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"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
It was really fun! The affection for NYC was very palpable.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It was really fun! The affection for NYC was very palpable.
Only when it's a Hellfire R9X with the skewer attachment
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Only when it's a Hellfire R9X with the skewer attachment
Not just you, but all your friends too
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Not just you, but all your friends too
chips and guacamoloogie
green salad with mucus dressing
green salad with mucus dressing
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
chips and guacamoloogie
green salad with mucus dressing
green salad with mucus dressing
somebody should consider looking into it
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
somebody should consider looking into it
presumably because it's run like a SCIF
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
presumably because it's run like a SCIF
um, all the offender has to do is tip the thing over and run, they're shitty robots!
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
um, all the offender has to do is tip the thing over and run, they're shitty robots!
Perfect euro-sleaze action
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Perfect euro-sleaze action
What a clueless dipshit
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What a clueless dipshit
McConaughey is gonna make so much money for just "alright alright alright"
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
McConaughey is gonna make so much money for just "alright alright alright"
THAT'S FIGHTING WILDFIRES
Do they think that firefighters are out there with giant hoses or something?
Do they think that firefighters are out there with giant hoses or something?
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
THAT'S FIGHTING WILDFIRES
Do they think that firefighters are out there with giant hoses or something?
Do they think that firefighters are out there with giant hoses or something?
They're rocking back and forth tearfully
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
They're rocking back and forth tearfully
You mean Jesu Scrimpu
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You mean Jesu Scrimpu
Eva's twitter stuff was sooo funny, I am very pleased to see her get this made.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Eva's twitter stuff was sooo funny, I am very pleased to see her get this made.
Not inspiring confidence in what its other failure modes will look like.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not inspiring confidence in what its other failure modes will look like.
Read, yes, understood, no
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Read, yes, understood, no
I mean they didn't call it the Dept of Belligerent Tough Guys for pretty good reasons
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I mean they didn't call it the Dept of Belligerent Tough Guys for pretty good reasons
Why do we need to pretend that the guy portrayed by seven different actors is the same guy?
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Why do we need to pretend that the guy portrayed by seven different actors is the same guy?
There is only one good bird team and it ain't them
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There is only one good bird team and it ain't them
They have custom magic 8-balls with this sort of shit in them.
They make new ones about every ten years.
They make new ones about every ten years.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
They have custom magic 8-balls with this sort of shit in them.
They make new ones about every ten years.
They make new ones about every ten years.
The respect afforded to someone who could so nonchalantly filet a grown man.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The respect afforded to someone who could so nonchalantly filet a grown man.