maxiboose
@maxiboose.bsky.social
• she/her • scottish cryptid, shitpost enthusiast // comms by day, troublemaker bi night 🩷💜💙 views my own, my precious //💀📚🎮🎬💫
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Yes I know
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yes I know
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Repeatedly asking the supermarket staff for a 'chocolate battle pass' and feigning misunderstanding when they ask if I mean 'advent calendar'
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Repeatedly asking the supermarket staff for a 'chocolate battle pass' and feigning misunderstanding when they ask if I mean 'advent calendar'
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Scotland's gritter tracker is back! 🏴❄️🧊
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year: Scotland's gritter tracker is back! 🏴❄️🧊
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
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i'm on what i believe the medical term is 'a fucktonne' of antihistamines, and having the most mundane yet bizarre dreams.
i told my partner and he said 'have you considered writing vignettes or short stories' - god forbid anyone actually reads them, so i will tell you here:
i told my partner and he said 'have you considered writing vignettes or short stories' - god forbid anyone actually reads them, so i will tell you here:
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i'm on what i believe the medical term is 'a fucktonne' of antihistamines, and having the most mundane yet bizarre dreams.
i told my partner and he said 'have you considered writing vignettes or short stories' - god forbid anyone actually reads them, so i will tell you here:
i told my partner and he said 'have you considered writing vignettes or short stories' - god forbid anyone actually reads them, so i will tell you here:
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A vaguely vampiric mari tonight (inspired by the visual fest of coppolas dracula)
I’m not sure its blood, most likely wine given maris perchant for booze
I’m not sure its blood, most likely wine given maris perchant for booze
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A vaguely vampiric mari tonight (inspired by the visual fest of coppolas dracula)
I’m not sure its blood, most likely wine given maris perchant for booze
I’m not sure its blood, most likely wine given maris perchant for booze
a colleague: i like grammarly, it makes such helpful suggestions that make my writing more concise
me, with two masters degrees in literature: *staring down 'use the correct version' like ron swanson in home depot*
me, with two masters degrees in literature: *staring down 'use the correct version' like ron swanson in home depot*
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
a colleague: i like grammarly, it makes such helpful suggestions that make my writing more concise
me, with two masters degrees in literature: *staring down 'use the correct version' like ron swanson in home depot*
me, with two masters degrees in literature: *staring down 'use the correct version' like ron swanson in home depot*
doing a book sale for local charities as we inch toward completion on the library - send me all your unwanted books please and thank you 🙏🏼
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
doing a book sale for local charities as we inch toward completion on the library - send me all your unwanted books please and thank you 🙏🏼
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Reposting this poem here for @thelabandfield.bsky.social who retweets it every winter. Yet again, I'm wondering where *is* my soup and hibernation?
November 23, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Reposting this poem here for @thelabandfield.bsky.social who retweets it every winter. Yet again, I'm wondering where *is* my soup and hibernation?
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Today is International #SafeAbortion Day.
Access to safe abortion protects the health of women and girls.
As with all other health services, women and girls should be able to access safe and respectful abortion care, when they need it, without fear of harm, punishment or recrimination.
Access to safe abortion protects the health of women and girls.
As with all other health services, women and girls should be able to access safe and respectful abortion care, when they need it, without fear of harm, punishment or recrimination.
September 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Today is International #SafeAbortion Day.
Access to safe abortion protects the health of women and girls.
As with all other health services, women and girls should be able to access safe and respectful abortion care, when they need it, without fear of harm, punishment or recrimination.
Access to safe abortion protects the health of women and girls.
As with all other health services, women and girls should be able to access safe and respectful abortion care, when they need it, without fear of harm, punishment or recrimination.
there should be a d.a.r.e programme for "public intellectuals" that's just 'isaac chotiner interview: not even once'
September 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
there should be a d.a.r.e programme for "public intellectuals" that's just 'isaac chotiner interview: not even once'
reading this and immediately getting up to unshrimp, my physio will be sending marie le conte a fruitbasket
obviously the internet has become awful etc etc but I've just really enjoyed this gaming streamer I watch excusing himself briefly so he could stretch and walk for a bit, explaining that he needed to "unshrimp", something I'd never heard before but got immediately, isn't language great
September 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
reading this and immediately getting up to unshrimp, my physio will be sending marie le conte a fruitbasket
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VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we log off?
ESTRAGON: Yes, let's log off.
They do not log off.
ESTRAGON: Yes, let's log off.
They do not log off.
November 4, 2024 at 12:48 PM
VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we log off?
ESTRAGON: Yes, let's log off.
They do not log off.
ESTRAGON: Yes, let's log off.
They do not log off.
ok what has happened to the ScotRail voice announcements?
May 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
ok what has happened to the ScotRail voice announcements?
my soul leaving my body when i read the report for the committee im addressing this week which says there are no PSED impacts, despite them being given a list of ways the issue would impact protected characteristics 5 months ago
February 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
my soul leaving my body when i read the report for the committee im addressing this week which says there are no PSED impacts, despite them being given a list of ways the issue would impact protected characteristics 5 months ago
introducing the reason i've had about 3 hours sleep since thursday - meet gaia 🐾🖤
February 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
introducing the reason i've had about 3 hours sleep since thursday - meet gaia 🐾🖤
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they should invent unprecedented times that are good
January 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
they should invent unprecedented times that are good
what was the book, wrong answers only ⬇️
me, when the auld boy who runs the 2nd hand bookshop says 'oh that's a find, well done you!' when i buy my books:
excellent, i am going to get a good grade in bookshop, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
excellent, i am going to get a good grade in bookshop, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
December 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
what was the book, wrong answers only ⬇️
me, when the auld boy who runs the 2nd hand bookshop says 'oh that's a find, well done you!' when i buy my books:
excellent, i am going to get a good grade in bookshop, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
excellent, i am going to get a good grade in bookshop, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 PM
me, when the auld boy who runs the 2nd hand bookshop says 'oh that's a find, well done you!' when i buy my books:
excellent, i am going to get a good grade in bookshop, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
excellent, i am going to get a good grade in bookshop, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
me, at 8pm knowing i'm going to feel like garbage when i wake up because i got my winter vaccines: i have a cunning plan
me at 4am: i think there may be a flaw in my cunning plan 🙃
me at 4am: i think there may be a flaw in my cunning plan 🙃
November 25, 2024 at 4:21 AM
me, at 8pm knowing i'm going to feel like garbage when i wake up because i got my winter vaccines: i have a cunning plan
me at 4am: i think there may be a flaw in my cunning plan 🙃
me at 4am: i think there may be a flaw in my cunning plan 🙃
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It should be illegal for digital subscriptions (especially yearly ones) to not give you advance warning that your subscription is about to renew.
November 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
It should be illegal for digital subscriptions (especially yearly ones) to not give you advance warning that your subscription is about to renew.