Martini ✪ マルティニ
@martinimcbride.bsky.social
🔞🏳️🌈
2oz Bombay Sapphire, ½oz Dry Vermouth. Stir with bones of crow, place on Goetic Sigil of Paimon drawn in pink crayon. Serve up w/ a Lemon Twist
Happily married to @bablesquatch
I fucking hate the ocean.
A place for my inane thoughts.
2oz Bombay Sapphire, ½oz Dry Vermouth. Stir with bones of crow, place on Goetic Sigil of Paimon drawn in pink crayon. Serve up w/ a Lemon Twist
Happily married to @bablesquatch
I fucking hate the ocean.
A place for my inane thoughts.
Pinned
I very rarely share my art, but a few years ago, I lost every piece of art I ever did except one
It's also one of the few pieces I'm really proud of, so I decided to share it here
Have a chill Saturday my dudes
It's also one of the few pieces I'm really proud of, so I decided to share it here
Have a chill Saturday my dudes
Reposted by Martini ✪ マルティニ
finished some old sketches 🍓
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
finished some old sketches 🍓
Late to this party and haven't skeeted in a while cus I've been busy and now I'm sick, but I *had* to go into work this morning, and did anyone else find it hilarious that because of the Cloudflare outage today, DownDetector went down lol ?
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Late to this party and haven't skeeted in a while cus I've been busy and now I'm sick, but I *had* to go into work this morning, and did anyone else find it hilarious that because of the Cloudflare outage today, DownDetector went down lol ?
Reposted by Martini ✪ マルティニ
A gem from husband: "I can not overstate how much I hate the term "dick root" it sounds like something a witch puts in her cauldron"
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A gem from husband: "I can not overstate how much I hate the term "dick root" it sounds like something a witch puts in her cauldron"
Was talking to Husband about my extensive experience with Denny's and Waffle House and maybe it's a confirmation or selection bias but, I was a bartender for 10-11 years, so I'd go a lot for 24/hour breakfast.
If you think Alcohol brings out the worst in people, nah Denny's and Waffle house do.
If you think Alcohol brings out the worst in people, nah Denny's and Waffle house do.
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Was talking to Husband about my extensive experience with Denny's and Waffle House and maybe it's a confirmation or selection bias but, I was a bartender for 10-11 years, so I'd go a lot for 24/hour breakfast.
If you think Alcohol brings out the worst in people, nah Denny's and Waffle house do.
If you think Alcohol brings out the worst in people, nah Denny's and Waffle house do.
Husband just informed me that they recast Machiko Soga as Rita Repulsa for some reason in new Power Rangers and I just came to say I'm fucking mad about it.
I don't care if that footage of her is straight out of the 90s, y'all need to remaster it or something cus we DO NOT. DISRESPECT. THE QUEEN.
I don't care if that footage of her is straight out of the 90s, y'all need to remaster it or something cus we DO NOT. DISRESPECT. THE QUEEN.
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Husband just informed me that they recast Machiko Soga as Rita Repulsa for some reason in new Power Rangers and I just came to say I'm fucking mad about it.
I don't care if that footage of her is straight out of the 90s, y'all need to remaster it or something cus we DO NOT. DISRESPECT. THE QUEEN.
I don't care if that footage of her is straight out of the 90s, y'all need to remaster it or something cus we DO NOT. DISRESPECT. THE QUEEN.
Reposted by Martini ✪ マルティニ
💯
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
💯
Reposted by Martini ✪ マルティニ
Reposted by Martini ✪ マルティニ
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
As is Halloween Tradition, I shall be listening to this on repeat all day.
If you know, you know.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna piss in fire for magical breeding power.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGO...
If you know, you know.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna piss in fire for magical breeding power.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGO...
Happy Maria! (feat. 木野寧)
YouTube video by Luck Ganriki - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
As is Halloween Tradition, I shall be listening to this on repeat all day.
If you know, you know.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna piss in fire for magical breeding power.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGO...
If you know, you know.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna piss in fire for magical breeding power.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGO...
So Husband and I recently started a rewatch of "The Magicians" and I just wanted to shoutout to Olivia Taylor Dudley cus she manages to play both my least favorite (Alice Quinn) and favorite (Niffin Alice) characters
Like seriously mad props cus if I can hate you and love you, you win my heart
Like seriously mad props cus if I can hate you and love you, you win my heart
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
So Husband and I recently started a rewatch of "The Magicians" and I just wanted to shoutout to Olivia Taylor Dudley cus she manages to play both my least favorite (Alice Quinn) and favorite (Niffin Alice) characters
Like seriously mad props cus if I can hate you and love you, you win my heart
Like seriously mad props cus if I can hate you and love you, you win my heart
Yeah which is why I DON'T talk the rest of the day, ya girl's vocal chords #NeedABreak
"Subpar amount" Your literal job is talking on the phone for half of the day 😂😂
👀 Girl what I think I def talk a subpar amount but go off queen I guess ??? First part is true though 🤣
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Yeah which is why I DON'T talk the rest of the day, ya girl's vocal chords #NeedABreak
If you see this post 4 female characters you love~!
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you see this post 4 female characters you love~!
👀 Girl what I think I def talk a subpar amount but go off queen I guess ??? First part is true though 🤣
Actually I'm both and he talks a completely normal amount
oh you’re a gay couple? which one of you goes mute and which talks nonstop?
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
👀 Girl what I think I def talk a subpar amount but go off queen I guess ??? First part is true though 🤣
If I took a shot for every time I saw someone fucking a pumpkin on my feed, I'd be blasted already-- Seriously what is this trend 😩
I mean get your freak on or whatever but no one can convince me that actually feels good lmfaooo
I mean get your freak on or whatever but no one can convince me that actually feels good lmfaooo
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If I took a shot for every time I saw someone fucking a pumpkin on my feed, I'd be blasted already-- Seriously what is this trend 😩
I mean get your freak on or whatever but no one can convince me that actually feels good lmfaooo
I mean get your freak on or whatever but no one can convince me that actually feels good lmfaooo
Look I'm gonna be so honest with everyone right now; Past, present, and future viewers of this post.
This is not only peak internet and Halloween, but we should all strive to be this incredible on an individual level:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=by9H...
This is not only peak internet and Halloween, but we should all strive to be this incredible on an individual level:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=by9H...
Trick or Treat Possum Style
YouTube video by MEpearl
www.youtube.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Look I'm gonna be so honest with everyone right now; Past, present, and future viewers of this post.
This is not only peak internet and Halloween, but we should all strive to be this incredible on an individual level:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=by9H...
This is not only peak internet and Halloween, but we should all strive to be this incredible on an individual level:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=by9H...
Reposted by Martini ✪ マルティニ
commission for @witchheyzel.bsky.social 🦄
October 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
commission for @witchheyzel.bsky.social 🦄
Reposted by Martini ✪ マルティニ
if i’m not in your skircle it’s because i’m in your closet watching you sleep
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if i’m not in your skircle it’s because i’m in your closet watching you sleep
Reposted by Martini ✪ マルティニ
Sunrise this morning at the Irondequoit Bay. #photography #nature #sunrise #clouds #reflections #Rochester #NY
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sunrise this morning at the Irondequoit Bay. #photography #nature #sunrise #clouds #reflections #Rochester #NY
Reposted by Martini ✪ マルティニ
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
STOP 🛑!
WALLPAPER CHECK 👀
WALLPAPER CHECK 👀
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
STOP 🛑!
WALLPAPER CHECK 👀
WALLPAPER CHECK 👀
Complete sidebar, while in Denver, my friend recommended a small seedy coffee house and this shit was so good; Every time I go there from now on I'm getting this fucking pistachio cappuccino every time!
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Complete sidebar, while in Denver, my friend recommended a small seedy coffee house and this shit was so good; Every time I go there from now on I'm getting this fucking pistachio cappuccino every time!
I constantly wonder why I don't post here more; I had a good run at first but I think I struggle with the innate performativity of any social media platform and how it skews the lens we view the world through. I also feel like it's so much work to put yourself out there for surface level engagement.
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I constantly wonder why I don't post here more; I had a good run at first but I think I struggle with the innate performativity of any social media platform and how it skews the lens we view the world through. I also feel like it's so much work to put yourself out there for surface level engagement.
Me with the new Ashnikko song
THIS IS SLUT POP‼️WHIP YOUR DICK OUT‼️
October 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me with the new Ashnikko song
Tell me something I don't know 😂
I'm such a ten (From the neck up and waist down anyway 😂)
I'm such a ten (From the neck up and waist down anyway 😂)
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Tell me something I don't know 😂
I'm such a ten (From the neck up and waist down anyway 😂)
I'm such a ten (From the neck up and waist down anyway 😂)