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Connor McCanlus
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pittsburgh's jenna maroney with a mustache. professional amateur witch. AEA/SAG.
Didn't I know how it would go?
If I knew from the start, why am I falling apart?
Wasn't it good?
Wasn't he fine?
Isn't it madness he won't be mine?
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I was definitely a "books are my escape into a world of fantasy" kind of kid but between our illustrated version of The Wizard of Oz and Maurice Sendak's Outside Over There sometimes the fantasy was "today I shall experiment with exciting new anxieties"
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I would never want to be smaller than I am.

But I have to admit that it would probably be convenient to be able to fit in a medium.

I have never, in my life, fit in a medium.
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Life is too short to not rage bait your cat.
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Or were you just being kind?
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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BREAKING: We won!

Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.

pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I was dreaming like a Texan girl
A girl who thinks she's got the right to everything
A girl who thinks she should have something... extreme
And I want you
And I want you
And I want you so
It's an obsession
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
And I want you
And I want you
And I want you so
It's an obsession
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Janelle Monáe graces the cover of Paper Magazine.

📸: Pol Kurucz
October 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
a morning television appearance,
followed by a put-in rehearsal,
then run to Arcade for orientation for new academy students (while wearing my show makeup),
then run back to the theater for a 7:30 show,
and finally home

so, yeah, im getting taco bell
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
one of my castmates: you're like dad.

another castmate: you're like dad *and* mom.

me: [feeling so seen] oh stop. does anyone need a snack?
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Easy
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Neither of these numbers feel correct but what do I know? I'm not a scientist, I'm just a good time.
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
to understand this movie is to understand meeee
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

Enjoyably nutty horror sequel in which the vengeful spirit of a long-dead prom queen creates all kinds of carnage at the local high school. Despite the absence of Jamie Lee Curtis, this is a much better flick than 1980 original.

Directed by Bruce Pittman
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The statement is so much worse
September 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
NIGHT OF THE MOTH MAN
spooky D&D-style comedy
October 17th, 24th, and 31st at Arcade Comedy Theater
www.showclix.com/event/the-ni...
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
had this edition growing up, was deeply obsessed
Illustration for The Wizard of Oz (L. Frank Baum) by Greg Hildebrandt

www.brothershildebra...
September 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's 7pm on a Thursday. Do you know where your children are?
September 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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If our love’s insanity, why are you my clarity
September 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Downtown. Exchange Way. Caller says that three very drunk dudes are having a romantic moment in public by a set of dumpsters.
August 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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:(
July 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM