor kid kicking a soccer ball against a garage door.
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* BWUMP
And it just stopped after
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* <broken glass sound>
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* BWUMP
And it just stopped after
*kick* BWUMP
*kick* <broken glass sound>
Ruin a TV show by changing one letter:
Sharkwank
Sharkwank
November 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Ruin a TV show by changing one letter:
Sharkwank
Sharkwank
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Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered cooking chili
Made with heirloom beans I purchased at the local store;
Suddenly there came a ringing, as if someone gently singing, singing I could not ignore.
"T'is the Grubhub app," I muttered, "my burrito's at my door."
Made with heirloom beans I purchased at the local store;
Suddenly there came a ringing, as if someone gently singing, singing I could not ignore.
"T'is the Grubhub app," I muttered, "my burrito's at my door."
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered cooking chili
Made with heirloom beans I purchased at the local store;
Suddenly there came a ringing, as if someone gently singing, singing I could not ignore.
"T'is the Grubhub app," I muttered, "my burrito's at my door."
Made with heirloom beans I purchased at the local store;
Suddenly there came a ringing, as if someone gently singing, singing I could not ignore.
"T'is the Grubhub app," I muttered, "my burrito's at my door."
Some will say that those who hand out full size candy bars are the best trick-or-treat houses but actually the best Halloween houses hand out gummi candy.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Some will say that those who hand out full size candy bars are the best trick-or-treat houses but actually the best Halloween houses hand out gummi candy.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
Christ, what an asshole.
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
Goon & Plenty
change one letter to ruin a candy
Hershey's Pisses
Hershey's Pisses
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Starwurst
Starwurst
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Goon & Plenty
Reposting this to help pay expenses for a kickass person
my friend Grace is the woman who stood up to the guy in the Nazi SS uniform in those viral videos youve probably seen- he broke her nose with a beer stein - please share & donate and give her a hand with medical expenses, recovery and potential expenses gofund.me/72cb1a415
Donate to Support UGA Student Assaulted by Nazi in Downtown Athens, organized by Alexandra Lang
Hello,
My name is Grace Lang, and I am a 23 year old U… Alexandra Lang needs your support for Support UGA Student Assaulted by Nazi in Downtown Athens
gofund.me
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Reposting this to help pay expenses for a kickass person
Feet fans are gonna have a good time with the end of this season of Slow Horses.
Puke bucket optional.
Puke bucket optional.
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Feet fans are gonna have a good time with the end of this season of Slow Horses.
Puke bucket optional.
Puke bucket optional.
Not enough people know that the W in GLW is for 'wanker'.
October 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Not enough people know that the W in GLW is for 'wanker'.
Sexy Hostess Bakery Quarterly Revenue
Sexy garrote
(Your costume is the last thing that you googled prefaced with sexy)
(Your costume is the last thing that you googled prefaced with sexy)
Sexy how to store soil indoors
Too bad I didn't do this meme earlier today, could've been "sexy mitochondrial barcode gap"
Too bad I didn't do this meme earlier today, could've been "sexy mitochondrial barcode gap"
October 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Sexy Hostess Bakery Quarterly Revenue
Interesting study of WA cities and road safety
NEW // Op-Ed: Ranking Deadliest Cities for Pedestrians and Cyclists in Washington State
Op-ed by Travis Merrigan via @theurbanist.org // 🔗 www.theurbanist.org/2025/10/25/o...
Op-ed by Travis Merrigan via @theurbanist.org // 🔗 www.theurbanist.org/2025/10/25/o...
Op-Ed: Ranking Deadliest Cities for Pedestrians and Cyclists in Washington State » The Urbanist
# Which Washington cities have the deadliest streets and roads may surprise you. Puyallup, Lynnwood and Olympia are by far the most dangerous cities for people walking and biking based on per capita s...
www.theurbanist.org
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Interesting study of WA cities and road safety
Unbelievably corrupt move is small ball? Fetterman is an idiot.
Fetterman describes Trump trying to steal $230 million from taxpayers as "small ball, and I think we have much bigger problems than worrying about those things."
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Unbelievably corrupt move is small ball? Fetterman is an idiot.
Who is paying for the White House TEMU gold decor?
Are they being reimbursed?
The reason I ask is that I think Trump may be reimbursing himself for purchasing real "gold" and pocketing the difference.
Are they being reimbursed?
The reason I ask is that I think Trump may be reimbursing himself for purchasing real "gold" and pocketing the difference.
October 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Who is paying for the White House TEMU gold decor?
Are they being reimbursed?
The reason I ask is that I think Trump may be reimbursing himself for purchasing real "gold" and pocketing the difference.
Are they being reimbursed?
The reason I ask is that I think Trump may be reimbursing himself for purchasing real "gold" and pocketing the difference.