Maya 🌺
@mayathypapaya.bsky.social
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Almost fell for a scam call today, and realised that if I simply never picked up the phone, I'd easily avoid loads of potential scammers
November 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Almost fell for a scam call today, and realised that if I simply never picked up the phone, I'd easily avoid loads of potential scammers
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not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
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Pikachu enjoying his burger
August 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Pikachu enjoying his burger
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
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I made a graph showing all my past relationships.
There's and ex-axis and a why-axis.
There's and ex-axis and a why-axis.
August 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I made a graph showing all my past relationships.
There's and ex-axis and a why-axis.
There's and ex-axis and a why-axis.
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People who say "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" must be terrible cooks
August 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
People who say "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" must be terrible cooks
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If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.
July 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.
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Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
July 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
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oh 100 best movies of the 21st century?
Easy. Paddington 2 100 times.
Easy. Paddington 2 100 times.
June 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
oh 100 best movies of the 21st century?
Easy. Paddington 2 100 times.
Easy. Paddington 2 100 times.
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This guy was a clock in Beauty and the Beast.
French antiques fraudsters found guilty of Versailles chair scam
French antiques fraudsters found guilty of Versailles chair scam
Bill Pallot and Bruno Desnoues are given suspended sentences for selling fake 18th Century chairs.
www.bbc.com
June 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This guy was a clock in Beauty and the Beast.
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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
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hugh laurie is british for “big truck”
May 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
hugh laurie is british for “big truck”
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Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉
Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.
You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.
You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉
Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.
You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.
You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
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Bring back the 1983 HBO Feature Presentation intro
May 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Bring back the 1983 HBO Feature Presentation intro
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Same kid who asked to watch Jurassic Park and when it was over I told her they made a sequel she said "why do people want to go back there. It is not safe."
May 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Same kid who asked to watch Jurassic Park and when it was over I told her they made a sequel she said "why do people want to go back there. It is not safe."
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I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes
May 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes
Mine is Pope Tofu IV.
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. POPE GINGER IV.
May 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mine is Pope Tofu IV.
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there's no stopping the Latin American meme machine
May 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
there's no stopping the Latin American meme machine
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If this were old twitter, we'd have a handle for the sea gull by the Vatican chimney already.
May 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If this were old twitter, we'd have a handle for the sea gull by the Vatican chimney already.
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
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woke up with this in my head and now it's your problem
April 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
woke up with this in my head and now it's your problem