The Laughing Gnome 😀

Waiting for patch 8 like it’s Xmas eve

This happened to me but with Conchita Wurst

There are two songs I like that both mention Eastbourne. Can you guess what they are?

I read in the past that Elon Musk had expressed that mothers should take care of young children. That children were not interesting enough for him to spend time with until they’re older. The week after the United exec was slain, Elon started carrying his toddler *On His Own Head*

George had a bath today

I’m a little sad that I can’t download the Hitman addon that lets you assassinate Conor MacGregor but respect to IOI for canning it.

All dogs matter. People not so much.

Am I the only person that thinks banning Americans from using TikTok will make the platform better?

This is the language of genocide btw. Claiming an entire people as fundamentally false, fake, ephemeral, liars as to their true identity. It's about erasing them as a people. Genocide.

I know this because there's like five different versions of it for Jews

Please help if you can

Good morning to everyone except Wes Streeting. Fuck Wes Streeting.

So this is winter

Here’s another song from TikTok about the CEO’s assassination.

This creator’s introductory comment is “And medical violence is always wrong, but only when it flows one way.”

One million views, 182k likes so far.

(Direct link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYfshson/)

h/t @kimlacapria.bsky.social

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Delighted at the prospect of The Guardian & Observer dying, ngl. The Graun, who are responsible for mainstreaming an intellectualised, “gender-critical” transphobia. The Observer, who kept Nick Cohen on staff for years when they knew he was a sexual predator who preyed on junior staff. Fuck them.