Matthew
@mattvsself.bsky.social
"The BlueSky Curmudgeon." - Blondie
The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan
We're all trying to find the guy who did this
The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan
We're all trying to find the guy who did this
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Why does anyone take Atlanta area Peter Griffen seriously?
Well, this is the foundation of the MAGA movement. Without political pastors’ help, there is never a President Trump.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Why does anyone take Atlanta area Peter Griffen seriously?
Turns out I can still blade after all these years
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Turns out I can still blade after all these years
How the hell does the mayor in Paw Patrol keep getting elected?
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
How the hell does the mayor in Paw Patrol keep getting elected?
This nails it.
Being WWE-lite nearly killed AEW. It's ratings and stories were the worst they had been. Unsurprisingly, it was when someone was banning people from Collision.
Things turned around exclusively by appealing more to the sickos.
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Being WWE-lite nearly killed AEW. It's ratings and stories were the worst they had been. Unsurprisingly, it was when someone was banning people from Collision.
Things turned around exclusively by appealing more to the sickos.
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Listen, I get we live in a capitalist society and that means if it's not profitable it dies. But if art only focuses on mass appeal it leaves a vast swath of us bored and tuned out. Besides, why would anyone want WWE lite when there's already WWE proper?
Alot of the older wwe/wcw/tna guys push for aew to "stop catering to the sickos and bring in new fans". In my opinion AEW has survived and thrived because they have a loyal fanbase they cater to. Push away the loyal fans and what do you have? Wcw 00 and tna post 2009. #Aew
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This nails it.
Being WWE-lite nearly killed AEW. It's ratings and stories were the worst they had been. Unsurprisingly, it was when someone was banning people from Collision.
Things turned around exclusively by appealing more to the sickos.
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Being WWE-lite nearly killed AEW. It's ratings and stories were the worst they had been. Unsurprisingly, it was when someone was banning people from Collision.
Things turned around exclusively by appealing more to the sickos.
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November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
At a game all by myself before a speaking engagement tomorrow.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
At a game all by myself before a speaking engagement tomorrow.
Everything I know about Nixon Newell is against my will.
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November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Everything I know about Nixon Newell is against my will.
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Look, I'm getting real sick of people who think this Hapsburg adjacent relic of ancient times is better looking bald man than me.
Prince William who doesn't even need to be there, went to the UN Climate Conference on a Private Jet.
He doesn't give the slightest toss about Climate Change, only getting publicity for doing nothing.
He doesn't give the slightest toss about Climate Change, only getting publicity for doing nothing.
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Look, I'm getting real sick of people who think this Hapsburg adjacent relic of ancient times is better looking bald man than me.
Why he look like Mr Beast?
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why he look like Mr Beast?
NOW I understand why this guy played Bond
George Lazenby lounging on an Arne Jacobsen egg chair for Kronenbourg beer (1968-69)
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
NOW I understand why this guy played Bond
Bob LaFollette would be proud
Mamdani: Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job, a single mom still waiting for the cost of groceries to go down, or anyone else with their back against the wall—your struggle is ours too
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Bob LaFollette would be proud
You don't mess with the Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
You don't mess with the Zohran
Perhaps my biggest regret of this election cycle is that @bradlander.bsky.social never got to see Tim Robinson portray him on SNL.
a man wearing glasses is talking on a telephone with hbo max written on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing glasses is talking on a telephone with hbo max written on the bottom
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November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Perhaps my biggest regret of this election cycle is that @bradlander.bsky.social never got to see Tim Robinson portray him on SNL.
We go now live to the unboxing
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We go now live to the unboxing
Time for everyone's favorite game: Cigar or Beef Stick?
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Renowned sports artist LeRoy Neiman makes a quick sketch of the Stinger 🤼
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Time for everyone's favorite game: Cigar or Beef Stick?
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November 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A new, experimental serum shows promise in reversing baldness within 20 days. Here's how it works.
New research may have cracked the code to rapid, natural hair regrowth
A new, experimental serum shows promise in reversing baldness within 20 days. Here's how it works.
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November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is an I Think You Should Leave script
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This is an I Think You Should Leave script