McButtsTheCrimeDog
@mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Branch, 34, a weirdo, and cursed emote collector.
They/Them
Trans rights, bitches.
Here for the silly vibes
They/Them
Trans rights, bitches.
Here for the silly vibes
I'm really sick of people becoming parents and then complaining that an activity is not child friendly until it's not fun for anyone anymore. You signed up for this. We didn't. Stop punishing us for you not remembering that fun adult only activities exist when making your family planning decisions.
February 18, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I'm really sick of people becoming parents and then complaining that an activity is not child friendly until it's not fun for anyone anymore. You signed up for this. We didn't. Stop punishing us for you not remembering that fun adult only activities exist when making your family planning decisions.
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On this night, Mardi Gras Lunar New Year of the Firehorse, we look to the night sky to watch the horse of flame jumping over the moon, tossing beads to the moon goddess as she flashes him when he glides on by.
February 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
On this night, Mardi Gras Lunar New Year of the Firehorse, we look to the night sky to watch the horse of flame jumping over the moon, tossing beads to the moon goddess as she flashes him when he glides on by.
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bringing home the gold in being weird and off-putting
February 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
bringing home the gold in being weird and off-putting
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Morman Tech-bro who's friends are really getting tired of jumping on the bed when he uses Grok.
Guy who is deeply in love with his AI girlfriend, but is also a devout Catholic.
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
February 18, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Morman Tech-bro who's friends are really getting tired of jumping on the bed when he uses Grok.
Still waiting on this. Please hurry it up, back.
Any time my back wants to stop hurting so I can sleep would be GREAT
February 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Still waiting on this. Please hurry it up, back.
Any time my back wants to stop hurting so I can sleep would be GREAT
February 18, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Any time my back wants to stop hurting so I can sleep would be GREAT
wasp got into the house and I probably sound insane yelling at my cat at 3:30am because he's going after it and I don't have the money to take his butt to the vet if he gets stung.
February 18, 2026 at 9:26 AM
wasp got into the house and I probably sound insane yelling at my cat at 3:30am because he's going after it and I don't have the money to take his butt to the vet if he gets stung.
The vagina is nature's pocket
February 18, 2026 at 6:00 AM
The vagina is nature's pocket
Today was a pretty good day. Had fruit for breakfast (always a winner), potstickers for lunch, and wings for dinner with blue gatorade (from the mix) and a cupcake for dessert. I made some good food choices this month ngl. And I have enough buldak for 11 meals, plus enough cheetos to chase it with.
February 18, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Today was a pretty good day. Had fruit for breakfast (always a winner), potstickers for lunch, and wings for dinner with blue gatorade (from the mix) and a cupcake for dessert. I made some good food choices this month ngl. And I have enough buldak for 11 meals, plus enough cheetos to chase it with.
People actively choosing to hate on Hazbin Hotel when literally there are millions of other fandoms doing way worse shit is just another sign of how little progress we've truly made. All we've done is teach the abusers how to avoid accountability.
February 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
People actively choosing to hate on Hazbin Hotel when literally there are millions of other fandoms doing way worse shit is just another sign of how little progress we've truly made. All we've done is teach the abusers how to avoid accountability.
Today is food stamps day and I got groceries today. Got myself a bunch of raw chicken wings and some buffalo sauce.
Made hot wings. Fuck yeah.
Made hot wings. Fuck yeah.
February 18, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Today is food stamps day and I got groceries today. Got myself a bunch of raw chicken wings and some buffalo sauce.
Made hot wings. Fuck yeah.
Made hot wings. Fuck yeah.
Could really go for 3 weed smoking girlfriends right about now
February 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Could really go for 3 weed smoking girlfriends right about now
Me: I watched a few let's players back in the early days.
Someone: Oh my god I LOVED Fishington. And don't get me started on CrappyDoo and StickBalls' bromance.
Me: I have no fucking clue who those people are. I meant like... Lucahjin and JoshJepson and Protonjon and stuff...
Someone: Oh my god I LOVED Fishington. And don't get me started on CrappyDoo and StickBalls' bromance.
Me: I have no fucking clue who those people are. I meant like... Lucahjin and JoshJepson and Protonjon and stuff...
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Me: I watched a few let's players back in the early days.
Someone: Oh my god I LOVED Fishington. And don't get me started on CrappyDoo and StickBalls' bromance.
Me: I have no fucking clue who those people are. I meant like... Lucahjin and JoshJepson and Protonjon and stuff...
Someone: Oh my god I LOVED Fishington. And don't get me started on CrappyDoo and StickBalls' bromance.
Me: I have no fucking clue who those people are. I meant like... Lucahjin and JoshJepson and Protonjon and stuff...
I believe it is time. I believe the momentum is there. We have to push for this.
February 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I believe it is time. I believe the momentum is there. We have to push for this.
Continuing to Thal around with the new TLC-ed Thal www.twitch.tv/mcbuttsthecr...
McButtsTheCrimeDog - Twitch
Call me Ishmael... er... McButts (or Crim if you so choose) They/Them
www.twitch.tv
February 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Continuing to Thal around with the new TLC-ed Thal www.twitch.tv/mcbuttsthecr...
It's food stamps day and I got some frozen pot stickers to heat up and made some already. delicious.
February 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
It's food stamps day and I got some frozen pot stickers to heat up and made some already. delicious.
Tried Guava fruit on it's own. Did not enjoy. Am I supposed to do anything different?
February 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Tried Guava fruit on it's own. Did not enjoy. Am I supposed to do anything different?
You know it's getting realllllly depressiony around here when I am laying down on the couch listening to Jojo songs (NOT SIWA) with my cat on my chest
February 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
You know it's getting realllllly depressiony around here when I am laying down on the couch listening to Jojo songs (NOT SIWA) with my cat on my chest
"You did all this shit as a kid too." Nah I never called anyone a pedophile as a casual insult or without merit. I always treated that like a serious accusation.
February 17, 2026 at 7:38 AM
"You did all this shit as a kid too." Nah I never called anyone a pedophile as a casual insult or without merit. I always treated that like a serious accusation.
If I change an alt account's username to continue a bit, you're welcome and it means I think highly of you.
February 17, 2026 at 4:36 AM
If I change an alt account's username to continue a bit, you're welcome and it means I think highly of you.
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen.
My biggest pet peeve as an american is when British "people" or Canadians come in and talk shit sbout Americans as if we're a monolith and it's usually about something their country has also done it's fair share of (looking at you, Canadian government with your war crimes and starlight "tours").
February 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
My biggest pet peeve as an american is when British "people" or Canadians come in and talk shit sbout Americans as if we're a monolith and it's usually about something their country has also done it's fair share of (looking at you, Canadian government with your war crimes and starlight "tours").
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Baby boom continues for critically endangered whales! 🐋
Another North Atlantic right whale mom, “Ghost,” & calf pair has been spotted — bringing this season’s total to 22 calves. Congrats Ghost! 💙
Meet all the mom & calf pairs: https://oceana.ly/4blsTlM
Another North Atlantic right whale mom, “Ghost,” & calf pair has been spotted — bringing this season’s total to 22 calves. Congrats Ghost! 💙
Meet all the mom & calf pairs: https://oceana.ly/4blsTlM
February 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Baby boom continues for critically endangered whales! 🐋
Another North Atlantic right whale mom, “Ghost,” & calf pair has been spotted — bringing this season’s total to 22 calves. Congrats Ghost! 💙
Meet all the mom & calf pairs: https://oceana.ly/4blsTlM
Another North Atlantic right whale mom, “Ghost,” & calf pair has been spotted — bringing this season’s total to 22 calves. Congrats Ghost! 💙
Meet all the mom & calf pairs: https://oceana.ly/4blsTlM
Calling your best friend, getting no answer, then getting a text that starts with "Hey, it's (Best Friend's wife.": : O
The next sentence being that he's sleeping and has worked 3rds so he needs his sleep:
(I was worried at first)
The next sentence being that he's sleeping and has worked 3rds so he needs his sleep:
(I was worried at first)
spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish .
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Calling your best friend, getting no answer, then getting a text that starts with "Hey, it's (Best Friend's wife.": : O
The next sentence being that he's sleeping and has worked 3rds so he needs his sleep:
(I was worried at first)
The next sentence being that he's sleeping and has worked 3rds so he needs his sleep:
(I was worried at first)
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I was there, Gandalf, and let me tell you that all the handwringing back then neither "protected" us nor prevented any of us from being queer. It only did harm. It will only ever do harm.
HELLO I WAS A QUEER TEEN IN THE 1990s AND THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST SOCIAL TRANSITION NOW ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST "LETTING" US BE (at the time, for me) GAY OR LESBIAN THEN.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
Hilary Cass here arguing for children to be prevented from being known by a preferred name or getting a haircut in case it encourages them to continue later in life to transition.
Hilary Cass acts like gender variant children should have the transness hazed out of them.
Hilary Cass acts like gender variant children should have the transness hazed out of them.
February 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I was there, Gandalf, and let me tell you that all the handwringing back then neither "protected" us nor prevented any of us from being queer. It only did harm. It will only ever do harm.