max teeth
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god in 2019 i really used to just spray 16th note hihats all over everything i wrote
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
god in 2019 i really used to just spray 16th note hihats all over everything i wrote
just drank a redbull for the first time. first half tasted like cherry airheads and the second half tasted also like cherry airheads but with a hint of bleach. curious
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
just drank a redbull for the first time. first half tasted like cherry airheads and the second half tasted also like cherry airheads but with a hint of bleach. curious
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frankenstein is a big guy who groans and has bolts that come out of his neck. he is not a metaphor and his name is frankenstein. everyone else needs to get a grip.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
frankenstein is a big guy who groans and has bolts that come out of his neck. he is not a metaphor and his name is frankenstein. everyone else needs to get a grip.
i think movers should make probably $1,000 an hour. i don’t have that kind of money though so i also think moving should be a public service
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i think movers should make probably $1,000 an hour. i don’t have that kind of money though so i also think moving should be a public service
need more info on the circumstances that led griffin dunne to direct practical magic
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
need more info on the circumstances that led griffin dunne to direct practical magic
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Congrats to Mira Nair’s son, this is nowhere near the level of achievement as directing Mississippi Masala but a good start
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Congrats to Mira Nair’s son, this is nowhere near the level of achievement as directing Mississippi Masala but a good start
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
they’ve invented a miracle drug that gives you a lot of acne and makes men call you “buddy”
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
they’ve invented a miracle drug that gives you a lot of acne and makes men call you “buddy”
they should make a version of diet coke that has calories
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
they should make a version of diet coke that has calories
accidentally closed firefox and for whatever reason it did not preserve my open tabs. feeling a great sense of grief and loss but also, in a way, freedom
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
accidentally closed firefox and for whatever reason it did not preserve my open tabs. feeling a great sense of grief and loss but also, in a way, freedom
movie theaters used to be cold, right? this isn't a false memory that i have created? every time i go to the movie theater i think, oh, i should put on an extra layer, because it will be cold. and then i end up overheating in the movie theater
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
movie theaters used to be cold, right? this isn't a false memory that i have created? every time i go to the movie theater i think, oh, i should put on an extra layer, because it will be cold. and then i end up overheating in the movie theater
getting downvoted on a language learning subreddit for bravely saying that it's ok (and maybe even helpful) to use foreign-language subtitles when you're watching a foreign-language video
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
getting downvoted on a language learning subreddit for bravely saying that it's ok (and maybe even helpful) to use foreign-language subtitles when you're watching a foreign-language video
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[tlc no scrubs] a duck is a guy that swims & flys and is also known as a Mallard
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
[tlc no scrubs] a duck is a guy that swims & flys and is also known as a Mallard
yesterday my prof showed us THE CONVERSATION (1974) and then just released all of us back out into the world. had to walk to the train with my entire body clenched
October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
yesterday my prof showed us THE CONVERSATION (1974) and then just released all of us back out into the world. had to walk to the train with my entire body clenched
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the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
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Free Halloween Zine : Disability perspectives on horror movies : files.libcom.org/files/2025-0...
October 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Free Halloween Zine : Disability perspectives on horror movies : files.libcom.org/files/2025-0...
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thinking about her (otamatone rite of spring) again... www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTuw...
otamatone rite of spring sampler
YouTube video by jhperc
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
thinking about her (otamatone rite of spring) again... www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTuw...
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why do they call it a tgirl when you take T out of girl put E in girl make girl E into girl E girl no more T
September 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
why do they call it a tgirl when you take T out of girl put E in girl make girl E into girl E girl no more T
unsurprisingly i thought the new conjuring movie was doodoo but huge points for not digitally de-aging Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson. i thought the flashback stuff was really well done in terms of the casting, costuming, and performances
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
unsurprisingly i thought the new conjuring movie was doodoo but huge points for not digitally de-aging Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson. i thought the flashback stuff was really well done in terms of the casting, costuming, and performances
steely dan makes being a loser sound so cool and sexy
September 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
steely dan makes being a loser sound so cool and sexy
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rewatched Memories last night, the problem with the arts nowadays is that nobody is throwing loads of money at animation directors to get them to make a gorgeously animated short film about "what if a guy got so stinky that everyone died"
August 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
rewatched Memories last night, the problem with the arts nowadays is that nobody is throwing loads of money at animation directors to get them to make a gorgeously animated short film about "what if a guy got so stinky that everyone died"