mattitations
@mattitations.bsky.social
I was born at the bottom of a wishing well
also I like books, baseball, and nice people
also I like books, baseball, and nice people
wsj, we need to have a talk about your breaking news alerts
February 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
wsj, we need to have a talk about your breaking news alerts
thank god we fixed it since then
Today in 2021, Houstonians awaken to snow, a hard freeze, and a failed state electric grid, lasting days for many, due to an unprepared and unregulated system. #houwx
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
thank god we fixed it since then
this a funny adult content tag. my precious innocence!
Remembering Chip Berlet; Poland's perilous democracy; do progressives need the Church?
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Chip Berlet, in memoriam; Poland's Perils; Matters of Church and State
Reading, Watching 02.15.26
www.unpopularfront.news
February 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
this a funny adult content tag. my precious innocence!
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Roses are red
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
February 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Roses are red
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
jesus christ, devin wow
February 14, 2026 at 4:42 AM
jesus christ, devin wow
my lovely spouse has gone to bed which means it’s mattitations movie time!
this evening’s entertainment is one of the most perfect films ever made.
tom stoppard’s fingerprints are on every word rip
this evening’s entertainment is one of the most perfect films ever made.
tom stoppard’s fingerprints are on every word rip
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
my lovely spouse has gone to bed which means it’s mattitations movie time!
this evening’s entertainment is one of the most perfect films ever made.
tom stoppard’s fingerprints are on every word rip
this evening’s entertainment is one of the most perfect films ever made.
tom stoppard’s fingerprints are on every word rip
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roses are red
orchids are white
say goodbye to chevron and hello loper bright
orchids are white
say goodbye to chevron and hello loper bright
Working on Administrative Law valentines. 💘 ⚖️
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you take my heart
What process is due?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you take my heart
What process is due?
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
roses are red
orchids are white
say goodbye to chevron and hello loper bright
orchids are white
say goodbye to chevron and hello loper bright
fair warning, friends: this account is going to be a longhorn softball stan account while the reigning national champs pursue a repeat
#hookem
#hookem
Reese Atwood makes Texas softball history in shutout against Abilene Christian University
Reese Atwood makes Texas softball history in shutout against Abilene Christian University
The stands weren’t completely full, but when senior catcher Reese Atwood took to the plate in the fourth inning, McCombs Field sounded like a sold-out crowd. Atwood entered the first game of the Bevo Classic tied for the most career home runs by a Texas player. When she approached the plate, the anticipation was palpable,...
thedailytexan.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
fair warning, friends: this account is going to be a longhorn softball stan account while the reigning national champs pursue a repeat
#hookem
#hookem
my inlaws went to mexico city and found and brought me the absolute coolest souvenir on the fab four’s green earth!
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
my inlaws went to mexico city and found and brought me the absolute coolest souvenir on the fab four’s green earth!
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Remembering Lenny Randle, born on this date in 1949
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Remembering Lenny Randle, born on this date in 1949
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someone sign him so he can hit the deep drive to left that saves us all
The Phillies are releasing Nick Castellanos.
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
someone sign him so he can hit the deep drive to left that saves us all
again, I don’t know how the nazis got my number or why they think I’m named james
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
again, I don’t know how the nazis got my number or why they think I’m named james
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“what happens when we die?”
uhhhh look kid sometimes men like men & women like women amongst other possibilities.
uhhhh look kid sometimes men like men & women like women amongst other possibilities.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
“what happens when we die?”
uhhhh look kid sometimes men like men & women like women amongst other possibilities.
uhhhh look kid sometimes men like men & women like women amongst other possibilities.
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Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
jeb bush lies in bed at night when he can’t sleep thinking about how the only thing people will remember about him ten years after he dies is the please clap meme
February 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
jeb bush lies in bed at night when he can’t sleep thinking about how the only thing people will remember about him ten years after he dies is the please clap meme
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February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
and bob dylan won the nobel prize!
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
and bob dylan won the nobel prize!
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
super bowl sunday is the national commemoration of the start of baseball season
Psst…
I bring you tidings of great joy…
PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!
I bring you tidings of great joy…
PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
super bowl sunday is the national commemoration of the start of baseball season
the best thing I’ll read this week
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
the best thing I’ll read this week
in this case the sports IS art
Arch of Hysteria, by Louise Bourgeois, 1993, 📸 by @jaredctilton
February 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
in this case the sports IS art