Bablesquatch
@bablesquatch.bsky.social
~ He/Him - '93 - Gay AF, Happily Married to @martinimcbride~
Memes, Music, and Mayhem
Check out my music at https://bablesquatch.bandcamp.com/
Memes, Music, and Mayhem
Check out my music at https://bablesquatch.bandcamp.com/
The only downside to chorizo dip is it doesn't reheat well so I have to eat it all which leaves no room in my belly for the actual meal 😂 at least I have some tasty pollo ranchero to reheat tomorrow!
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The only downside to chorizo dip is it doesn't reheat well so I have to eat it all which leaves no room in my belly for the actual meal 😂 at least I have some tasty pollo ranchero to reheat tomorrow!
Husband has an early day today and his paycheck was larger than expected so we're doing a belated bday lunch and I'm about to FUCK UP some chorizo dip
kirby is sitting at a table eating grapes with a knife
Alt: kirby is sitting at a table inhaling an entire buffet worth of food
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November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Husband has an early day today and his paycheck was larger than expected so we're doing a belated bday lunch and I'm about to FUCK UP some chorizo dip
Confession time!
I don't actually know my weight, because The Scale is a vile thing that exists only to make me feel bad.
I know I'm bigger than my smallest and smaller than my biggest, which puts me SOMEWHERE in the 180-200 range.
Beyond that idgaf as long as I don't get bigger.
I don't actually know my weight, because The Scale is a vile thing that exists only to make me feel bad.
I know I'm bigger than my smallest and smaller than my biggest, which puts me SOMEWHERE in the 180-200 range.
Beyond that idgaf as long as I don't get bigger.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Confession time!
I don't actually know my weight, because The Scale is a vile thing that exists only to make me feel bad.
I know I'm bigger than my smallest and smaller than my biggest, which puts me SOMEWHERE in the 180-200 range.
Beyond that idgaf as long as I don't get bigger.
I don't actually know my weight, because The Scale is a vile thing that exists only to make me feel bad.
I know I'm bigger than my smallest and smaller than my biggest, which puts me SOMEWHERE in the 180-200 range.
Beyond that idgaf as long as I don't get bigger.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
Post the last 4 games you played!
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Post the last 4 games you played!
Devil Wears Prada is husbands fav movie and he just realized 2 is coming out the day before his bday.
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Devil Wears Prada is husbands fav movie and he just realized 2 is coming out the day before his bday.
I underestimated the amount of potato and now there's not enough cheese 😬
I'm too lazy to COOK cook on my birthday so big ol pot of potato soup it is
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I underestimated the amount of potato and now there's not enough cheese 😬
I'm too lazy to COOK cook on my birthday so big ol pot of potato soup it is
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm too lazy to COOK cook on my birthday so big ol pot of potato soup it is
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just learned about the beauty backfire effect where people dislike you because you're ✨too good looking✨
gonna convince myself this is the case next time someone's being a dick to me
gonna convince myself this is the case next time someone's being a dick to me
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
just learned about the beauty backfire effect where people dislike you because you're ✨too good looking✨
gonna convince myself this is the case next time someone's being a dick to me
gonna convince myself this is the case next time someone's being a dick to me
Gooning Private Ryan
The Perks of Being a Gooner.
Goon With The Wind
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Gooning Private Ryan
The glow up is real
What a glow-up! Enjoy this side-by-side comparison the Operator & Drifter Remaster coming in The Old Peace vs. some current facial models.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The glow up is real
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![Star Trek Voyager scene. Captain Janeway in red and black uniform is standing next to a food replicator, which looks like a wall panel with touch interface buttons and a lil cubby inside where things just appear when she asks for what she wants. It's an otherwise normal starship room with some nice future space lighting sconces, probably the mess hall. Ok so she's standing alongside it and the closed caption reads, "Coffee, black."
Next picture is closer in and Janeway looks surprised and offended at the replicator. Closed caption reads, "[Computer]: Make it yourself."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6ocendj65mmddfndihajsky/bafkreicfgac2qcsnmmh65tpu5ihvnnbvwvt3gkjo2qxdiie4zgcj4lvw6i@jpeg)
The fastest way to make my brain completely erase itself is to ask me a personal question and expect an answer in under 5 business days
every time there’s a trend going around where people share things about themselves or their lore i suddenly forget everything i like and everything i’ve ever done
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The fastest way to make my brain completely erase itself is to ask me a personal question and expect an answer in under 5 business days
Crazy that "theres furries in FF" is my first post to hit double digit likes 😂
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Crazy that "theres furries in FF" is my first post to hit double digit likes 😂
"Hey bro can I get a Meowboro? Maybe a Mewport? How about a Paw-Mall?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Hey bro can I get a Meowboro? Maybe a Mewport? How about a Paw-Mall?"
Hey have you heard about this great new internet challenge? It's called "don't shit on people for having fun posting a harmless trend, just admit that you're a miserable sack who didn't leave the hipsterism in 2012, and move on with your day"
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hey have you heard about this great new internet challenge? It's called "don't shit on people for having fun posting a harmless trend, just admit that you're a miserable sack who didn't leave the hipsterism in 2012, and move on with your day"
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
On the one hand I need to get better at actually interacting instead of just clicking like, but on the other hand how do you type a reply without immediately picturing the other person seeing the notif and going "ugh this guy again?"😶🌫️
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
On the one hand I need to get better at actually interacting instead of just clicking like, but on the other hand how do you type a reply without immediately picturing the other person seeing the notif and going "ugh this guy again?"😶🌫️
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
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brb, getting ready to shit my pants all winter
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
brb, getting ready to shit my pants all winter
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I know gimmick accounts are a thing and always will be and some of them get oddly specific but
Why must we live in the timeline where there is a gimmick account that posts daily updates on how full the ISS piss tank is? 🧐
Why must we live in the timeline where there is a gimmick account that posts daily updates on how full the ISS piss tank is? 🧐
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I know gimmick accounts are a thing and always will be and some of them get oddly specific but
Why must we live in the timeline where there is a gimmick account that posts daily updates on how full the ISS piss tank is? 🧐
Why must we live in the timeline where there is a gimmick account that posts daily updates on how full the ISS piss tank is? 🧐
You left out the furry
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You left out the furry
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Same sex couples all pretend to be each other on the phone for convenience right?
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Same sex couples all pretend to be each other on the phone for convenience right?