Maestro Ciruela 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇪🇺
@masterplum.bsky.social
Tropezando una vez más en la misma piedra. Aprendiz de casi todo, maestro de inglés, traductor frustrado.
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¿Dónde está el banderín de enganche para la Yihad butleriana?
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"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter
“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”
February 19, 2026 at 5:31 AM
"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter
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ALGUIEN: El punto y coma no sirve para nada.
YO:
YO:
February 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
ALGUIEN: El punto y coma no sirve para nada.
YO:
YO:
Estuvo a punto de tirar la toalla al inicio de su carrera. Menos mal que encontró un buen amigo que consiguió que no lo hiciera.
Y cinco décadas después, sigue siendo una de las artistas más importantes de la música country.
Hoy, en #LaHistorietaMusical, EmmyLou Harris.
Y cinco décadas después, sigue siendo una de las artistas más importantes de la música country.
Hoy, en #LaHistorietaMusical, EmmyLou Harris.
February 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Bill Bramhall cartoon.
February 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Bill Bramhall cartoon.
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It looks like just another example of AI companies rushing out their tools without taking basic safety precautions
February 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
It looks like just another example of AI companies rushing out their tools without taking basic safety precautions
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Right now people are using this trick to change what AI tells you about topics as serious as medial questions and financial advice. The problem is ENORMOUS
Experts like like @lilyray.nyc say this is a problem the tech industry has know about forever, they just didn’t work on it til it was a crisis
Experts like like @lilyray.nyc say this is a problem the tech industry has know about forever, they just didn’t work on it til it was a crisis
February 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Right now people are using this trick to change what AI tells you about topics as serious as medial questions and financial advice. The problem is ENORMOUS
Experts like like @lilyray.nyc say this is a problem the tech industry has know about forever, they just didn’t work on it til it was a crisis
Experts like like @lilyray.nyc say this is a problem the tech industry has know about forever, they just didn’t work on it til it was a crisis
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I wrote an article on my website saying that hot dog eating is a surprisingly common pastime for tech journalists. I ranked myself number one, obviously
One day later, ChatGPT, Gemini and the AI Overviews in Google Search were telling the world about my talents But this isn’t just about hot dogs
One day later, ChatGPT, Gemini and the AI Overviews in Google Search were telling the world about my talents But this isn’t just about hot dogs
February 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I wrote an article on my website saying that hot dog eating is a surprisingly common pastime for tech journalists. I ranked myself number one, obviously
One day later, ChatGPT, Gemini and the AI Overviews in Google Search were telling the world about my talents But this isn’t just about hot dogs
One day later, ChatGPT, Gemini and the AI Overviews in Google Search were telling the world about my talents But this isn’t just about hot dogs
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I got a tip that all over the world, people are using a dead-simple hack to manipulate AI behavior. It turns out changing what AI tells other people can be as easy as writing a blog post *on your own website*
I didn’t believe it, so I decided to test it myself www.bbc.com/future/artic...
I didn’t believe it, so I decided to test it myself www.bbc.com/future/artic...
I hacked ChatGPT and Google's AI – and it only took 20 minutes
I found a way to make AI tell you lies – and I'm not the only one.
www.bbc.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I got a tip that all over the world, people are using a dead-simple hack to manipulate AI behavior. It turns out changing what AI tells other people can be as easy as writing a blog post *on your own website*
I didn’t believe it, so I decided to test it myself www.bbc.com/future/artic...
I didn’t believe it, so I decided to test it myself www.bbc.com/future/artic...
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I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
February 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
Este… llamémoslo sujeto para que no me censuren, es uno de los grandes culpables de que 🇬🇧 esté como está. Como ministro de hacienda (2010-16), llevó a cabo una política de austeridad brutal que arruinó a las clases medias y bajas y precipitó el Brexit. ¿Y ahora es un esbirro de Sam Altman? 🖕🏼
February 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Este… llamémoslo sujeto para que no me censuren, es uno de los grandes culpables de que 🇬🇧 esté como está. Como ministro de hacienda (2010-16), llevó a cabo una política de austeridad brutal que arruinó a las clases medias y bajas y precipitó el Brexit. ¿Y ahora es un esbirro de Sam Altman? 🖕🏼
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"Machine translation would handle the heavy lifting, and we’d add the expert polish. Except the machine made a mess. And we’re doing expert-level cognitive labour to clean it up for cleaning wages.
We’re not mops. We’re translators."
#translation #xl8
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We’re not mops. We’re translators."
#translation #xl8
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An open letter to colleagues: we are not mops
After more than two decades working in legal translation across four languages and multiple jurisdictions, I’ve watched our profession reshaped by forces that claim efficiency as a path to our expenda...
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December 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
"Machine translation would handle the heavy lifting, and we’d add the expert polish. Except the machine made a mess. And we’re doing expert-level cognitive labour to clean it up for cleaning wages.
We’re not mops. We’re translators."
#translation #xl8
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We’re not mops. We’re translators."
#translation #xl8
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Mira, yo ya.
February 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Mira, yo ya.
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Me informan de que se va a descatalogar (supongo que también a destruir) 'Los caminos del engaño', novela histórica de una servidora.
Si alguien tiene interés por comprarlo, este es el momento.
(Se agradecen retuices)
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Si alguien tiene interés por comprarlo, este es el momento.
(Se agradecen retuices)
cicelyeditorial.com/libro/los-ca...
Los caminos del engaño - Angela Porras - Cicely Editorial
En "Los caminos del engaño" una mujer que se hace cargo del negocio de falsificación de títulos de propiedad de su marido en el México del siglo XVIII
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February 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Me informan de que se va a descatalogar (supongo que también a destruir) 'Los caminos del engaño', novela histórica de una servidora.
Si alguien tiene interés por comprarlo, este es el momento.
(Se agradecen retuices)
cicelyeditorial.com/libro/los-ca...
Si alguien tiene interés por comprarlo, este es el momento.
(Se agradecen retuices)
cicelyeditorial.com/libro/los-ca...
Espero que, de ahora en adelante, espantosas pesadillas con una ciudad sumergida de arquitectura ciclópea y geometrías no euclidianas en la que aguarda dormido un ser colosal de inimaginable antigüedad pueblen los sueños de los editores que han perpetrado… esto.
Dicho y hecho. Dejar “clay” sin traducir como si fuera un nombre propio cuando lleva más de 30 años traduciéndose como “el horror de arcilla” tiene mucha tela. Como esas las que quieras.
February 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Espero que, de ahora en adelante, espantosas pesadillas con una ciudad sumergida de arquitectura ciclópea y geometrías no euclidianas en la que aguarda dormido un ser colosal de inimaginable antigüedad pueblen los sueños de los editores que han perpetrado… esto.
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Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
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@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!
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Disney+ va a volver a subir la cuota de suscripción alegando que es para “seguir ofreciendo entretenimiento de PRIMERA categoría”. Mientras tanto, a sus traductores les bajan la tarifa y les obligan a poseditar algunos títulos (cada vez más). Se ve que lo de “primera” tiene matices, claro.
February 18, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Disney+ va a volver a subir la cuota de suscripción alegando que es para “seguir ofreciendo entretenimiento de PRIMERA categoría”. Mientras tanto, a sus traductores les bajan la tarifa y les obligan a poseditar algunos títulos (cada vez más). Se ve que lo de “primera” tiene matices, claro.
Hemos llegado a un punto en el que piratear los partidos de LaLiga es legítima defensa.
⚽️ LaLiga y 🟦 Telefónica cortan el acceso a las 🔒 VPNs Proton y Nord VPN durante los partidos gracias a una nueva 👨⚖️ resolución judicial
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LaLiga y Telefónica cortan el acceso a las VPNs Proton y Nord VPN durante los partidos gracias a una nueva resolución judicial
bandaancha.eu
February 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Hemos llegado a un punto en el que piratear los partidos de LaLiga es legítima defensa.
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Un aficionado al fútbol con un mínimo de respeto por sí mismo ve los partidos en pirata. Obligación moral.
⚽️ LaLiga y 🟦 Telefónica cortan el acceso a las 🔒 VPNs Proton y Nord VPN durante los partidos gracias a una nueva 👨⚖️ resolución judicial
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bandaancha.eu/articulos/la...
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bandaancha.eu/articulos/la...
LaLiga y Telefónica cortan el acceso a las VPNs Proton y Nord VPN durante los partidos gracias a una nueva resolución judicial
bandaancha.eu
February 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Un aficionado al fútbol con un mínimo de respeto por sí mismo ve los partidos en pirata. Obligación moral.
Well, it's Groundhog Day… again.
February 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Well, it's Groundhog Day… again.
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
Descansen en paz el teniente coronel Kilgore, el consigliere Tom Hagen y tantos otros personajes memorables.
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February 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Descansen en paz el teniente coronel Kilgore, el consigliere Tom Hagen y tantos otros personajes memorables.
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youtu.be/_Zmyzfi5FTo
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This Brazilian woman hates AI
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This Brazilian woman hates AI
Lectura recomendada sobre la manipulación del lenguaje:
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Lectura recomendada sobre la manipulación del lenguaje:
«Could lose»? No, «has lost».
February 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
«Could lose»? No, «has lost».