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Marlena Bittner
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Tall. PR & Marketing Director, Flatiron Books.
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We all learned disgusting and truly horrific shit today and in response Amanda Palmer deleted this cringey tryhard post about penis cookies.
Penis cookies Overly thought out nonsense that goes on and on describing penis cookies.
January 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Well at least they have a word for what it’ll feel like next year when the NYT has to report the United States Government Collapse.
NYT breaking news alert declaring the German Government Collapses.
December 16, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Based on this ad I was just served, phone video games have gotten too dark.
A video game ad depicting a woman carrying baby with a young child by her side and the background has signs for baby box drop offs and the player can choose “Foster care” or “live together”
December 1, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Update:
Email that offers me a bunch of expense report help including *Automatic GL coding *AI receipt matching *Precise & automatically enforced spend policies *1.5% unlimited cashback Despite the fact that I work in PR and marketing and can barely do my own expense report each month and went into publishing so I could avoid math.
November 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM