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My new 2026 career plan is being a full-time morale-boosting receptacle for Matt Boldy’s confidence. Whatever keeps the power play moving, I guess.

📍Chicago | He/Him | 🏳️‍🌈Bromosexual™️ | 31

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Disney can thank the furry community and the autism spectrum for the success of this franchise.
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Daddies, feeders, and bears mostly.

The problem with Sniffies is the lack of push notifications. Anytime I've tried to use it, I end up missing messages because I don't go check for a response every five minutes. It has yet to result in a meaningful exchange of words, much less a hookup for me.
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
They're a fuckin menace to pedestrians and I have to resist the urge to tip them over every time one stops, blocks the sidewalk, and then starts lurching at me when I try to step around the damn thing.
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm dead 💀 The scheming hoebag in question blocked me shortly after this went up. Congrats on being self-aware, purple puppy.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is the most hipster shit. Wow.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Could #BrandonJohnson, just for one day, manage to be at least somewhat competent?
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hockey is the most “bro, it’s not gay if our socks stay on” sport in existence.
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Can we at least all agree they’re a total menace to pedestrians? They might be worse than bicyclists on sidewalks.
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM