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My new 2026 career plan is being a full-time morale-boosting receptacle for Matt Boldy’s confidence. Whatever keeps the power play moving, I guess.
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I'm organizing a Chicago food delivery robot tipping club. For all the other Midwestern Chicago transplants, it's just like cow tipping... except with those damn robots that aggressively lurch at you on the sidewalk.
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm organizing a Chicago food delivery robot tipping club. For all the other Midwestern Chicago transplants, it's just like cow tipping... except with those damn robots that aggressively lurch at you on the sidewalk.
Thanks for reminding me to add it to the shopping list for today’s trip to Jewels.
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Thanks for reminding me to add it to the shopping list for today’s trip to Jewels.
FUCK OFF (again), YURI!
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
FUCK OFF (again), YURI!
The irony of being put on a block list that accuses me of "malicious use of block lists" by someone who also added me to lists such as "Promote / Glorify Sexual Abuse" and "TwitterTrash: Eradicating white supremacy in all its forms"...
Also, I guess I'm a fake bot?
@bsky.app is the insane asylum.
Also, I guess I'm a fake bot?
@bsky.app is the insane asylum.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The irony of being put on a block list that accuses me of "malicious use of block lists" by someone who also added me to lists such as "Promote / Glorify Sexual Abuse" and "TwitterTrash: Eradicating white supremacy in all its forms"...
Also, I guess I'm a fake bot?
@bsky.app is the insane asylum.
Also, I guess I'm a fake bot?
@bsky.app is the insane asylum.
Not just you. I’m also dealing with “Yuri” here.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Not just you. I’m also dealing with “Yuri” here.
I will wear this with pride and as a sign that I'm not a total killjoy.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I will wear this with pride and as a sign that I'm not a total killjoy.
Sitting at the bar at Max’s Place when I hear someone mention Alan Greenspan and Handjobs in the same sentence.
I didn’t need that mental image.
Only in a Chicago gay dive bar.
I didn’t need that mental image.
Only in a Chicago gay dive bar.
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sitting at the bar at Max’s Place when I hear someone mention Alan Greenspan and Handjobs in the same sentence.
I didn’t need that mental image.
Only in a Chicago gay dive bar.
I didn’t need that mental image.
Only in a Chicago gay dive bar.
Didn't realize it ever really disappeared in normal circles. I guess I'm retarded? My gym shirt must be accurate.
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Didn't realize it ever really disappeared in normal circles. I guess I'm retarded? My gym shirt must be accurate.
Apparently I'm a transphobe because I think the term "biological men who identify as women" is factually accurate and descriptive. Guess I'll cancel my dinner plans with my trans friend, since I'm apparently a transphobe.
@xybutch.bsky.social might I suggest you grow the fuck up?
@xybutch.bsky.social might I suggest you grow the fuck up?
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Apparently I'm a transphobe because I think the term "biological men who identify as women" is factually accurate and descriptive. Guess I'll cancel my dinner plans with my trans friend, since I'm apparently a transphobe.
@xybutch.bsky.social might I suggest you grow the fuck up?
@xybutch.bsky.social might I suggest you grow the fuck up?
Me, every morning, since starting fiber supplements.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me, every morning, since starting fiber supplements.
Illustration of a typical red line or green line experience, especially at night.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Illustration of a typical red line or green line experience, especially at night.
Dear God, please let it be an omen for my future.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Dear God, please let it be an omen for my future.
Did I buy this to make a specific Chicago pup jealous? Yes, I did. I think it might be a perfect match to his hood's shade of purple honestly 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Did I buy this to make a specific Chicago pup jealous? Yes, I did. I think it might be a perfect match to his hood's shade of purple honestly 🤣
Woof. Lemme have that er-Ek-tion, Zaddy.
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Woof. Lemme have that er-Ek-tion, Zaddy.
Recently experienced this at the McDonald's international menu restaurant on Randolph in West Loop. I love dogs, but like, ma'am, your quivering chihuahua is *not* a service dog.
I can't be the only one who thinks doing this reeks of main character syndrome and having some narcissistic traits?
I can't be the only one who thinks doing this reeks of main character syndrome and having some narcissistic traits?
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Recently experienced this at the McDonald's international menu restaurant on Randolph in West Loop. I love dogs, but like, ma'am, your quivering chihuahua is *not* a service dog.
I can't be the only one who thinks doing this reeks of main character syndrome and having some narcissistic traits?
I can't be the only one who thinks doing this reeks of main character syndrome and having some narcissistic traits?
Heyyyyy there Zaddy 😏
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Heyyyyy there Zaddy 😏
I'd cheat on Boldy to experience his er-Ek-tion.
Gay hockey bro thoughts. But not any gayer than a hockey locker room.
#WildHockey
Gay hockey bro thoughts. But not any gayer than a hockey locker room.
#WildHockey
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'd cheat on Boldy to experience his er-Ek-tion.
Gay hockey bro thoughts. But not any gayer than a hockey locker room.
#WildHockey
Gay hockey bro thoughts. But not any gayer than a hockey locker room.
#WildHockey
Just bought the sickest 90s vintage Patagonia Synchilla 💸🛍️
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Just bought the sickest 90s vintage Patagonia Synchilla 💸🛍️
A wild “influencer” appeared! Chicago CTA never fails to entertain.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A wild “influencer” appeared! Chicago CTA never fails to entertain.
I fuck with this pigeon’s vibe. Sometimes the Chicago sky rats are pretty cool.
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I fuck with this pigeon’s vibe. Sometimes the Chicago sky rats are pretty cool.
I can’t believe I’m this close to them!!! LET’S GO WILD!!! #WildHockey #MnWild
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I can’t believe I’m this close to them!!! LET’S GO WILD!!! #WildHockey #MnWild
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM