Archer
@marcher18.bsky.social
I wanna do everything but also nothing and it hurts. Video games, movies and da Mets. Festivals guy
https://open.substack.com/pub/archerchamberz writing here for now, stay tuned for every other thing
https://boxd.it/5mCx
https://open.substack.com/pub/archerchamberz writing here for now, stay tuned for every other thing
https://boxd.it/5mCx
I could end up seeing anywhere from zero to ten films this Sundance. Will use this thread to track that
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I could end up seeing anywhere from zero to ten films this Sundance. Will use this thread to track that
Now imagine that every day. That’s how Logan Paul/Mr Beast/etc feel
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Now imagine that every day. That’s how Logan Paul/Mr Beast/etc feel
I would have to imagine people know that teams have ways of evaluating players at positions they haven’t played yet, should I not imagine that or
Mets GM David Stearns: We need to drastically improve our team defense.
Also Mets GM David Stearns: Jorge Polanco to first base! Bo Bichette to third base! Brett Baty to left field! Mrs. Met to starting pitcher!
(Still stoked about Bichette's bat, though.)
Also Mets GM David Stearns: Jorge Polanco to first base! Bo Bichette to third base! Brett Baty to left field! Mrs. Met to starting pitcher!
(Still stoked about Bichette's bat, though.)
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I would have to imagine people know that teams have ways of evaluating players at positions they haven’t played yet, should I not imagine that or
I haven’t had a single original experience in my life
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I haven’t had a single original experience in my life
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The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
Currently in the interview process for jobs with: NBC
The Washington Nationals
Pyrocinical
Is it more likely I get none of these jobs than any of them? Yeah probably. Is it a totally unique experience also? Also likely lol
The Washington Nationals
Pyrocinical
Is it more likely I get none of these jobs than any of them? Yeah probably. Is it a totally unique experience also? Also likely lol
January 7, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Currently in the interview process for jobs with: NBC
The Washington Nationals
Pyrocinical
Is it more likely I get none of these jobs than any of them? Yeah probably. Is it a totally unique experience also? Also likely lol
The Washington Nationals
Pyrocinical
Is it more likely I get none of these jobs than any of them? Yeah probably. Is it a totally unique experience also? Also likely lol
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
Games 25 for 25 inspired by bill Simmons and @seanfennessey.bsky.social
This list is similar to the big pics 25 because it’s serving everyone else as much as it is me, so it’s not at all my favorite games of the century so far. I was considering writing something, perhaps some time this year
This list is similar to the big pics 25 because it’s serving everyone else as much as it is me, so it’s not at all my favorite games of the century so far. I was considering writing something, perhaps some time this year
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Games 25 for 25 inspired by bill Simmons and @seanfennessey.bsky.social
This list is similar to the big pics 25 because it’s serving everyone else as much as it is me, so it’s not at all my favorite games of the century so far. I was considering writing something, perhaps some time this year
This list is similar to the big pics 25 because it’s serving everyone else as much as it is me, so it’s not at all my favorite games of the century so far. I was considering writing something, perhaps some time this year
Zoomer post incoming:
What the heck is a 2026 It still feels like 2020
(Sometimes 2013-2016)
What the heck is a 2026 It still feels like 2020
(Sometimes 2013-2016)
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Zoomer post incoming:
What the heck is a 2026 It still feels like 2020
(Sometimes 2013-2016)
What the heck is a 2026 It still feels like 2020
(Sometimes 2013-2016)
The week between Christmas and New Years is for Immortality (2022 video game) and Panera bread
December 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The week between Christmas and New Years is for Immortality (2022 video game) and Panera bread
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My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
The rendition of Twelves Days of Christmas done by Sinatra’s kids then Ol Blue Eyes himself finishes it and does all 12
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The rendition of Twelves Days of Christmas done by Sinatra’s kids then Ol Blue Eyes himself finishes it and does all 12
I can’t describe how sobering, cleansing and beautiful it feels to see every type of freak from every internet corner all rejoice around it’s a wonderful life this year. It’s just the best movie ever made isn’t it
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I can’t describe how sobering, cleansing and beautiful it feels to see every type of freak from every internet corner all rejoice around it’s a wonderful life this year. It’s just the best movie ever made isn’t it
Kirby Air Riders played fuckin terribly with the siblings post Christmas dinner bro. Idk if a game has ever killed the vibe like that lmao
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Kirby Air Riders played fuckin terribly with the siblings post Christmas dinner bro. Idk if a game has ever killed the vibe like that lmao
For some reason a lot of people don’t like it when you point out that the people ruining everything are also deeply miserable, maybe worse so. People want these folks to laughing villains but in reality it’s a black hole that was opened in these people in childhood. Good skeets from Kat
It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
For some reason a lot of people don’t like it when you point out that the people ruining everything are also deeply miserable, maybe worse so. People want these folks to laughing villains but in reality it’s a black hole that was opened in these people in childhood. Good skeets from Kat
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We may technically be poorer than them, but when it comes to what really matters, most of us are far richer. That’s why stuff like A Christmas Carol hits nearly 200 years later. Tale as old as time, bringing much comfort
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
We may technically be poorer than them, but when it comes to what really matters, most of us are far richer. That’s why stuff like A Christmas Carol hits nearly 200 years later. Tale as old as time, bringing much comfort
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It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
I’m watching Minnie Mouse slice up the Knicks and people want me to think they’re serious
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m watching Minnie Mouse slice up the Knicks and people want me to think they’re serious
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Anyway, living well and being good to the people in your life remains the best revenge, there. That and expanding the Supreme Court/House of Representatives, I guess, but you have to start with the stuff you can control.
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Anyway, living well and being good to the people in your life remains the best revenge, there. That and expanding the Supreme Court/House of Representatives, I guess, but you have to start with the stuff you can control.
I really hope we didn’t over index on the jolly posting this year so it doesn’t become not cool enough to the kids doing it next year. It’s too good
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I really hope we didn’t over index on the jolly posting this year so it doesn’t become not cool enough to the kids doing it next year. It’s too good
Christmas midnight and I’m staring at a setup screen for a weird and unnecessary Nintendo device. Life can’t get much better
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Christmas midnight and I’m staring at a setup screen for a weird and unnecessary Nintendo device. Life can’t get much better
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If you’re younger than Jay Kelly for the DS stfu
December 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If you’re younger than Jay Kelly for the DS stfu