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outside me there are two wolves
June 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
outside me there are two wolves
italians are catching strays in the australian news update about their reporter covering the LA protests getting shot at by police
June 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
italians are catching strays in the australian news update about their reporter covering the LA protests getting shot at by police
at the bouldering world cup in Prague one of the climbers failed to complete the first boulder after securing the top hold with one hand (both hands need to touch for points) so he did a backflip out of frustration
June 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
at the bouldering world cup in Prague one of the climbers failed to complete the first boulder after securing the top hold with one hand (both hands need to touch for points) so he did a backflip out of frustration
the vatican did literally announce that they have a new chibi mascot this year so i have to assume it's working as intended
April 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the vatican did literally announce that they have a new chibi mascot this year so i have to assume it's working as intended
what is this picture trying to illustrate
April 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
what is this picture trying to illustrate
Field of Dreams could never happen today because you can't watch baseball in iowa
March 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Field of Dreams could never happen today because you can't watch baseball in iowa
hi everyone. i'm so pleased to introduce the gay little snowman from the wikipedia article for "Dolly zoom"
March 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
hi everyone. i'm so pleased to introduce the gay little snowman from the wikipedia article for "Dolly zoom"
new low-budget wikipedia illustration just dropped
March 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
new low-budget wikipedia illustration just dropped
the philadelphia inquirer's James Franklin could not have anticipated the events of 2024
February 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
the philadelphia inquirer's James Franklin could not have anticipated the events of 2024
i had a bunch of caffeine this morning so that i could be productive but instead i edited clips from Alien Romulus to the penis to vagina song from Emilia Perez
February 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i had a bunch of caffeine this morning so that i could be productive but instead i edited clips from Alien Romulus to the penis to vagina song from Emilia Perez
3-color technicolor cameras are sillier than i initially imagined. i always assumed the beam splitter simply split the image 3 ways, but it turns out, of course, that would too severely reduce the light in each channel. so instead it's a combination of the 2-way beam splitter and a red/blue bipack
February 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
3-color technicolor cameras are sillier than i initially imagined. i always assumed the beam splitter simply split the image 3 ways, but it turns out, of course, that would too severely reduce the light in each channel. so instead it's a combination of the 2-way beam splitter and a red/blue bipack
everyone i have an important announcement to make. the cop from the Smile movies is also the emo kid from Jennifer's Body
February 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
everyone i have an important announcement to make. the cop from the Smile movies is also the emo kid from Jennifer's Body
at least they're honest!
February 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
at least they're honest!
google said you’re gay
January 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
google said you’re gay
they’re praying on my Hereditary video
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
they’re praying on my Hereditary video
There’s now an “auto-dubbed” tag that appears below/beside the thumbnail when a video is recommended, and below the title on the watch page. it doesn’t seem to appear in search or on channel pages. this applies on desktop and the latest version of the app.
January 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
There’s now an “auto-dubbed” tag that appears below/beside the thumbnail when a video is recommended, and below the title on the watch page. it doesn’t seem to appear in search or on channel pages. this applies on desktop and the latest version of the app.
here’s a screenshot from a private window where i set youtube’s language to Italian. this vid is originally in English, but it defaults to an italian audio track, which is a robot voice reading out an auto-translation. bg music still present. note that it doesn’t say this is auto generated anywhere
January 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
here’s a screenshot from a private window where i set youtube’s language to Italian. this vid is originally in English, but it defaults to an italian audio track, which is a robot voice reading out an auto-translation. bg music still present. note that it doesn’t say this is auto generated anywhere
this is the kind of journalism i pay taxes for
December 18, 2024 at 12:55 AM
this is the kind of journalism i pay taxes for
sweet boy dave passed away this afternoon. he loved being cozy above all else. thanks dave for all the cuddles
December 16, 2024 at 8:16 PM
sweet boy dave passed away this afternoon. he loved being cozy above all else. thanks dave for all the cuddles
for one beautiful moment i thought that they gave ana de armas 3 moles in Blonde but actually there was just some crap on my screen
December 11, 2024 at 4:14 AM
for one beautiful moment i thought that they gave ana de armas 3 moles in Blonde but actually there was just some crap on my screen