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Martini ✪ マルティニ
@martinimcbride.bsky.social
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2oz Bombay Sapphire, ½oz Dry Vermouth. Stir with bones of crow, place on Goetic Sigil of Paimon drawn in pink crayon. Serve up w/ a Lemon Twist

Happily married to @bablesquatch

I fucking hate the ocean.

A place for my inane thoughts.
If you see this post 4 female characters you love~!
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
STOP 🛑!

WALLPAPER CHECK 👀
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Complete sidebar, while in Denver, my friend recommended a small seedy coffee house and this shit was so good; Every time I go there from now on I'm getting this fucking pistachio cappuccino every time!
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Tell me something I don't know 😂

I'm such a ten (From the neck up and waist down anyway 😂)
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sleepy Sunday, enjoy this random pic of me I guess ?
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Who went to Denver for filming with his video production company ? This little homo did 😍

Can't wait to go back~!
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I just came on here to share a revelation-- there are two types of #YuGiOh gay. Fight me in the comments I guess
August 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Thought I looked cute this morning so here, behold my face
August 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I would like to personally blame @michaeldrummey.bsky.social for introducing me to the Bluesky equivalent of Cosmo quizzes

I am incapable of stopping myself

Please send help
August 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Alright fitness journey officially started! Here's the starting point for anyone into this body type 🤪
August 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I kinda hate how accurate mine is lol
August 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
By popular demand (Literally 7 DMs in the past 2 days), I humbly present my dick before council, I guess
August 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Four pics you're using to defend your face card 🃏
(some of these may be old but IDC I look hot)
August 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Recently I've been struggling a lot with my body image, but I'm going to start working to remedy. First step, establish the goal. So behold, my body back when I was a model.
July 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Heard. I'll just incite a mob 😍
July 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm like the only person I know with this as my favorite Pokémon and I'm prepared to be judged
March 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I very rarely share my art, but a few years ago, I lost every piece of art I ever did except one

It's also one of the few pieces I'm really proud of, so I decided to share it here

Have a chill Saturday my dudes
March 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you
March 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Also good morning Bluesky.

Yes I sleep naked how'd you know
March 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I don't think this surprises anyone who follows me
February 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Brace yourselves, Humpty Dumpty's fucking cousin is on the scene 🥚

Also you can kinda see what I meant about every ounce of body fat goes straight to my tummy 😂
February 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Putting the (w)hor(e) in Rocky Horror this morning. I also really like my arms here and I never like my arms anywhere so yay me
February 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The energy I bring to Bluesky
February 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I hope this counts cus it's the closest thing I've ever worn to a hat
February 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Also a cute pic of me and husband cus why the fuck not
February 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM