JJ
@mapinguari66.bsky.social
Still trying to have a bat, lizard, cockroach, or amoeba named after me. She/they
My age is showing (again): Watching "Kpop Demon Hunters" and listening to their big number "This Is What It Sounds Like", but my brain keeps adding "when doves cry" to the refrain. 😂
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My age is showing (again): Watching "Kpop Demon Hunters" and listening to their big number "This Is What It Sounds Like", but my brain keeps adding "when doves cry" to the refrain. 😂
These are some amazing pictures! Not often we actually get to see this regularly occurring clash of the titans 🐳🐙
Just woke up from a social media pause and the first thing I see is an incredible footage of a sperm whale casually cruising with a giant squid in its mouth ??
🦑 🌊 🌿
🦑 🌊 🌿
September 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
These are some amazing pictures! Not often we actually get to see this regularly occurring clash of the titans 🐳🐙
Holy crap, look at those CRAZY dimples! *Ridiculously* adorable! 😂
James Gunn reveals the boldest move in ‘SUPERMAN’ was a 12-minute dialogue scene, rare for superhero films.
The choice, central to David Corenswet’s Clark Kent, aims to deepen the DCU’s narrative.
#Superman #JamesGunn #DavidCorenswet
The choice, central to David Corenswet’s Clark Kent, aims to deepen the DCU’s narrative.
#Superman #JamesGunn #DavidCorenswet
July 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Holy crap, look at those CRAZY dimples! *Ridiculously* adorable! 😂
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My new campaign is the “make ICE agents so demoralized they quit” campaign.
July 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My new campaign is the “make ICE agents so demoralized they quit” campaign.
This is so awesome, NYC is so lucky to have a guy like this, who's so willing to go ALL OUT for *all* of his neighbors. 😍
July 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is so awesome, NYC is so lucky to have a guy like this, who's so willing to go ALL OUT for *all* of his neighbors. 😍
Holy shit, this is so AMAZEBALLS!! Hoping the artist offers prints of this for sale some day, I would snatch up several SO FAST! 😍
June 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Holy shit, this is so AMAZEBALLS!! Hoping the artist offers prints of this for sale some day, I would snatch up several SO FAST! 😍
I'm in awe of the amazing job the Yuroks are doing in restoring the contours and native vegetation of the river's banks. Their work will be the gold standard for nature restoration from here on out. ❤️
Last year, the final of four hydroelectric dams on the Klamath River were removed in the largest project of its kind in US history. The river that straddles the California-Oregon border has since been reborn.
Klamath River reborn: A journey through America’s largest dam removal project
Less than a year later, life has blossomed along its banks.
www.motherjones.com
June 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm in awe of the amazing job the Yuroks are doing in restoring the contours and native vegetation of the river's banks. Their work will be the gold standard for nature restoration from here on out. ❤️
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Online privacy: a thread for sex workers. I've known a lot of ladies who outed themselves accidentally (myself included) so here is a comprehensive list of privacy tips & tools. (Repost of the original from twatter, with updated bits)
Rule #1: Always use a VPN.... 🧵
Rule #1: Always use a VPN.... 🧵
July 30, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Online privacy: a thread for sex workers. I've known a lot of ladies who outed themselves accidentally (myself included) so here is a comprehensive list of privacy tips & tools. (Repost of the original from twatter, with updated bits)
Rule #1: Always use a VPN.... 🧵
Rule #1: Always use a VPN.... 🧵
OMG I've never heard of Rosa deLauro (D-Connecticut) before but I think I'm in love with her 😍
June 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
OMG I've never heard of Rosa deLauro (D-Connecticut) before but I think I'm in love with her 😍
Saw a robin trying to catch a grasshopper. It was hilarious. I think the robin prevailed in the end, but the grasshopper sure made him work for it.
May 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Saw a robin trying to catch a grasshopper. It was hilarious. I think the robin prevailed in the end, but the grasshopper sure made him work for it.
Me: I have a list of Things to Be Done Today ™️
Plumbing Gods: Ha ha, you think so, do you? The only thing you're getting done is replacing the kitchen faucet, which just broke off in your hand.
Me: Wow, the Season of Sacrifices* to the Plumbing Gods really snuck up on me this year! 😜
Plumbing Gods: Ha ha, you think so, do you? The only thing you're getting done is replacing the kitchen faucet, which just broke off in your hand.
Me: Wow, the Season of Sacrifices* to the Plumbing Gods really snuck up on me this year! 😜
May 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Me: I have a list of Things to Be Done Today ™️
Plumbing Gods: Ha ha, you think so, do you? The only thing you're getting done is replacing the kitchen faucet, which just broke off in your hand.
Me: Wow, the Season of Sacrifices* to the Plumbing Gods really snuck up on me this year! 😜
Plumbing Gods: Ha ha, you think so, do you? The only thing you're getting done is replacing the kitchen faucet, which just broke off in your hand.
Me: Wow, the Season of Sacrifices* to the Plumbing Gods really snuck up on me this year! 😜
We like to lick it, lick it...
April 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We like to lick it, lick it...
The Easter Dragon wishes you a very happy 4/20!
April 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The Easter Dragon wishes you a very happy 4/20!
Yes, I've NOTICED that they get extra chatty on the first day of the fourth month! 😂 Gonna keep channeling for my inner swan... 🔪🦢
WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
April 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yes, I've NOTICED that they get extra chatty on the first day of the fourth month! 😂 Gonna keep channeling for my inner swan... 🔪🦢
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Yessssss, sell the new evil, make everyone start sinning so hard we evil ourselves all the way around the evil-go-round.
March 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Yessssss, sell the new evil, make everyone start sinning so hard we evil ourselves all the way around the evil-go-round.
Ah, so this is what people mean when they say "find your community"...
March 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ah, so this is what people mean when they say "find your community"...
Cute baby elephant break! We all just need to take a few seconds to watch someone whose only concern is wrestling the sticks into submission. ❤️🐘
February 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Cute baby elephant break! We all just need to take a few seconds to watch someone whose only concern is wrestling the sticks into submission. ❤️🐘
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Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.
February 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.
I really needed this timeline cleanse: tiny baby elephant playtime! ❤️
Tula-Tu is ready for you!
Beginning Friday, Feb. 21, Tula and the rest of the herd can be seen together inside Forest Hall from about 10 to 2. Hours are subject to change, and the area may be closed if Rose and her calf need some quiet time to themselves.
Playtime video by Keeper Aimee
Beginning Friday, Feb. 21, Tula and the rest of the herd can be seen together inside Forest Hall from about 10 to 2. Hours are subject to change, and the area may be closed if Rose and her calf need some quiet time to themselves.
Playtime video by Keeper Aimee
February 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I really needed this timeline cleanse: tiny baby elephant playtime! ❤️
Happy Chocolate Goes on Sale Eve, pic courtesy of Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereyaq.bsky.social !
February 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Happy Chocolate Goes on Sale Eve, pic courtesy of Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereyaq.bsky.social !
It's very nice to know that some very good things like new baby elephants are still happening. 😍
Hi baby! Our elephant family welcomed its tiniest member on Saturday night when Rose-Tu gave birth to a new calf 💕🐘
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
It's very nice to know that some very good things like new baby elephants are still happening. 😍
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thank you for asking! if I ran Chuck Schumer's account, I wouldn't say anything unless it contained one of the following:
1. details about how Chuck Schumer is helping
2. details about something the person reading the post could be doing
3. any other kind of helpful information at all
1. details about how Chuck Schumer is helping
2. details about something the person reading the post could be doing
3. any other kind of helpful information at all
Not trolling you. What would you post if you were running his account?
February 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
thank you for asking! if I ran Chuck Schumer's account, I wouldn't say anything unless it contained one of the following:
1. details about how Chuck Schumer is helping
2. details about something the person reading the post could be doing
3. any other kind of helpful information at all
1. details about how Chuck Schumer is helping
2. details about something the person reading the post could be doing
3. any other kind of helpful information at all
새해 복 많이 받으세요! Happy New Year of the Snake! May we all manage to slither past as many dangers as possible this year. 🐍
January 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
새해 복 많이 받으세요! Happy New Year of the Snake! May we all manage to slither past as many dangers as possible this year. 🐍
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve birds a-mobbing, eleven ants yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
January 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve birds a-mobbing, eleven ants yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven ants a-ranching, ten gnomes yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
January 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven ants a-ranching, ten gnomes yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards