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"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
It was really fun! The affection for NYC was very palpable.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Only when it's a Hellfire R9X with the skewer attachment
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Not just you, but all your friends too
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Simon Chandler
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
chips and guacamoloogie

green salad with mucus dressing
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
somebody should consider looking into it
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
presumably because it's run like a SCIF
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
um, all the offender has to do is tip the thing over and run, they're shitty robots!
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Perfect euro-sleaze action
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What a clueless dipshit
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
McConaughey is gonna make so much money for just "alright alright alright"
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
THAT'S FIGHTING WILDFIRES

Do they think that firefighters are out there with giant hoses or something?
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
They're rocking back and forth tearfully
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
James Dean wishes
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You mean Jesu Scrimpu
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Eva's twitter stuff was sooo funny, I am very pleased to see her get this made.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Not inspiring confidence in what its other failure modes will look like.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Read, yes, understood, no
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I mean they didn't call it the Dept of Belligerent Tough Guys for pretty good reasons
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Why do we need to pretend that the guy portrayed by seven different actors is the same guy?
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
There is only one good bird team and it ain't them
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
They have custom magic 8-balls with this sort of shit in them.

They make new ones about every ten years.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The respect afforded to someone who could so nonchalantly filet a grown man.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM