kermit thee frog 🍉
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u can call me lord :> 30 y/o, they/them. a pervert, a shitposter, and a creative mess✌️ DO NOT STEAL MY ART.
im on tumblr @maudmont & @lordisitmine. ao3 is lord_is_it_mine.
im on tumblr @maudmont & @lordisitmine. ao3 is lord_is_it_mine.
just booked the train tickets to/from montreal for my top surgery in january and now i feel like i need to lie down lmao
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
just booked the train tickets to/from montreal for my top surgery in january and now i feel like i need to lie down lmao
it's been so long since ive drawn something... i need to charge my ipad lol
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
it's been so long since ive drawn something... i need to charge my ipad lol
surely focusing on a new fic idea that is not one of the wips i want to finish b4 january is just the ticket to finishing the aforementioned wips that i just said i'm not focusing on. surely creating new problems for myself will solve all of my already existing problems, right? ..........right?
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
surely focusing on a new fic idea that is not one of the wips i want to finish b4 january is just the ticket to finishing the aforementioned wips that i just said i'm not focusing on. surely creating new problems for myself will solve all of my already existing problems, right? ..........right?
just binged the pitt 2 days ago and i can't stop thinking about it. like i already want to rewatch it. good television is a hell of a drug and by god ive missed it
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
just binged the pitt 2 days ago and i can't stop thinking about it. like i already want to rewatch it. good television is a hell of a drug and by god ive missed it
I hate YouTube ads. Who doesn't? I will say, however, that it is a point of pride for me that Google's ad algorithm has no idea what my interests are. It thinks I'm a mother of three who's in the market for a truck and likes to drink tequila. Don't tell them I am none of these things.
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I hate YouTube ads. Who doesn't? I will say, however, that it is a point of pride for me that Google's ad algorithm has no idea what my interests are. It thinks I'm a mother of three who's in the market for a truck and likes to drink tequila. Don't tell them I am none of these things.
Finally got (some) of my thoughts on this film together a month after seeing it in cinema. And uh... oof.
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A ★★ review of Frankenstein (2025)
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November 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Finally got (some) of my thoughts on this film together a month after seeing it in cinema. And uh... oof.
boxd.it/bOcAI1
boxd.it/bOcAI1
I just flopped myself down on top of a massive pile of clean laundry that I dropped on my bed with the intention of folding and I tell you what I get now why pets always want to sleep on that shit.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I just flopped myself down on top of a massive pile of clean laundry that I dropped on my bed with the intention of folding and I tell you what I get now why pets always want to sleep on that shit.
Just finished binging Harlan Coben's Lazarus on Prime and THAT WAS THE SINGLE MOST INSANE LAST FIVE SECONDS OF A TELIVISION SEASON IVE EVER SEEN. WHAT DO YOU MEEEAN IT'S OVER. 10/10
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just finished binging Harlan Coben's Lazarus on Prime and THAT WAS THE SINGLE MOST INSANE LAST FIVE SECONDS OF A TELIVISION SEASON IVE EVER SEEN. WHAT DO YOU MEEEAN IT'S OVER. 10/10
🥳🎉🎊 TEET YEET JANUARY 30TH 2026 🎊🎉🥳
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
🥳🎉🎊 TEET YEET JANUARY 30TH 2026 🎊🎉🥳
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Went to the library today. Returned one book. Thought "oh how nice, my bag will be lighter when I go home". On the bus home now with a bag that has 7 books in it. How did this happen. How does this KEEP happening.
cool things we like at the library
-book
-another book
-whoa more books
-where are all these books coming from
-help, I’m scared (books)
-crushed to death under books
-ghost with glasses on, reading books
-book
-another book
-whoa more books
-where are all these books coming from
-help, I’m scared (books)
-crushed to death under books
-ghost with glasses on, reading books
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Went to the library today. Returned one book. Thought "oh how nice, my bag will be lighter when I go home". On the bus home now with a bag that has 7 books in it. How did this happen. How does this KEEP happening.
I spent 16 dollars on a scented candle yesterday so I would be forced to clean my apartment (because we all know you have to light the candle AFTER you clean). Was it worth it? Yes because my apartment is clean now and I got to light something on fire :>
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I spent 16 dollars on a scented candle yesterday so I would be forced to clean my apartment (because we all know you have to light the candle AFTER you clean). Was it worth it? Yes because my apartment is clean now and I got to light something on fire :>
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
#nowwatching Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) 🔥🔥🔥 re-watching a Film of All Time
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
#nowwatching Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) 🔥🔥🔥 re-watching a Film of All Time
AMBULANCE. My GOD. What a Film.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
AMBULANCE. My GOD. What a Film.
rewatching true detective season 1 for the 1000th time and i will never get over the fact that rust drove around with that busted taillight for ten years
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
rewatching true detective season 1 for the 1000th time and i will never get over the fact that rust drove around with that busted taillight for ten years
does anyone else remember the time disney made a whole winnie the pooh movie about tigger's full existential realisation and reckoning with the fact that he was truly the only one of his kind, wrapping up with a touching meditation on the true nature of familial and community bonds?
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
does anyone else remember the time disney made a whole winnie the pooh movie about tigger's full existential realisation and reckoning with the fact that he was truly the only one of his kind, wrapping up with a touching meditation on the true nature of familial and community bonds?
#currentlywatching Finally some good fucking food
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
#currentlywatching Finally some good fucking food
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me: why am i overcome by the desire to drop out of school, throw away my phone and walk into the back 100 acres of my uncle's farm never to be seen or heard from again
the calendar: it is sunday evening, my liege
the calendar: it is sunday evening, my liege
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
me: why am i overcome by the desire to drop out of school, throw away my phone and walk into the back 100 acres of my uncle's farm never to be seen or heard from again
the calendar: it is sunday evening, my liege
the calendar: it is sunday evening, my liege
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what i want is to be able to queue up like ten movies and just have them play in a random order so i don't need to decide
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
what i want is to be able to queue up like ten movies and just have them play in a random order so i don't need to decide