Marlena Bittner
@marlenabittner.bsky.social
Tall. PR & Marketing Director, Flatiron Books.
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No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Democratic leadership. Count on it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Democratic leadership. Count on it.
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
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Idea: Labyrinth remake with Matt Berry as Jareth the Goblin King.
August 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Idea: Labyrinth remake with Matt Berry as Jareth the Goblin King.
I’ve had the theme song for WKRP in Cincinnati in my head nonstop for 28 years.
August 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ve had the theme song for WKRP in Cincinnati in my head nonstop for 28 years.
My 7-year old just told me that “even though it’s had a lot of history, China still rises.” And then she gravely repeated “China still rises.”
August 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My 7-year old just told me that “even though it’s had a lot of history, China still rises.” And then she gravely repeated “China still rises.”
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showing an unhealthy elderly man increasingly upsetting news stories about him until something funny happens
July 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
showing an unhealthy elderly man increasingly upsetting news stories about him until something funny happens
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illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
Everything is insane and yet I can’t stop thinking about the woman today who ordered a salad with only romaine and craisins. Just craisins. Like a gummy bear salad.
June 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Everything is insane and yet I can’t stop thinking about the woman today who ordered a salad with only romaine and craisins. Just craisins. Like a gummy bear salad.
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In Manhattan, ICE officers were forced to flee inside 26 Federal Plaza
June 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In Manhattan, ICE officers were forced to flee inside 26 Federal Plaza
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Inside Trump’s savvy plan to create an authoritarian spectacle to distract from the unpopularity of his budget bill.
June 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Inside Trump’s savvy plan to create an authoritarian spectacle to distract from the unpopularity of his budget bill.
So NY, and DC, and Chicago, and Boston, and Miami etc etc are we joining LA? Splitting up the coming military resources?
June 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So NY, and DC, and Chicago, and Boston, and Miami etc etc are we joining LA? Splitting up the coming military resources?
If I could give a piece of advice to the would-be-influencers/already-are
-narcissists of the world it would be this: “skip adding that selfie to your ostensibly very serious post about sad and terrible world events.”
-narcissists of the world it would be this: “skip adding that selfie to your ostensibly very serious post about sad and terrible world events.”
May 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If I could give a piece of advice to the would-be-influencers/already-are
-narcissists of the world it would be this: “skip adding that selfie to your ostensibly very serious post about sad and terrible world events.”
-narcissists of the world it would be this: “skip adding that selfie to your ostensibly very serious post about sad and terrible world events.”
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The reason you're having trouble concentrating if you are here in the US is because we're basically being chased around by serial killers and being asked to disregard the fact.
May 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The reason you're having trouble concentrating if you are here in the US is because we're basically being chased around by serial killers and being asked to disregard the fact.
Got my kids to sleep just in time for insane sirens and helicopters outside. Didn’t have “giant ship hitting the Brooklyn Bridge” on my radar tbh. Hope everyone and the bridge are ok!
May 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Got my kids to sleep just in time for insane sirens and helicopters outside. Didn’t have “giant ship hitting the Brooklyn Bridge” on my radar tbh. Hope everyone and the bridge are ok!
Instead of telling them to go eat shit, I have decided to feel pity for people who lay on the horn as soon as the light turns green. Imagine how stressful it must be to go through life, thinking no one will do the anything unless you are there to nudge. Exhausting!
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Instead of telling them to go eat shit, I have decided to feel pity for people who lay on the horn as soon as the light turns green. Imagine how stressful it must be to go through life, thinking no one will do the anything unless you are there to nudge. Exhausting!
Someone is walking down the street drinking an iced coffee out of a Tostitos salsa jar. Gross AND tedious.
May 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Someone is walking down the street drinking an iced coffee out of a Tostitos salsa jar. Gross AND tedious.
Today my 6 year old referred to her school friend as “a real ding dong” so I’ve done my job.
May 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Today my 6 year old referred to her school friend as “a real ding dong” so I’ve done my job.
Get it, Canada! 🇨🇦
April 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Get it, Canada! 🇨🇦
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The way I just shrieked opening my mail.
April 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The way I just shrieked opening my mail.
Eat shit, Elon. Continue to roast in hell, Strom! Tonight we feast on tiny tiny slivers of hope.
April 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Eat shit, Elon. Continue to roast in hell, Strom! Tonight we feast on tiny tiny slivers of hope.
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Me and a buddy after we dig up Strom Thurmond’s desiccated corpse and force him to watch a Black man break his Senate speech record:
April 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Me and a buddy after we dig up Strom Thurmond’s desiccated corpse and force him to watch a Black man break his Senate speech record: