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Matthew
@mattvsself.bsky.social
"The BlueSky Curmudgeon." - Blondie
The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan

We're all trying to find the guy who did this
Turns out I can still blade after all these years
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Cooked up some meth (bear) last night

#NHL
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
At a game all by myself before a speaking engagement tomorrow.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The original Best Friends by @ofooro.bsky.social. Lock the thread.
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Thanks to @karads9.bsky.social for pointing out that I've nearly reached 80s comic book Picard status.
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
CHEST DAY
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Bork Bork Bork
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Bork Bork Bork
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE

🤼
October 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Amazing how quickly the strength comes back after a long layoff. Wish the same was true for size. Getting back there, though.
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Ended up at a "Go Off Kings" rally by mistake. This dude was the only other person there.
October 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm a RETVRN guy, but specifically for this: high quality, affordable, and nearly screen accurate Star Trek uniforms

I've owned at one time or another all of these styles pictured with the exception of Mirror Uhura.

My white whale was the ENT jumpsuit, but found one earlier this year.
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If I could ever figure out how to cut body fat (I know how), I'd be one bad mother
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Today's questionably effective shoulder day brought to you by the smooth tones of Maynard.
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Not a bad chest and back day, but really have to hit the upper pec more
October 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This lady sucks.
October 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
HOLY SHIT

@darrylayo.bsky.social, look at this incredible homage
October 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Oh, hell yeah

#NHL
October 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Working in the ol #NHL salt mines today.
October 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The pump was...okay... today. But, goddamn, I love my silhouette in the doorway.
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM