Bablesquatch
@bablesquatch.bsky.social
He/Him - '93 - Gay AF, Happily Married to @martinimcbride
Check out my music at https://bablesquatch.bandcamp.com/
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Hey OP I love this idea but I believe you misspelled "shit"
Idk how you did that, H and P aren't anywhere near each other, but hey, no judgement here!
Idk how you did that, H and P aren't anywhere near each other, but hey, no judgement here!
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Hey OP I love this idea but I believe you misspelled "shit"
Idk how you did that, H and P aren't anywhere near each other, but hey, no judgement here!
Idk how you did that, H and P aren't anywhere near each other, but hey, no judgement here!
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
They're called You-Be-soft because their treatment of employees is extremely unsexy.
January 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
They're called You-Be-soft because their treatment of employees is extremely unsexy.
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let’s start an account and routing numbers thread, you go first
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
let’s start an account and routing numbers thread, you go first
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i miss when this guy was the only LLM
The only thing worse than the sudden overnight appearance of a mildly-painful ingrown hair... is the sudden overnight appearance of a mildly-painful ingrown hair in the EXACT right spot that you can't NOT sit on it. Got me in my chair like
a close up of a cartoon character 's feet in a tent
Alt: Gif of a Heartless from Kingdom Hearts squirming uncontrollably
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The only thing worse than the sudden overnight appearance of a mildly-painful ingrown hair... is the sudden overnight appearance of a mildly-painful ingrown hair in the EXACT right spot that you can't NOT sit on it. Got me in my chair like
And it really is ALWAYS the middle, in every public bathroom ever.
three stalls in the bathroom and some dude is always taking the nastiest shits in the middle one. why? why the middle
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
And it really is ALWAYS the middle, in every public bathroom ever.
QTP was disabled so I'll say this standalone:
My personal take is "There is no such thing as -BAD- star trek, but SNW is not -GOOD- star trek"
My personal take is "There is no such thing as -BAD- star trek, but SNW is not -GOOD- star trek"
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
QTP was disabled so I'll say this standalone:
My personal take is "There is no such thing as -BAD- star trek, but SNW is not -GOOD- star trek"
My personal take is "There is no such thing as -BAD- star trek, but SNW is not -GOOD- star trek"
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The most annoying game to discuss difficulty about is Sekiro, which is both
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
The most annoying game to discuss difficulty about is Sekiro, which is both
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Being older than someone does not grant you automatic respect nor a pass to be disrespectful to those younger than you
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Being older than someone does not grant you automatic respect nor a pass to be disrespectful to those younger than you
I love how every time I finish a show with actors I'd never seen in anything else, I suddenly see people talking about 20 different shows with those same actors. 😂
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I love how every time I finish a show with actors I'd never seen in anything else, I suddenly see people talking about 20 different shows with those same actors. 😂
Youtube keeps recommending me a video called "The Unbelievable Lore of Pregnant Gay Luigi"
These are not the game theories I was looking for.
These are not the game theories I was looking for.
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Youtube keeps recommending me a video called "The Unbelievable Lore of Pregnant Gay Luigi"
These are not the game theories I was looking for.
These are not the game theories I was looking for.
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Some of you are deeply deeply strange [positive]
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Some of you are deeply deeply strange [positive]
QTP with a GIF of a powerful woman
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
QTP with a GIF of a powerful woman
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neither a gym injury nor a sex injury but a third secret thing (napped in a weird position as an elder millennial)
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
neither a gym injury nor a sex injury but a third secret thing (napped in a weird position as an elder millennial)
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dude so show off your balls
January 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
dude so show off your balls
Why are there so many gays in 2026 who STILL have deathly hallows tattoos?
It's 4 lines and a circle, that shit is the easiest to cover up that ink can possibly be.
Hell, you don't even need to COVER it. Just add a hat and BAM It's Bill Cipher now.
It's 4 lines and a circle, that shit is the easiest to cover up that ink can possibly be.
Hell, you don't even need to COVER it. Just add a hat and BAM It's Bill Cipher now.
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Why are there so many gays in 2026 who STILL have deathly hallows tattoos?
It's 4 lines and a circle, that shit is the easiest to cover up that ink can possibly be.
Hell, you don't even need to COVER it. Just add a hat and BAM It's Bill Cipher now.
It's 4 lines and a circle, that shit is the easiest to cover up that ink can possibly be.
Hell, you don't even need to COVER it. Just add a hat and BAM It's Bill Cipher now.
Made a comment to husband about how it's been a while since I randomly ran into my former-bestie out in town, he did a quick google and it turns out the reason is because his dumb ass got arrested for GTA. On the one hand the arrest is unsurprising, on the other.. I expected it to be drugs not cars.
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Made a comment to husband about how it's been a while since I randomly ran into my former-bestie out in town, he did a quick google and it turns out the reason is because his dumb ass got arrested for GTA. On the one hand the arrest is unsurprising, on the other.. I expected it to be drugs not cars.
I'm only adjacent to the FF fandom these days so I gotta ask.... why are there 1000000 gifs of FF characters with Willem Dafoe face?
January 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I'm only adjacent to the FF fandom these days so I gotta ask.... why are there 1000000 gifs of FF characters with Willem Dafoe face?
If you see this, post your favourite Final Fantasy character
I get that in terms of gameplay he's not the best but... why is this the only gif I can find? He's a Hot Sad Single Dad with a cute pet, he needs more love!
I get that in terms of gameplay he's not the best but... why is this the only gif I can find? He's a Hot Sad Single Dad with a cute pet, he needs more love!
January 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
If you see this, post your favourite Final Fantasy character
I get that in terms of gameplay he's not the best but... why is this the only gif I can find? He's a Hot Sad Single Dad with a cute pet, he needs more love!
I get that in terms of gameplay he's not the best but... why is this the only gif I can find? He's a Hot Sad Single Dad with a cute pet, he needs more love!
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Me when I fall to my death but I try to throw it back one last time for the camera
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Me when I fall to my death but I try to throw it back one last time for the camera
If Alien Earth gets a season 2 I need a dad-jokey scene where someone makes a xenomorph detector and call it a "Giger counter"
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
If Alien Earth gets a season 2 I need a dad-jokey scene where someone makes a xenomorph detector and call it a "Giger counter"
QTP with your favourite Pokémon! Wrong answers only
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
QTP with your favourite Pokémon! Wrong answers only
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It's a burden I must carry, for the safety of the community. 😮💨
Having a big dick must be insane. Like it’s just always there?? Wild.
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
It's a burden I must carry, for the safety of the community. 😮💨
Fitness guys really are a different breed. This morning on my way back from errands I saw a ginger twunk out for a jog, in 37 degree misty weather, wearing a low cut tank and shorts that were at most half an inch longer than the "those are booty shorts" cuttoff
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Fitness guys really are a different breed. This morning on my way back from errands I saw a ginger twunk out for a jog, in 37 degree misty weather, wearing a low cut tank and shorts that were at most half an inch longer than the "those are booty shorts" cuttoff