McButtsTheCrimeDog
@mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Branch, 33, a weirdo, and the shitpostinest queero ya ever did see.
They/Them
Trans rights, bitches.
Here for the silly vibes
Please insert $20 USD to continue
They/Them
Trans rights, bitches.
Here for the silly vibes
Please insert $20 USD to continue
Modern Art
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Modern Art
Here's my cat. His name is Yoshi. Enjoy.
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Here's my cat. His name is Yoshi. Enjoy.
You don't actually want to know the context for this I promise
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You don't actually want to know the context for this I promise
It's food stamps day and I got my groceries delivered. If you haven't tried these tortillas yet, trust me, they are well worth it.
October 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's food stamps day and I got my groceries delivered. If you haven't tried these tortillas yet, trust me, they are well worth it.
hey what the hell
October 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
hey what the hell
The reason they say so many adults are functionally illiterate is that someone just used THIS picture as a "source" for their claim that Scott Cawthon donated to Trevor Project. This screenshot of an article is not a source and also it does not claim that he did donate. It speculates. Jfc
October 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The reason they say so many adults are functionally illiterate is that someone just used THIS picture as a "source" for their claim that Scott Cawthon donated to Trevor Project. This screenshot of an article is not a source and also it does not claim that he did donate. It speculates. Jfc
Two characters you like & tag five others to do the same
@greenpowerstar.bsky.social
@th4tgamerchick.bsky.social
@trillgirl.bsky.social
@dearzeus.gay
@cynderblaze.bsky.social
@greenpowerstar.bsky.social
@th4tgamerchick.bsky.social
@trillgirl.bsky.social
@dearzeus.gay
@cynderblaze.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Two characters you like & tag five others to do the same
@greenpowerstar.bsky.social
@th4tgamerchick.bsky.social
@trillgirl.bsky.social
@dearzeus.gay
@cynderblaze.bsky.social
@greenpowerstar.bsky.social
@th4tgamerchick.bsky.social
@trillgirl.bsky.social
@dearzeus.gay
@cynderblaze.bsky.social
Me, when homophobes say seeing any gay person will make their kids gay:
October 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Me, when homophobes say seeing any gay person will make their kids gay:
This is what I mean when I say don't argue with me about orcas. It took me all of a minute to find this video proof of what this random person claimed never happened in a comment on a post I made a month ago.
Orcas are my special interest. I have receipts. I remember it all.
Orcas are my special interest. I have receipts. I remember it all.
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is what I mean when I say don't argue with me about orcas. It took me all of a minute to find this video proof of what this random person claimed never happened in a comment on a post I made a month ago.
Orcas are my special interest. I have receipts. I remember it all.
Orcas are my special interest. I have receipts. I remember it all.
Wanna fucking bet?
September 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Wanna fucking bet?
Excuse me?
September 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Excuse me?
what the fuck
September 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
what the fuck
A NEW RECORD
September 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A NEW RECORD
my exact meme got reposted to 9gag and it's the second google result for "Do a Marill Roll." didn't even know. And mind you this is from 2012. I made this while listening to that one do a barrel roll song set to Moscow Moscow. Funny how that works.
nutsackcasserole.tumblr.com/post/2523237...
nutsackcasserole.tumblr.com/post/2523237...
September 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
my exact meme got reposted to 9gag and it's the second google result for "Do a Marill Roll." didn't even know. And mind you this is from 2012. I made this while listening to that one do a barrel roll song set to Moscow Moscow. Funny how that works.
nutsackcasserole.tumblr.com/post/2523237...
nutsackcasserole.tumblr.com/post/2523237...
Tonight, I chose to use one of my favorite ramen types, which was specifically made for stir fry. This type is cheap and includes sauce packets so I don't need to pick one up or use one. I only had corn in the freezer so that's all I used. I chose not to use my remaining bacon for this so it was
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Tonight, I chose to use one of my favorite ramen types, which was specifically made for stir fry. This type is cheap and includes sauce packets so I don't need to pick one up or use one. I only had corn in the freezer so that's all I used. I chose not to use my remaining bacon for this so it was
This is the best ramen that exists imo. It's not cheap (for ramen) but it is absolutely delicious.
September 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the best ramen that exists imo. It's not cheap (for ramen) but it is absolutely delicious.
Brown and Serve rolls can rot in the deepest pits of hell and whoever created them, too.
(Image included for clarity, brand name not relevant, all brands are equally culpable)
(Image included for clarity, brand name not relevant, all brands are equally culpable)
September 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Brown and Serve rolls can rot in the deepest pits of hell and whoever created them, too.
(Image included for clarity, brand name not relevant, all brands are equally culpable)
(Image included for clarity, brand name not relevant, all brands are equally culpable)
according to this (extremely incorrect) chart, I have "dark blonde" hair. My hair is so dark BROWN that it's been confused for black on numerous occasions.
September 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
according to this (extremely incorrect) chart, I have "dark blonde" hair. My hair is so dark BROWN that it's been confused for black on numerous occasions.
Nature is healing <3
September 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Nature is healing <3
Probably one of the funniest things about my childhood is seeing this comb in my jewish grandmother's bathroom for YEARS and not understanding what it was meant for until I was a teenager when I finally asked her why she had an afro hair pick. She had no idea. She just thought it looked cool.
September 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Probably one of the funniest things about my childhood is seeing this comb in my jewish grandmother's bathroom for YEARS and not understanding what it was meant for until I was a teenager when I finally asked her why she had an afro hair pick. She had no idea. She just thought it looked cool.
