Connor McCanlus
@mccanlus.bsky.social
pittsburgh's jenna maroney with a mustache. professional amateur witch. AEA/SAG.
Neither of these numbers feel correct but what do I know? I'm not a scientist, I'm just a good time.
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Neither of these numbers feel correct but what do I know? I'm not a scientist, I'm just a good time.
NIGHT OF THE MOTH MAN
spooky D&D-style comedy
October 17th, 24th, and 31st at Arcade Comedy Theater
www.showclix.com/event/the-ni...
spooky D&D-style comedy
October 17th, 24th, and 31st at Arcade Comedy Theater
www.showclix.com/event/the-ni...
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
NIGHT OF THE MOTH MAN
spooky D&D-style comedy
October 17th, 24th, and 31st at Arcade Comedy Theater
www.showclix.com/event/the-ni...
spooky D&D-style comedy
October 17th, 24th, and 31st at Arcade Comedy Theater
www.showclix.com/event/the-ni...
It's 7pm on a Thursday. Do you know where your children are?
September 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's 7pm on a Thursday. Do you know where your children are?
The absolute nerve of these thicked-haired men identifying as ball cap gays.
July 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The absolute nerve of these thicked-haired men identifying as ball cap gays.
So this is the premise of a sketch I wrote last year and it's getting produced in August and my boyfriend is in the show and I'm pretty sure the director cast him as "shirtless hunk with executioner hood" and I'm just really excited
July 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So this is the premise of a sketch I wrote last year and it's getting produced in August and my boyfriend is in the show and I'm pretty sure the director cast him as "shirtless hunk with executioner hood" and I'm just really excited
Please celebrate responsibly... people die on Jackie Washington Day...
July 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Please celebrate responsibly... people die on Jackie Washington Day...
me: ooh, how about these?
him: you really are an easy mark, aren't you?
him: you really are an easy mark, aren't you?
July 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
me: ooh, how about these?
him: you really are an easy mark, aren't you?
him: you really are an easy mark, aren't you?
abracadabra amor oo nana abracadabra morta oo gaga... gaga...
[slams grimmerie shut]
what good is this chanting?!
i don't even know what I'm reading!
[slams grimmerie shut]
what good is this chanting?!
i don't even know what I'm reading!
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
abracadabra amor oo nana abracadabra morta oo gaga... gaga...
[slams grimmerie shut]
what good is this chanting?!
i don't even know what I'm reading!
[slams grimmerie shut]
what good is this chanting?!
i don't even know what I'm reading!
Lady Gaga sampling Siouxsie and the Banshees in a song called Abracadabra is going to fuel my entire February. Let's do this.
February 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Lady Gaga sampling Siouxsie and the Banshees in a song called Abracadabra is going to fuel my entire February. Let's do this.
when you know you're a florinda but you also know they only see you as a lucinda...
January 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
when you know you're a florinda but you also know they only see you as a lucinda...
January 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
🎵ah AH-ah-AH-ah!🎵
January 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
🎵ah AH-ah-AH-ah!🎵
dont forget to take care of yourself tonight...
December 31, 2024 at 2:54 PM
dont forget to take care of yourself tonight...
my mom accidentally made what i can only describe as peppermint tits
December 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
my mom accidentally made what i can only describe as peppermint tits
i think the pee wee christmas special has shaped me more than any other piece of media. it was released the year i was born and my parents watched it with my older sister and six month old me. we taped it and rewatch it every year at least once. truly, it's in my DNA.
December 16, 2024 at 4:39 PM
i think the pee wee christmas special has shaped me more than any other piece of media. it was released the year i was born and my parents watched it with my older sister and six month old me. we taped it and rewatch it every year at least once. truly, it's in my DNA.
December 12, 2024 at 2:32 AM
a movie about two queer men played by two straight men? set during a time period of queer oppression?
December 6, 2024 at 2:11 PM
a movie about two queer men played by two straight men? set during a time period of queer oppression?
this is a photo of
a. two different people
b. the same person in two different outfits
c. two famous people
d. none of the above
a. two different people
b. the same person in two different outfits
c. two famous people
d. none of the above
December 5, 2024 at 8:50 PM
this is a photo of
a. two different people
b. the same person in two different outfits
c. two famous people
d. none of the above
a. two different people
b. the same person in two different outfits
c. two famous people
d. none of the above
tried to capture the beauty but im better with words
December 5, 2024 at 4:28 PM
tried to capture the beauty but im better with words
