Matthew
banner
mattvsself.bsky.social
Matthew
@mattvsself.bsky.social
"The BlueSky Curmudgeon." - Blondie
The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan

We're all trying to find the guy who did this
Pinned
I've seen enough. Greatest of all time. Every belt on Thekla forever.

🤼
Star Trek: The Thekla Generation. 🖖 #AEWCollision
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The best time to stop watching WWE was 20 years ago. The second best time is right fucking now.

🤼
Enjoy Saturday Night's Main Event!
January 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Reposted by Matthew
Dune posting
January 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Reposted by Matthew
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
It’s called making an entrance. #Supergirl lands in theaters and IMAX June 26.
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 PM
$1.75 Happy Meal. We used to be a proper country.
While many consider Changeables to be a rip-off of Transformers, McDonald's did test a licensed Transformers Happy Meal in St. Louis in 1985. The feedback was extremely poor, mostly because the toys didn't transform at all... it was just pieces of plastic glued together.
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Need a new guitar pedal... thinking about a chorus, or octaver, or some kind of doubler.

Hmmm...
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Reposted by Matthew
not the important story here but it is pretty crazy scott boras woke up this morning signing cody bellinger to the yankees for $160 million and is now ending his day as the first-call media coordinator for a potential multinational incident
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Will Stancil run for governor...
Yes it’s cold in Minnesota—but we embrace it. John and I were in Hastings with Mayor Fasbender for Hockey Day Minnesota to watch my alma mater, Wayzata High School, take on Rogers. Photo taken with parents right after their son scored a goal!
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The guy who represents that area, Pete Stauber, supports the destruction of the BWCA and has tried to snuff out all federal infrastructure funding to his district.

He SUCKS
The House is voting today on legislation that will permanently damage the Boundary Waters.

This bill would clear the way for a massive sulfide-ore copper mining operation, causing irreversible harm.

I will be voting NO. Our beautiful Boundary Waters shouldn’t be for sale.
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Grammarly ads are all: "You're a complete dumbass who can't write a sentence on your own. Use our plagiarism machine to impress your equally weak minded supervisors."
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
January 21, 2026 at 1:53 AM
January 20, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Gondor calls for aid
Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.
January 20, 2026 at 11:33 PM
This is Corn Dad erasure. And also Cookie Guy?
we found BlueSky’s first main character, folks
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Reposted by Matthew
I really hope this IU win closes the portal to the dark place the Cubs opened in 2016
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Team of Destiny
Stats from tonight’s dub 📈

Brooks: 27 PTS, 5 REB, 2 AST, 6 3PT
Booker: 24 PTS, 4 REB, 4 AST
Gillespie: 22 PTS, 5 AST, 5 REB, 5 3PT
Williams: 16 PTS, 8 REB, 3 BLK, 2 STL
Allen: 14 PTS, 8 AST, 3 REB, 4 3PT
O'Neale: 11 PTS, 5 AST, 3 REB
Ighodaro: 5 PTS, 4 REB, 1 AST
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Toni Storm. This is a Toni Storm joint.

🤼
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Reposted by Matthew
Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Reposted by Matthew
NYC Weekend Sweep 🤝
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Depth charges
That’s more then one way to eliminate a tailgater, or all the traffic behind you 😟
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Eminem lost his fastball
January 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Best Friends ass camera shot 🤼
This might be the craziest camera work on a field goal I have ever seen.
January 19, 2026 at 1:28 AM
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Goddammit
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM