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@mattboldyscumdump.bsky.social
My new 2026 career plan is being a full-time morale-boosting receptacle for Matt Boldy’s confidence. Whatever keeps the power play moving, I guess.
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two women are talking and one of them says do you think you 're a homewrecker
ALT: two women are talking and one of them says do you think you 're a homewrecker
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Chicago gay pups will watch someone dismantle a relationship and then go, “He’s so fun tho 🥺✨”
Like yes, bestie, arsonists and serial killers also have great personalities sometimes.
Like yes, bestie, arsonists and serial killers also have great personalities sometimes.
That was Cole.
Unfortunately sometimes sinking in your claws still isn’t enough to hold onto who brings you happiness.
Unfortunately sometimes sinking in your claws still isn’t enough to hold onto who brings you happiness.
Life is so bleak that when you find something that gives you a modicum of pleasure or peace you should sink your claws into it without reservation.
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That was Cole.
Unfortunately sometimes sinking in your claws still isn’t enough to hold onto who brings you happiness.
Unfortunately sometimes sinking in your claws still isn’t enough to hold onto who brings you happiness.
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Dating in 2025 is just two people interviewing each other to see who ruined them.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Dating in 2025 is just two people interviewing each other to see who ruined them.
This is a great idea! Honestly, for struggling families with kids, a coupon to McDonald's or Burger King can be huge and allow them to go do something that helps their kids feel normal and not defined by poverty.
For the past month, I’ve been collecting coupons to places: Dunkin, Mcdonalds, etc. and donating them to local food shelters.
Like others, I receive these coupons and Freebies I’ll never use.
I’ve received feedback that many families have used them.
The little things can have the greatest impact.
Like others, I receive these coupons and Freebies I’ll never use.
I’ve received feedback that many families have used them.
The little things can have the greatest impact.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is a great idea! Honestly, for struggling families with kids, a coupon to McDonald's or Burger King can be huge and allow them to go do something that helps their kids feel normal and not defined by poverty.
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Goalies really are a special breed.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Goalies really are a special breed.
I'm organizing a Chicago food delivery robot tipping club. For all the other Midwestern Chicago transplants, it's just like cow tipping... except with those damn robots that aggressively lurch at you on the sidewalk.
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm organizing a Chicago food delivery robot tipping club. For all the other Midwestern Chicago transplants, it's just like cow tipping... except with those damn robots that aggressively lurch at you on the sidewalk.
If trans women aren't women, then explain why every single one I've ever met is a total raging cunt?
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If trans women aren't women, then explain why every single one I've ever met is a total raging cunt?
I can't help but feel that any celebrity tattoo is a regrettable choice.
Trump tops list of 'most regretted celebrity tattoos' in America
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/26/trump-tops-list-of-most-regretted-celebrity-tattoos-in-america/?utm_content=1764453601&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/26/trump-tops-list-of-most-regretted-celebrity-tattoos-in-america/?utm_content=1764453601&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trump tops list of 'most regretted celebrity tattoos' in America
A report has revealed that Donald Trump tattoos top the list of most regretted celebrity tattoo types in the US.
www.thepinknews.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I can't help but feel that any celebrity tattoo is a regrettable choice.
The problem is that Grindr effectively has a monopoly on gay hookup culture. Sniffies isn't gonna go anywhere without being on app stores. Scruff largely suffers from the same issues as Grindr and lacks a user base that makes people willing to put up with the enshitifcation.
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The problem is that Grindr effectively has a monopoly on gay hookup culture. Sniffies isn't gonna go anywhere without being on app stores. Scruff largely suffers from the same issues as Grindr and lacks a user base that makes people willing to put up with the enshitifcation.
They totally fucked off camera.
Stars of steamy gay hockey drama #HeatedRivalry had ‘no boundaries’ with numerous sex scenes
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/25/gay-hockey-drama-heated-rivalry-no-boundaries-sex-scenes/?utm_content=1764505200&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/25/gay-hockey-drama-heated-rivalry-no-boundaries-sex-scenes/?utm_content=1764505200&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Stars of gay hockey romance Heated Rivalry had 'no boundaries' with sex scenes
Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie, stars of Heated Rivalry, have opened up about filming the show’s many, many sex scenes.
www.thepinknews.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
They totally fucked off camera.
Violence becomes thinkable when a person’s world shrinks to the size of their pain.
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Violence becomes thinkable when a person’s world shrinks to the size of their pain.
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The city's new capacity limit at Christkindlmarket poses an "existential threat" to the popular holiday destination, organizers say.
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/30/c...
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/30/c...
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The city's new capacity limit at Christkindlmarket poses an "existential threat" to the popular holiday destination, organizers say.
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/30/c...
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/30/c...
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I live in better circumstances now than when I grew up but shit feels precarious
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I live in better circumstances now than when I grew up but shit feels precarious
Well my work group life insurance policy kicks in at midnight tonight… honestly, feels like it’s time to man up and take a trip to my building’s roof tonight.
I’m just done fighting for nothing, man.
I’m just done fighting for nothing, man.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Well my work group life insurance policy kicks in at midnight tonight… honestly, feels like it’s time to man up and take a trip to my building’s roof tonight.
I’m just done fighting for nothing, man.
I’m just done fighting for nothing, man.
Can anyone explain to me why gays have like literally the worst taste in music ever? We used to actually listen to decent shit: Cher, Madonna, ABBA, etc.
Whatever this shit is that they’re playing at Roscoe’s is honestly just offensive to my ears.
Whatever this shit is that they’re playing at Roscoe’s is honestly just offensive to my ears.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Can anyone explain to me why gays have like literally the worst taste in music ever? We used to actually listen to decent shit: Cher, Madonna, ABBA, etc.
Whatever this shit is that they’re playing at Roscoe’s is honestly just offensive to my ears.
Whatever this shit is that they’re playing at Roscoe’s is honestly just offensive to my ears.
Add in watching hockey, drinking, and smoking weed and you’ve got me pretty summed up.
My hobbies include:
- Switching between the same three apps for hours
- Not speaking to anyone for days at a time
- Listening to the same songs I've been listening to for 15 years
- Imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
- Switching between the same three apps for hours
- Not speaking to anyone for days at a time
- Listening to the same songs I've been listening to for 15 years
- Imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Add in watching hockey, drinking, and smoking weed and you’ve got me pretty summed up.
$2 Modelo drafts will get me to deal with the god awful music at Roscoe’s.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
$2 Modelo drafts will get me to deal with the god awful music at Roscoe’s.
Mood.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mood.
FUCK OFF (again), YURI!
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
FUCK OFF (again), YURI!
The irony of being put on a block list that accuses me of "malicious use of block lists" by someone who also added me to lists such as "Promote / Glorify Sexual Abuse" and "TwitterTrash: Eradicating white supremacy in all its forms"...
Also, I guess I'm a fake bot?
@bsky.app is the insane asylum.
Also, I guess I'm a fake bot?
@bsky.app is the insane asylum.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The irony of being put on a block list that accuses me of "malicious use of block lists" by someone who also added me to lists such as "Promote / Glorify Sexual Abuse" and "TwitterTrash: Eradicating white supremacy in all its forms"...
Also, I guess I'm a fake bot?
@bsky.app is the insane asylum.
Also, I guess I'm a fake bot?
@bsky.app is the insane asylum.
Love when people say "Chicago is the place where I belong."
Not all of you do. Some of you belong in whatever flaming dimension lies beneath the Jackson Blue Line station or under the Green Line tracks at 3AM with the rats conducting your exit interview.
Not all of you do. Some of you belong in whatever flaming dimension lies beneath the Jackson Blue Line station or under the Green Line tracks at 3AM with the rats conducting your exit interview.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Love when people say "Chicago is the place where I belong."
Not all of you do. Some of you belong in whatever flaming dimension lies beneath the Jackson Blue Line station or under the Green Line tracks at 3AM with the rats conducting your exit interview.
Not all of you do. Some of you belong in whatever flaming dimension lies beneath the Jackson Blue Line station or under the Green Line tracks at 3AM with the rats conducting your exit interview.
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Humiliation kink
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Humiliation kink
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Wild vs. Sabres, The Bad: Minnesota abandons its structured game to play loose defensively and gets outworked in the process. Vladimir Tarasenko looked lost and not sure why you use him in the shootout. Trying to hard to set up snakebite teammates, just wasted chances. #mnwild
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Wild vs. Sabres, The Bad: Minnesota abandons its structured game to play loose defensively and gets outworked in the process. Vladimir Tarasenko looked lost and not sure why you use him in the shootout. Trying to hard to set up snakebite teammates, just wasted chances. #mnwild
Awww, thanks 😊 how kind of you to say!
What exactly is so entertaining about it?
What exactly is so entertaining about it?
This guys feed is a trip lol
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Awww, thanks 😊 how kind of you to say!
What exactly is so entertaining about it?
What exactly is so entertaining about it?
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Chicago gays be like "I got 9 and a half inches this weekend"
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Chicago gays be like "I got 9 and a half inches this weekend"
This post got me added to a list called "Chicago 'Conservatives' 'Moderates' and trolls" created by @localcelebrity.bsky.social
Pointing out that fining people for not clearing sidewalks has the potential to be an ableist policy disproportionately impacting the elderly and disabled makes me MAGA?
Pointing out that fining people for not clearing sidewalks has the potential to be an ableist policy disproportionately impacting the elderly and disabled makes me MAGA?
This is kinda ableist tbh. About 10 years ago, in my hometown, my grandma got fined for not clearing snow within 24 hours. She was 79 with emphysema. I normally cleared it for her, but wasn’t able to drive back home from campus – my car was stuck.
I keep that in mind when I see uncleared sidewalks.
I keep that in mind when I see uncleared sidewalks.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
This post got me added to a list called "Chicago 'Conservatives' 'Moderates' and trolls" created by @localcelebrity.bsky.social
Pointing out that fining people for not clearing sidewalks has the potential to be an ableist policy disproportionately impacting the elderly and disabled makes me MAGA?
Pointing out that fining people for not clearing sidewalks has the potential to be an ableist policy disproportionately impacting the elderly and disabled makes me MAGA?