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i don’t understand movies (they/them)

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ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
the rich tapestry of menswear brands founded by guys who used to run j crew
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
interesting bit of poster symmetry in my letterboxd 2025 in review
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
i am simply overhearing the gay hockey show from another room so i'm not sure but i'm starting to get the feeling that every hockey player is gay
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social

I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Happy Sight and Sound’s Best Video Essays of 2025 to all that celebrate

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The best video essays of 2025
Now in its ninth year, our annual poll showcases 255 vital video essays, nominated by 72 international voters.
www.bfi.org.uk
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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traffic cones are so adorable i struggle to put it into words. they are a manifestation of humanity's bottomless well of kindness and are sacred to me in ways most things are not. um. i think. anyway, i enjoy footage and pictures of traffic cones a normal amount
the world is a lot more beautiful since @nickyflowers.com told me they were working on a project about traffic cones so i started taking videos of traffic cones in strange situations to send them
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i think it should be socially acceptable to cut the vents on someone's jacket if you do it really carefully
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the world is a lot more beautiful since @nickyflowers.com told me they were working on a project about traffic cones so i started taking videos of traffic cones in strange situations to send them
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
wow linkedin has possibly the most heinous email notification preferences page i have ever seen. it should be illegal to make me click through a new page for all 50 different types of emails they want to send me
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
spent the past week thinking ah damn, did i lose my pencil case? did it fall out of my bag on the train? did i leave it somewhere? what a shame. had some nice pens in there.

it was on my desk. which i have been sitting at for the past week. in plain view, on my desk, directly in front of my monitor
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think james spader should let his freak flag fly again
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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REMINDER: Starting at 6 a.m. on Monday, December 8, F and M trains will permanently swap routes between Manhattan and Queens on weekdays, affecting eight stations. There will be no change from current service late evenings, nights, and weekends.

Learn more: mta.info/fmswap
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
floor lamps on facebook marketplace are either $15 or $700. no mid-range lamps on there
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
bought one thing from BestBuy and they sent me like 50 marketing emails in 2 days. tried unsubscribing ~5 times until i noticed that the unsubscribe form says it can take "up to 10 business days for changes to your email marketing preferences to take effect." i may never shop at BestBuy again
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i was really not prepared for how ready random strangers would be to gender me as male. i can literally introduce myself as my birth name & ppl will immediately switch to [male equivalent of birth name]. doesn’t necessarily bother me but it is making the whole legal name thing a little awkward
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
have been spending the past week or so passively trying to understand the fact that perspective distortion is due to relative distance instead of focal length
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Peeping Tom (1960) is so cool because i remember reading about and thinking wow i bet i would love this pervert horror movie soooo much. and then i did. but that was before i even knew about the elaborately staged dance sequence!
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
huh? oh yeah that’s just our friend allen and his weird screwdriver. he calls it a wrench for some reason. he’s a good guy though
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
not to sound entitled but i do feel like missing my hormones for 2 days shouldn’t cause me to immediately get my period
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM