kermit thee frog 🍉
@maudmont.bsky.social
u can call me lord :> 30 y/o, they/them. a pervert, a shitposter, and a creative mess✌️ DO NOT STEAL MY ART.
im on tumblr @maudmont & @lordisitmine. ao3 is lord_is_it_mine.
im on tumblr @maudmont & @lordisitmine. ao3 is lord_is_it_mine.
Went to the library today. Returned one book. Thought "oh how nice, my bag will be lighter when I go home". On the bus home now with a bag that has 7 books in it. How did this happen. How does this KEEP happening.
cool things we like at the library
-book
-another book
-whoa more books
-where are all these books coming from
-help, I’m scared (books)
-crushed to death under books
-ghost with glasses on, reading books
-book
-another book
-whoa more books
-where are all these books coming from
-help, I’m scared (books)
-crushed to death under books
-ghost with glasses on, reading books
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Went to the library today. Returned one book. Thought "oh how nice, my bag will be lighter when I go home". On the bus home now with a bag that has 7 books in it. How did this happen. How does this KEEP happening.
I spent 16 dollars on a scented candle yesterday so I would be forced to clean my apartment (because we all know you have to light the candle AFTER you clean). Was it worth it? Yes because my apartment is clean now and I got to light something on fire :>
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I spent 16 dollars on a scented candle yesterday so I would be forced to clean my apartment (because we all know you have to light the candle AFTER you clean). Was it worth it? Yes because my apartment is clean now and I got to light something on fire :>
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
#nowwatching Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) 🔥🔥🔥 re-watching a Film of All Time
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
#nowwatching Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) 🔥🔥🔥 re-watching a Film of All Time
AMBULANCE. My GOD. What a Film.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
AMBULANCE. My GOD. What a Film.
rewatching true detective season 1 for the 1000th time and i will never get over the fact that rust drove around with that busted taillight for ten years
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
rewatching true detective season 1 for the 1000th time and i will never get over the fact that rust drove around with that busted taillight for ten years
does anyone else remember the time disney made a whole winnie the pooh movie about tigger's full existential realisation and reckoning with the fact that he was truly the only one of his kind, wrapping up with a touching meditation on the true nature of familial and community bonds?
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
does anyone else remember the time disney made a whole winnie the pooh movie about tigger's full existential realisation and reckoning with the fact that he was truly the only one of his kind, wrapping up with a touching meditation on the true nature of familial and community bonds?
#currentlywatching Finally some good fucking food
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
#currentlywatching Finally some good fucking food
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me: why am i overcome by the desire to drop out of school, throw away my phone and walk into the back 100 acres of my uncle's farm never to be seen or heard from again
the calendar: it is sunday evening, my liege
the calendar: it is sunday evening, my liege
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
me: why am i overcome by the desire to drop out of school, throw away my phone and walk into the back 100 acres of my uncle's farm never to be seen or heard from again
the calendar: it is sunday evening, my liege
the calendar: it is sunday evening, my liege
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what i want is to be able to queue up like ten movies and just have them play in a random order so i don't need to decide
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
what i want is to be able to queue up like ten movies and just have them play in a random order so i don't need to decide
the problem with having a list of movies i want to get around to watching is that i'm literally never in the headspace/mood to watch a movie i haven't seen before lol rip
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the problem with having a list of movies i want to get around to watching is that i'm literally never in the headspace/mood to watch a movie i haven't seen before lol rip
how do u tell ur extended family that ur trans but not a trans man but you ARE getting top surgery in 2 months which is why ur telling them ur trans because otherwise u would have just never brought it up but having no boobs will be noticeable so you kind of have to say smth. asking for a friend 😅
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
how do u tell ur extended family that ur trans but not a trans man but you ARE getting top surgery in 2 months which is why ur telling them ur trans because otherwise u would have just never brought it up but having no boobs will be noticeable so you kind of have to say smth. asking for a friend 😅
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Another piece for the 2025 #obikin Reverse Bang! I think this one is my favourite of all of them. I don't normally do backgrounds, so I'm quite proud of myself lol #fanart #myart #lordarts
You can read the fic here: archiveofourown.org/works/734739...
You can read the fic here: archiveofourown.org/works/734739...
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Another piece for the 2025 #obikin Reverse Bang! I think this one is my favourite of all of them. I don't normally do backgrounds, so I'm quite proud of myself lol #fanart #myart #lordarts
You can read the fic here: archiveofourown.org/works/734739...
You can read the fic here: archiveofourown.org/works/734739...
I'm on Fable btw
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm on Fable btw
i was on the destined discord yapping about the sniper anakin/winter solider inspired au i want to write and i did some sketches to ease the itch #obikin #myart #lordarts #sketch #digitalart
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i was on the destined discord yapping about the sniper anakin/winter solider inspired au i want to write and i did some sketches to ease the itch #obikin #myart #lordarts #sketch #digitalart
Let it be said that if there is one thing I enjoy in a movie, it is a terrible man who is also a great father. I had a good time. 3/5 ⭐️
boxd.it/bzpIK1
boxd.it/bzpIK1
A ★★★ review of Trap (2024)
The way that the dialogue in Shamalan films is always slightly canned and unnatural actually does this film a service, because Cooper as a character is just unnatural- a trait which Hartnett plays so ...
boxd.it
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Let it be said that if there is one thing I enjoy in a movie, it is a terrible man who is also a great father. I had a good time. 3/5 ⭐️
boxd.it/bzpIK1
boxd.it/bzpIK1
Forever in our hearts ❤️
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Forever in our hearts ❤️
Things I should do today:
- dishes
- laundry
- vacuuming
Things I am going to do today:
-catalog my notebooks from the past 18 years
- listen to the new flomachine album
- get high (on nostalgia)
- dishes
- laundry
- vacuuming
Things I am going to do today:
-catalog my notebooks from the past 18 years
- listen to the new flomachine album
- get high (on nostalgia)
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Things I should do today:
- dishes
- laundry
- vacuuming
Things I am going to do today:
-catalog my notebooks from the past 18 years
- listen to the new flomachine album
- get high (on nostalgia)
- dishes
- laundry
- vacuuming
Things I am going to do today:
-catalog my notebooks from the past 18 years
- listen to the new flomachine album
- get high (on nostalgia)
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Recent mini comic commission for the #obikin fic, ‘Remind Me Who I Am’
Read here! archiveofourown.org/works/602649...
Read here! archiveofourown.org/works/602649...
October 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Recent mini comic commission for the #obikin fic, ‘Remind Me Who I Am’
Read here! archiveofourown.org/works/602649...
Read here! archiveofourown.org/works/602649...