Matt Collins
@mattkicks.bsky.social
UI/UX, Graphics, Illustration, & Footwear Design. Retired captain of Commonwealth Skateboarding.
I hate driving.
Portland, Oregon
@matt_kicks most other places.
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I hate driving.
Portland, Oregon
@matt_kicks most other places.
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Matt Collins
@mattkicks.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Hyped on this new process for building my vector product renderings & displaying them in a web browser. Collaborated with design engineer @mandynicole.com on an interactive colorpicker tool that animates through pre-selected colorways until the user begins their customization.
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I’m starting to wonder if looking genuinely happy and acting like you really love the city is a more effective way to campaign (and govern) than scowling about what a shithole the city is and how many more cops it will take to subdue it.
Outside Gracie Mansion. This is his job. But dare I day it he seems genuinely affected and happy to be there. There’s potentially immense power in that.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I’m starting to wonder if looking genuinely happy and acting like you really love the city is a more effective way to campaign (and govern) than scowling about what a shithole the city is and how many more cops it will take to subdue it.
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
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Editor: You get those photos of Denmark's Army Chief?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
This Pete looks like he could beat the shit out of our Pete.
Denmark’s Army Chief Says He’s Ready to Defend Greenland
Danish forces are moving to the island to show NATO—and Trump—that they’re serious about security.
www.theatlantic.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Editor: You get those photos of Denmark's Army Chief?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
It must feel almost as good sharing this story on Facebook as seeing their estranged kids.
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
It must feel almost as good sharing this story on Facebook as seeing their estranged kids.
Should add Kavanaugh Warrant to the 2026 internet vocab list.
A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Should add Kavanaugh Warrant to the 2026 internet vocab list.
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Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
Has anyone checked with @schumer.senate.gov about this shooting to get some graveyard moans and gurgling sounds?
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Has anyone checked with @schumer.senate.gov about this shooting to get some graveyard moans and gurgling sounds?
Just take out a full-page ad in Loser Magazine with this message.
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Just take out a full-page ad in Loser Magazine with this message.
Haha, the entire first post of this response is a pro-Trump argument with no context whatsoever. Are all of your interns 100 years old too?
You could pick a tween off the street to do a better job, both online and in the Senate.
You could pick a tween off the street to do a better job, both online and in the Senate.
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Haha, the entire first post of this response is a pro-Trump argument with no context whatsoever. Are all of your interns 100 years old too?
You could pick a tween off the street to do a better job, both online and in the Senate.
You could pick a tween off the street to do a better job, both online and in the Senate.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
Are Democrats alive?
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Are Democrats alive?
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They caught my ass inspired by a politician again. I'm sorry but it's so refreshing to see one that actually loves the city he lives in. Fuck what you've heard your entire life about the noble rural individualist it's cities that are in fact the Real America. Both in practice and in the ideal
A system which gives so much to so few
They caught my ass feeling inspired by a politician again. (Not to mention tearing up watching Lucy Dacus singing Bread and Roses). I know and I'm sorry but it is so fucking refreshing to see a politi...
www.welcometohellworld.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
They caught my ass inspired by a politician again. I'm sorry but it's so refreshing to see one that actually loves the city he lives in. Fuck what you've heard your entire life about the noble rural individualist it's cities that are in fact the Real America. Both in practice and in the ideal
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Primus’ Mr. Krinkle is like the most insane one-shot achievement.
Also gotta give it up for the claymation in Alice In Chains ‘I Stay Away’
Also gotta give it up for the claymation in Alice In Chains ‘I Stay Away’
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Primus’ Mr. Krinkle is like the most insane one-shot achievement.
Also gotta give it up for the claymation in Alice In Chains ‘I Stay Away’
Also gotta give it up for the claymation in Alice In Chains ‘I Stay Away’
"Listen buster, there's a certain way we do things here at the L-factory..."
Brad Lander approached Nancy Pelosi at a gala and told her he was running for Congress. “I am a Dan Goldman Democrat,” she responded. “Democrats don’t run against Democrats.”
“Was I too much of a b—?” she asked after.
@donlemonofficial.bsky.social tells the story:
“Was I too much of a b—?” she asked after.
@donlemonofficial.bsky.social tells the story:
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
"Listen buster, there's a certain way we do things here at the L-factory..."
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Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
“People are not happy with their solutions today,” he said. “There are so many false positives that when police are called, they don’t respond because they assume it’s a false alarm.”
Pretty funny that existing systems fail because the police don't care, and they can't fix that point of failure.
Pretty funny that existing systems fail because the police don't care, and they can't fix that point of failure.
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“People are not happy with their solutions today,” he said. “There are so many false positives that when police are called, they don’t respond because they assume it’s a false alarm.”
Pretty funny that existing systems fail because the police don't care, and they can't fix that point of failure.
Pretty funny that existing systems fail because the police don't care, and they can't fix that point of failure.
Beating old NES games for the first time like 40 year old vendettas from my youth.
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Beating old NES games for the first time like 40 year old vendettas from my youth.
It's pretty funny that the only quotes they could get are from the worst people on earth and they're still just the friendliest way of saying "He sleeps in a coffin and dreams of the blood of immigrants."
December 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's pretty funny that the only quotes they could get are from the worst people on earth and they're still just the friendliest way of saying "He sleeps in a coffin and dreams of the blood of immigrants."
FDR was a super wealthy person that is one of like 3 presidents average people still remember & valorize today because he fought against his contemporaries for a social safety net, and this example still eludes the few people with nothing but money and free time.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
FDR was a super wealthy person that is one of like 3 presidents average people still remember & valorize today because he fought against his contemporaries for a social safety net, and this example still eludes the few people with nothing but money and free time.