MazzyK
@mazzyk.bsky.social
Probably the best viola player you know. Unless you know any really good viola players.
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Do you think that there were guests at the wedding from Love Actually panicking during the ceremony like "Did the invite say that we need to bring a trombone? Well, he's your cousin."
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Do you think that there were guests at the wedding from Love Actually panicking during the ceremony like "Did the invite say that we need to bring a trombone? Well, he's your cousin."
Not sure I can muster the energy or inclination to involve deodorant in today. It’s lucky I made it to the shower.
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Not sure I can muster the energy or inclination to involve deodorant in today. It’s lucky I made it to the shower.
Was in M&S at 6am yesterday (fail to prepare, prepare to fail etc) and was quite a stress free experience, HOWEVER I apparently bought c.1kg of potato salad. Along with mash and roasties. Short story, I’ve never met a potato I didn’t like.
December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Was in M&S at 6am yesterday (fail to prepare, prepare to fail etc) and was quite a stress free experience, HOWEVER I apparently bought c.1kg of potato salad. Along with mash and roasties. Short story, I’ve never met a potato I didn’t like.
@kvnclmn.bsky.social Did you pick up the Chequered Flag today? I thought I’d missed it but it was in today’s paper. Godspeed.
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@kvnclmn.bsky.social Did you pick up the Chequered Flag today? I thought I’d missed it but it was in today’s paper. Godspeed.
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Just in case you never saw this on Twitter, it’s a masterpiece of a thread.
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
November 27, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Just in case you never saw this on Twitter, it’s a masterpiece of a thread.
Aww, have just gently scrolled the TL and can see some names for ye olde twyttr. Oddly comforting.
December 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Aww, have just gently scrolled the TL and can see some names for ye olde twyttr. Oddly comforting.
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One of the greatest Christmas traditions, thanks to lovely @rhodri.biz - here's the link to contribute if you can ❤️
Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing.
What is it?
Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
One of the greatest Christmas traditions, thanks to lovely @rhodri.biz - here's the link to contribute if you can ❤️
Tbh I’d forgotten about BlueSky. I think I even deleted it at some point. Have re downloaded today just to see @rhodri.biz #duvetknowitschristmas for another year 🥰🎄
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Tbh I’d forgotten about BlueSky. I think I even deleted it at some point. Have re downloaded today just to see @rhodri.biz #duvetknowitschristmas for another year 🥰🎄
Not sure if BlueSky is the same but if it was in the old days of Twitter there would already be an account called ‘Ma Burke’s Shoe’.
March 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not sure if BlueSky is the same but if it was in the old days of Twitter there would already be an account called ‘Ma Burke’s Shoe’.
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I love this!!
Actress Cassandra Peterson, better known as her horror hostess character Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, has donated her Tesla to NPR.
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#Swasticar
#ElonSux
Actress Cassandra Peterson, better known as her horror hostess character Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, has donated her Tesla to NPR.
Keep Reposting
#Swasticar
#ElonSux
March 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I love this!!
Actress Cassandra Peterson, better known as her horror hostess character Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, has donated her Tesla to NPR.
Keep Reposting
#Swasticar
#ElonSux
Actress Cassandra Peterson, better known as her horror hostess character Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, has donated her Tesla to NPR.
Keep Reposting
#Swasticar
#ElonSux
Make America Gastrointestinal Again
March 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Make America Gastrointestinal Again
Mate. When it’s pointed out how you socialised with a wrong ‘un, don’t then list out even more wrong ‘uns you know.
March 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Mate. When it’s pointed out how you socialised with a wrong ‘un, don’t then list out even more wrong ‘uns you know.
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ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs
America is over. There is no coming back from this.
If we're lucky maybe we claw back some small-l liberalism for our daily lives. But even that might be too much to hope for.
The rest of the world has to move on from us.
They now know that the American people can't be trusted.
They're right.
If we're lucky maybe we claw back some small-l liberalism for our daily lives. But even that might be too much to hope for.
The rest of the world has to move on from us.
They now know that the American people can't be trusted.
They're right.
February 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs
What Trump needs now is another one of those fake assassination attempts. Just to up his ratings a bit BECAUSE SURELY TO GOD no one can think he’s worth shit now. Not that the good people ever thought he was, like.
February 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What Trump needs now is another one of those fake assassination attempts. Just to up his ratings a bit BECAUSE SURELY TO GOD no one can think he’s worth shit now. Not that the good people ever thought he was, like.
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FYI “Costume” (костюм) is the Ukrainian word for suit.
FYI2 Zelensky has vowed not to wear a business suit while his country is at war, and he’s stood by that vow for 1,101 days
FYI2 Zelensky has vowed not to wear a business suit while his country is at war, and he’s stood by that vow for 1,101 days
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
FYI “Costume” (костюм) is the Ukrainian word for suit.
FYI2 Zelensky has vowed not to wear a business suit while his country is at war, and he’s stood by that vow for 1,101 days
FYI2 Zelensky has vowed not to wear a business suit while his country is at war, and he’s stood by that vow for 1,101 days
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A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that
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The suit exchange should go down in history showing how brilliantly sharp and funny Zelensky is and how he put Vance down (all in his second language).
Vance: Why don’t you wear a suit? You never wear a suit.
Zelensky: When the war is over I’ll wear one. Maybe one like yours or maybe a better one.
Vance: Why don’t you wear a suit? You never wear a suit.
Zelensky: When the war is over I’ll wear one. Maybe one like yours or maybe a better one.
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The suit exchange should go down in history showing how brilliantly sharp and funny Zelensky is and how he put Vance down (all in his second language).
Vance: Why don’t you wear a suit? You never wear a suit.
Zelensky: When the war is over I’ll wear one. Maybe one like yours or maybe a better one.
Vance: Why don’t you wear a suit? You never wear a suit.
Zelensky: When the war is over I’ll wear one. Maybe one like yours or maybe a better one.
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Russia's response to Trump's tantrum says it all really:
February 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Russia's response to Trump's tantrum says it all really:
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Time for the EU and UK to step up. There’s no choice now.
February 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Time for the EU and UK to step up. There’s no choice now.
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Seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene’s snivelling shit of a boyfriend have a pop at Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit a few days after Musk was druggily guffawing in the same building while wearing a T-shirt and baseball cap has caused me to run amok with a hammer and cause untold damage to my own property
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene’s snivelling shit of a boyfriend have a pop at Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit a few days after Musk was druggily guffawing in the same building while wearing a T-shirt and baseball cap has caused me to run amok with a hammer and cause untold damage to my own property
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I love Facebook Marketplace. This is the only photo of the item for sale.
February 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I love Facebook Marketplace. This is the only photo of the item for sale.
Even though Godfather 3 is not ideal compared to 1 & 2, G3 Andy Garcia is Peak Garcia.
G3, Internal Affairs and When A Man Loves A Woman are the Garcia Trifecta. Ocean’s Garcia also receives an honourable mention.
G3, Internal Affairs and When A Man Loves A Woman are the Garcia Trifecta. Ocean’s Garcia also receives an honourable mention.
February 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Even though Godfather 3 is not ideal compared to 1 & 2, G3 Andy Garcia is Peak Garcia.
G3, Internal Affairs and When A Man Loves A Woman are the Garcia Trifecta. Ocean’s Garcia also receives an honourable mention.
G3, Internal Affairs and When A Man Loves A Woman are the Garcia Trifecta. Ocean’s Garcia also receives an honourable mention.
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Please just let me reuse my password. Please I am begging you. Please I don’t care if someone hacks my Barnes and Noble account. Please I have no new passwords left. Please you have taken them all from me.
February 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Please just let me reuse my password. Please I am begging you. Please I don’t care if someone hacks my Barnes and Noble account. Please I have no new passwords left. Please you have taken them all from me.
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Not to be over dramatic or anything but, at a checkout in a shop, if the person in front of you doesn’t put a divider down for you when they’ve finished putting their shopping on the conveyer belt then you should be allowed to stamp on their fingers.
January 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Not to be over dramatic or anything but, at a checkout in a shop, if the person in front of you doesn’t put a divider down for you when they’ve finished putting their shopping on the conveyer belt then you should be allowed to stamp on their fingers.