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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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ser camionero es un rogue lite
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
ser camionero es un rogue lite
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Hoy toca otro momento de estos
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Hoy toca otro momento de estos
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No es el nos hemos quedado sin cena pero sen-s'n ha anat la llum i estem un poc de sopar romàntic
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
No es el nos hemos quedado sin cena pero sen-s'n ha anat la llum i estem un poc de sopar romàntic
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Poc es parla de lo bons que son Perifèria
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Poc es parla de lo bons que son Perifèria
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Stop doing that, I'm already late to work
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Stop doing that, I'm already late to work
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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Sigo procesando que Juan Camus haya diseñado la Karmelita del Silksong.
December 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sigo procesando que Juan Camus haya diseñado la Karmelita del Silksong.
El self expose en les dos notificacións de grindr 💀💀
Poison
Wheezing: Levitar + Escaldar per a fer counter a terra
Drapion, Venonat, Dragalgae i Beedrill: Deixar-los un (1) torn de setup fea que netejaren equips com si foren una carcher
Grafaiai: Prankster+Corrosion+ Toxic+Substitut per a qualsevol cosa que tinguera massa vida
Wheezing: Levitar + Escaldar per a fer counter a terra
Drapion, Venonat, Dragalgae i Beedrill: Deixar-los un (1) torn de setup fea que netejaren equips com si foren una carcher
Grafaiai: Prankster+Corrosion+ Toxic+Substitut per a qualsevol cosa que tinguera massa vida
December 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
El self expose en les dos notificacións de grindr 💀💀
Com fa molt que no fique res per ací, allà va fil dels monotipus del pokerogue
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Com fa molt que no fique res per ací, allà va fil dels monotipus del pokerogue
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Hey @firefox.com, please do me a favor and give me a "No LLMs and GenAI EVER"-button. Your creeping slow-roll "maybe you want some *now*?" crap is getting tired.
I do not want your shiny beads.
I do not want your shiny beads.
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Hey @firefox.com, please do me a favor and give me a "No LLMs and GenAI EVER"-button. Your creeping slow-roll "maybe you want some *now*?" crap is getting tired.
I do not want your shiny beads.
I do not want your shiny beads.
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entao o limite é 7 energetico e 59 cafezinho? bom saber
Homem saudável sofre AVC após consumir 8 energéticos por dia; veja riscos
Homem saudável sofre AVC após consumir 8 energéticos por dia; veja riscos
www.cnnbrasil.com.br
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
entao o limite é 7 energetico e 59 cafezinho? bom saber
Ya está aquí ya llegó el moment aon arreplegue totes les playlist dels wrappeds que puc i les senc per a buscar més música que sentir així es que perfa: respongau ací en les vostres (o si no teniu/gasteu spoti podeu deixar recomanacions, cartes bomba i/o amenaçes de mort)
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ya está aquí ya llegó el moment aon arreplegue totes les playlist dels wrappeds que puc i les senc per a buscar més música que sentir així es que perfa: respongau ací en les vostres (o si no teniu/gasteu spoti podeu deixar recomanacions, cartes bomba i/o amenaçes de mort)
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Small and quick one page-comic.
A tiny bit personal.
A tiny read.
Small read.
Please read.
Hahahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Haha.
Ha.
.
A tiny bit personal.
A tiny read.
Small read.
Please read.
Hahahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Haha.
Ha.
.
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Small and quick one page-comic.
A tiny bit personal.
A tiny read.
Small read.
Please read.
Hahahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Haha.
Ha.
.
A tiny bit personal.
A tiny read.
Small read.
Please read.
Hahahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Haha.
Ha.
.
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train worker waking me up to check my ticket
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
train worker waking me up to check my ticket
Jo quan porte la camisa que em va regalar ma mare en la foto de perfil del whatsapp
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Jo quan porte la camisa que em va regalar ma mare en la foto de perfil del whatsapp
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