Puck Slut
@mattboldyscumdump.bsky.social
My new 2026 career plan is being a full-time morale-boosting receptacle for Matt Boldy’s confidence. Whatever keeps the power play moving, I guess.
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I'm organizing a Chicago food delivery robot tipping club. For all the other Midwestern Chicago transplants, it's just like cow tipping... except with those damn robots that aggressively lurch at you on the sidewalk.
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm organizing a Chicago food delivery robot tipping club. For all the other Midwestern Chicago transplants, it's just like cow tipping... except with those damn robots that aggressively lurch at you on the sidewalk.
Me, every morning, since starting fiber supplements.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me, every morning, since starting fiber supplements.
Recently experienced this at the McDonald's international menu restaurant on Randolph in West Loop. I love dogs, but like, ma'am, your quivering chihuahua is *not* a service dog.
I can't be the only one who thinks doing this reeks of main character syndrome and having some narcissistic traits?
I can't be the only one who thinks doing this reeks of main character syndrome and having some narcissistic traits?
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Recently experienced this at the McDonald's international menu restaurant on Randolph in West Loop. I love dogs, but like, ma'am, your quivering chihuahua is *not* a service dog.
I can't be the only one who thinks doing this reeks of main character syndrome and having some narcissistic traits?
I can't be the only one who thinks doing this reeks of main character syndrome and having some narcissistic traits?
A wild “influencer” appeared! Chicago CTA never fails to entertain.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A wild “influencer” appeared! Chicago CTA never fails to entertain.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM