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Martin Krøger
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Komm. + digital i Børn og Unge, Aarhus Kommune. Fritidspopstjerne: https://facebook.com/partyplanetdk. GIFliotekar. Gift med Ida og https://idabrink.dk.
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Anyone Else Here

xkcd.com/3188/
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
CBS Пра́вда
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.

One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Hjemmelavet fried chicken kræver en indsats uden en ønskebrønd, men resultatet er det hele værd 🤩 God kylling og simple råvarer, jeg selv bestemmer over, giver saftig og sprød feriemad, som vi ikke får meget ondt i maven eller tegnebogen af.
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Han er lidt vanvittig, Chris Young - her er et afsnit om ribs i ovnen, som bliver til det, man vel nærmest kan kalde Breaking Ribs 😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnzA...
January 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
#Wørdle #1455 5/6

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Jøsses! 😅
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.

Mattia sips on an espresso during his.

Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Om du er Swiftie eller ej, så kan jeg varmt anbefale at se "The End of an Era" på Disney+. Du må ikke forvente Anders Agger-style journalistik, men blot tilstedeværelsen i det vanvittige projekt som hendes turné var, og ikke mindst de bærende menneskelige historier, er det hele værd. #twanbefaling
January 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Ordet “dominanskultur” optrådte ikke i afsnittet om forholdet til USA, pudsigt nok 🤔 #nytårstale
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Der må være nogle af jer, der får bingo med “kanten af konventionerne”. #nytårstale
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Anker: Det er en kold tid, som vi lever i
Mette: Der er noget galt i Danmark
#nytårstale
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Allersidste afsnit af #StrangerThings 💪😭❤️
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Lige den her kunne de godt have kategoriseret under “Håbefulde nyheder” 😁
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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The way we need to market this shit is to do what conservatives did for the past 30 years and write books like “The ten forbidden truths you’re not allowed to say on politically correct tv” and then it’s just cities are mostly fine and it’s good to get a flu shot
A remarkable trend that will come as a shock to you if your only info about NYC is from this Fox News.

Homicides in NYC...
1990: 2,262
1993: 1,927
1998: 629
2001: 649
2013: 335
2019: 320
2021: 488
2024: 382
2025 (as of 12/28): 302
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
#Wørdle #1454 2/6

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Så er 2026 i gang 💪
January 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Modigt valg af kongen at citere et Asterix-album i sin #nytårstale, men lad gå
"Lus i skindpelsen" ✔️
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Nytår er også at blive bedt om at hente teen, så hun kan hente sit sengetøj og blive kørt tilbage til veninderne og sove der. Selvfølgelig! Hvad vi ikke gør for de skønne lånebørn, mens de stadig er i kredsløb om hjemmet ❤️❤️❤️
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Godt nytår, venner og fjender! Vi ses derude ❤️
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Wonderful ending from back when things ended.
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hvad var odds mon på “droner” i årets #nytårstale? 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Grønlænderne står imod, siger kongen. Hvad de står imod, forbliver naturligvis usagt, men ingen er i tvivl. 🇬🇱💪 #nytårstale
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Går han ind i år? #nytårstale
Han går ind!
December 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Open up this picture fully.

Then look at the surface of Mars.

Then look up to the top right.

Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.

Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.

That's Earth.
December 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM