Matt Coggins
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So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
I'm a big podcast guy so it's always a bummer when the great podcast drought hits every Thanksgiving and Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm a big podcast guy so it's always a bummer when the great podcast drought hits every Thanksgiving and Christmas
Reagan might have, either because his brain was mush and thought the reporter was actually a pig, or because he thought it was a fun slur for gay people
A - freaking - men
this should have torpedoed his presidency in and of itself
this should have torpedoed his presidency in and of itself
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Reagan might have, either because his brain was mush and thought the reporter was actually a pig, or because he thought it was a fun slur for gay people
I never understand it. It’s the best meal of the year even if it sucks.
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I never understand it. It’s the best meal of the year even if it sucks.
I’m not on twitter any more but mentally I’m deleting tweets about the lions for 80% of that game
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m not on twitter any more but mentally I’m deleting tweets about the lions for 80% of that game
Amon-Ra hit the Trump dance and turned into the worst receiver in the league. What the fuck happened.
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Amon-Ra hit the Trump dance and turned into the worst receiver in the league. What the fuck happened.
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it's insane how good it feels to see someone with actual political clout give a single honest response to something
Governor Hochul on Elise Stefanik doubling down on her claims that Mamdani is a “jihadist.”
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
it's insane how good it feels to see someone with actual political clout give a single honest response to something
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
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Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
I don’t believe in horseshoe theory but it is kind of funny that everybody on the left is now pouring over emails looking for cryptic codes that expose a pedophile ring in the highest levels of government
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I don’t believe in horseshoe theory but it is kind of funny that everybody on the left is now pouring over emails looking for cryptic codes that expose a pedophile ring in the highest levels of government
I love how all the fast casual restaurants are trying to get in on Thanksgiving. Like no Chipotle I don't think anyone wants a burrito bowl with the turkey feast.
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I love how all the fast casual restaurants are trying to get in on Thanksgiving. Like no Chipotle I don't think anyone wants a burrito bowl with the turkey feast.
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
He's probably the dumbest "guy who thinks he's smart" guy in the planet
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
He's probably the dumbest "guy who thinks he's smart" guy in the planet
The Flint-style coney dog
Used to get a deal at my local bar in college: two coney dogs and fries for $5. Kept me well-fed in the worst of times.
Used to get a deal at my local bar in college: two coney dogs and fries for $5. Kept me well-fed in the worst of times.
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The Flint-style coney dog
Used to get a deal at my local bar in college: two coney dogs and fries for $5. Kept me well-fed in the worst of times.
Used to get a deal at my local bar in college: two coney dogs and fries for $5. Kept me well-fed in the worst of times.
And then everyone will clap
A jillion dollars to the first reporter who, after being eviscerated for asking Trump a question he hates, says "We're going to ask tough questions. If you're too much of a pussy to answer them, that's on you Mr. President."
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
And then everyone will clap
She hasn’t changed her views at all, she’s just politically at odds with Trump. She’s still a white supremacist. The tent should still exclude people like that.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
She hasn’t changed her views at all, she’s just politically at odds with Trump. She’s still a white supremacist. The tent should still exclude people like that.
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The beautiful game
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The beautiful game
It’s curious how the popcorn instructions always say “don’t use the popcorn button on the microwave” when the popcorn button works perfectly every time
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s curious how the popcorn instructions always say “don’t use the popcorn button on the microwave” when the popcorn button works perfectly every time
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
He’s been against Trump for a long while because Trump supports Israel and Fuentes is a literal Nazi
even Fuentes turning against Trump, I didnt had this shit on my bingo card.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
He’s been against Trump for a long while because Trump supports Israel and Fuentes is a literal Nazi
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If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
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Today is the "Epstein emails are a hoax" phase of MAGA cope. Tomorrow will be the "emails are real, but prove Trump was an FBI informant" phase. The weekend will see the "the emails are real, and so what if young women love Trump" phase. Then MAGA forgets they exist.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Today is the "Epstein emails are a hoax" phase of MAGA cope. Tomorrow will be the "emails are real, but prove Trump was an FBI informant" phase. The weekend will see the "the emails are real, and so what if young women love Trump" phase. Then MAGA forgets they exist.