McButtsTheCrimeDog
@mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Branch, 33, a weirdo, and the shitpostinest queero ya ever did see.
They/Them
Trans rights, bitches.
Here for the silly vibes
Please insert $20 USD to continue
They/Them
Trans rights, bitches.
Here for the silly vibes
Please insert $20 USD to continue
Pinned
Some unexpected shit hit me this month. I really hate asking. I pride myself on being very independent but sometimes, I have to ask for help.
If you are willing to help, my paypal is:
paypal.me/McButtsCrimeDog
No, that isn't my dead name. But it's also not the name I go by, either.
If you are willing to help, my paypal is:
paypal.me/McButtsCrimeDog
No, that isn't my dead name. But it's also not the name I go by, either.
30/75 rn
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
If you see me stealing your kidneys, no you don't.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If you see me stealing your kidneys, no you don't.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I hate this "phones" conversation regarding queer people and queer kids because the bottom line is, cishet society KNOWS. Right-wingers KNOW that the internet is how queer people connect to each other---hell, that marginalized people period use it to organize and educate.
That's why they hate it.
That's why they hate it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I hate this "phones" conversation regarding queer people and queer kids because the bottom line is, cishet society KNOWS. Right-wingers KNOW that the internet is how queer people connect to each other---hell, that marginalized people period use it to organize and educate.
That's why they hate it.
That's why they hate it.
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Be careful what you share, Ivanka.
Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Be careful what you share, Ivanka.
Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
We keep calling what we have a civilized society but in a civilized society, people would have enough to eat, a place to sleep, and clean water whether they were able to trade a third of their lives for pieces of paper to exchange for those things
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
We keep calling what we have a civilized society but in a civilized society, people would have enough to eat, a place to sleep, and clean water whether they were able to trade a third of their lives for pieces of paper to exchange for those things
In case you're wondering if I'm a menace in Josh's chat, too, I am
Josh may try to say otherwise, but it's ALWAYS degen hours in his community.
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
In case you're wondering if I'm a menace in Josh's chat, too, I am
Me, completely randomly to absolutely no one at 11:30pm, doing a really bad and robotic shatner impression: I am farting on... your balls.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Me, completely randomly to absolutely no one at 11:30pm, doing a really bad and robotic shatner impression: I am farting on... your balls.
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What's wrong, bluesky-kun.....
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
What's wrong, bluesky-kun.....
Once again discarded a post because I realized it seemed too close to some fash shit. Keep yourself alert.
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Once again discarded a post because I realized it seemed too close to some fash shit. Keep yourself alert.
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Your time is now, gooners. They're coming for yours. Stand up.
ICE HAS DETAINED A VTUBER!
If you see this, PLEASE give it a repost. And better yet donate.
If you see this, PLEASE give it a repost. And better yet donate.
hey i know not a lot of people here are into vtubers but theres a small agency vtuber being detained by ICE right now and it would be awesome if any of you have the means to support his agency in getting him out. ♥️
x.com/HeroAgencyVT...
donation link: streamelements.com/aydenglyden/...
x.com/HeroAgencyVT...
donation link: streamelements.com/aydenglyden/...
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Your time is now, gooners. They're coming for yours. Stand up.
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⏰ Registration is NOW OPEN for our Spring 2026 Book Club!
We've compiled books about "solitary sociables"-- orcas that seek out human interaction after they have been apart from their own species. (Springer, Luna, & Keiko)
More details below!
www.orcabehaviorinstitute.org/whale-univer...
We've compiled books about "solitary sociables"-- orcas that seek out human interaction after they have been apart from their own species. (Springer, Luna, & Keiko)
More details below!
www.orcabehaviorinstitute.org/whale-univer...
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
⏰ Registration is NOW OPEN for our Spring 2026 Book Club!
We've compiled books about "solitary sociables"-- orcas that seek out human interaction after they have been apart from their own species. (Springer, Luna, & Keiko)
More details below!
www.orcabehaviorinstitute.org/whale-univer...
We've compiled books about "solitary sociables"-- orcas that seek out human interaction after they have been apart from their own species. (Springer, Luna, & Keiko)
More details below!
www.orcabehaviorinstitute.org/whale-univer...
Pirating it is perfectly fine. Just don't engage with it online. Keep it to yourself. Don't even tell anyone you watched it. I promise you you'll get 3 episodes in maximum before you rage quit anyway.
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Pirating it is perfectly fine. Just don't engage with it online. Keep it to yourself. Don't even tell anyone you watched it. I promise you you'll get 3 episodes in maximum before you rage quit anyway.
Reddit is a fucking nightmare. I'm using it for the first time to get info on path of titans but it's ui makes my eyes bleed
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Reddit is a fucking nightmare. I'm using it for the first time to get info on path of titans but it's ui makes my eyes bleed
When @jepson.tv gets angry, it's Janger because J
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When @jepson.tv gets angry, it's Janger because J
Getting mad at a player in an online game for "exploiting" when it literally does not affect you in any way shape or form is next level game company dick sucking. Stfu and either use the bug to your advantage too or move tf on.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Getting mad at a player in an online game for "exploiting" when it literally does not affect you in any way shape or form is next level game company dick sucking. Stfu and either use the bug to your advantage too or move tf on.
There are two types of cooks in the south: the competent ones and the ones who just add sugar to a recipe and hope it makes it palatable magically.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There are two types of cooks in the south: the competent ones and the ones who just add sugar to a recipe and hope it makes it palatable magically.
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Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
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When you actually think about how many issues are tied to disability you never think about, it’s intentional.
crutchesandspice.com/2025/11/11/c...
crutchesandspice.com/2025/11/11/c...
Capitalists Were Never Going To Protect Your Healthcare When Your Disablement Is For Profit
When I first began my career in disability advocacy as a professional, I was bright-eyed, believing that I would be working with the most vocal supporters of DEI and who rallied behind diversity as…
crutchesandspice.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
When you actually think about how many issues are tied to disability you never think about, it’s intentional.
crutchesandspice.com/2025/11/11/c...
crutchesandspice.com/2025/11/11/c...
Some of you may wonder what I am like drunk.
Mostly the answer is sit in my underwear in bed playing a youtube playable game poorly while singing dumb songs in a baby voice to my cat about how gross he is.
Mostly the answer is sit in my underwear in bed playing a youtube playable game poorly while singing dumb songs in a baby voice to my cat about how gross he is.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Some of you may wonder what I am like drunk.
Mostly the answer is sit in my underwear in bed playing a youtube playable game poorly while singing dumb songs in a baby voice to my cat about how gross he is.
Mostly the answer is sit in my underwear in bed playing a youtube playable game poorly while singing dumb songs in a baby voice to my cat about how gross he is.
The best thing about being on disability is I can drink any night and it doesn't matter
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
The best thing about being on disability is I can drink any night and it doesn't matter
still at 30/75 but if the government reopens, I'll only need 50 instead of 75. So a tentative 30/50 rn
Some unexpected shit hit me this month. I really hate asking. I pride myself on being very independent but sometimes, I have to ask for help.
If you are willing to help, my paypal is:
paypal.me/McButtsCrimeDog
No, that isn't my dead name. But it's also not the name I go by, either.
If you are willing to help, my paypal is:
paypal.me/McButtsCrimeDog
No, that isn't my dead name. But it's also not the name I go by, either.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
still at 30/75 but if the government reopens, I'll only need 50 instead of 75. So a tentative 30/50 rn