Jack ✨
@jckbkr.bsky.social
Prolific homosexualist and gamer extraordinaire in Edinburgh 🏴 I like Jaffa Cakes and bouncy pecs. Instagram: @jckbkrrr.
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The movers have shown up and they were shocked at how prepared we were. What the fuck is everyone else doing, because I almost died yesterday stressing.
Haven't moved for 8 years. Just packed up my flat and only had 18 relationship-ending fights.
I feel like that's pretty good going, really. Tomorrow cannot come soon enough 😵💫
I feel like that's pretty good going, really. Tomorrow cannot come soon enough 😵💫
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The movers have shown up and they were shocked at how prepared we were. What the fuck is everyone else doing, because I almost died yesterday stressing.
Haven't moved for 8 years. Just packed up my flat and only had 18 relationship-ending fights.
I feel like that's pretty good going, really. Tomorrow cannot come soon enough 😵💫
I feel like that's pretty good going, really. Tomorrow cannot come soon enough 😵💫
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Haven't moved for 8 years. Just packed up my flat and only had 18 relationship-ending fights.
I feel like that's pretty good going, really. Tomorrow cannot come soon enough 😵💫
I feel like that's pretty good going, really. Tomorrow cannot come soon enough 😵💫
I've been cracking up at this photo my mum took of me in my new kitchen "to show her pals".
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I've been cracking up at this photo my mum took of me in my new kitchen "to show her pals".
Back in Edinburgh after surviving Glasgow. Nice to be back in civilisation x
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Back in Edinburgh after surviving Glasgow. Nice to be back in civilisation x
"I've just come back to the property and discovered a leak."
Not words you want to hear from your kitchen fitter days before moving 🤠
Not words you want to hear from your kitchen fitter days before moving 🤠
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"I've just come back to the property and discovered a leak."
Not words you want to hear from your kitchen fitter days before moving 🤠
Not words you want to hear from your kitchen fitter days before moving 🤠
Bluesky's compression in photos is heinous. Why won't it let me upload high quality kilt pics? Rude.
Work night out / awards ceremony thing. I didn't win Employee of the Year, rude.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Bluesky's compression in photos is heinous. Why won't it let me upload high quality kilt pics? Rude.
Work night out / awards ceremony thing. I didn't win Employee of the Year, rude.
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Work night out / awards ceremony thing. I didn't win Employee of the Year, rude.
Nipped over to the flat to see how the kitchen is coming along. Tomorrow is supposedly the last day* but only the bottom cabinets are installed (!). It looks really nice though 🥰
*I am not moving for another week after that, so there is wiggle room.
*I am not moving for another week after that, so there is wiggle room.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nipped over to the flat to see how the kitchen is coming along. Tomorrow is supposedly the last day* but only the bottom cabinets are installed (!). It looks really nice though 🥰
*I am not moving for another week after that, so there is wiggle room.
*I am not moving for another week after that, so there is wiggle room.
TL;DR my dad got the same coffee machine as me but has no idea how to use it, so I made him a little video.
Clock the fagcent.
Clock the fagcent.
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
TL;DR my dad got the same coffee machine as me but has no idea how to use it, so I made him a little video.
Clock the fagcent.
Clock the fagcent.
This has been the BEST telly in fucking years. How did they pull it off? 😭 #TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This has been the BEST telly in fucking years. How did they pull it off? 😭 #TheTraitors
My obnoxious trait is that I comment "I love Paris!" in response to anyone's tourist pictures in other famous cities.
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My obnoxious trait is that I comment "I love Paris!" in response to anyone's tourist pictures in other famous cities.
5 people from my new flat's community group 'laugh reacted' to a message I sent.
The fucking high that unleashed. WOOSH.
The fucking high that unleashed. WOOSH.
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
5 people from my new flat's community group 'laugh reacted' to a message I sent.
The fucking high that unleashed. WOOSH.
The fucking high that unleashed. WOOSH.
Nothing, and I mean *nothing*, has made me feel more ancient than the young'ns using "6 7" as a meme. They find it hilarious! What does it mean?
God, I'm old.
God, I'm old.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Nothing, and I mean *nothing*, has made me feel more ancient than the young'ns using "6 7" as a meme. They find it hilarious! What does it mean?
God, I'm old.
God, I'm old.
Morning
a woman in a pink dress is crying
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is crying
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November 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Morning
Kitchen ripout/fit started just now.
Right as we're about to start: "Oh by the way, is there somewhere we can store your old kitchen outside, until Monday?"
Readers, the flat is floor 3 in a rather large development. I don't think this man has thought this through. HELP.
Right as we're about to start: "Oh by the way, is there somewhere we can store your old kitchen outside, until Monday?"
Readers, the flat is floor 3 in a rather large development. I don't think this man has thought this through. HELP.
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Kitchen ripout/fit started just now.
Right as we're about to start: "Oh by the way, is there somewhere we can store your old kitchen outside, until Monday?"
Readers, the flat is floor 3 in a rather large development. I don't think this man has thought this through. HELP.
Right as we're about to start: "Oh by the way, is there somewhere we can store your old kitchen outside, until Monday?"
Readers, the flat is floor 3 in a rather large development. I don't think this man has thought this through. HELP.
Both of my retired parents are too busy to receive my phone calls today. Madness! One of them is off for luncheon with her ladies and the other is at BRIDGE of all things.
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Both of my retired parents are too busy to receive my phone calls today. Madness! One of them is off for luncheon with her ladies and the other is at BRIDGE of all things.
We have a new Japanese colleague start yesterday and he just emailed me "Hi Jack-san!".
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November 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
We have a new Japanese colleague start yesterday and he just emailed me "Hi Jack-san!".
Going to the bank today to withdraw an obscene amount of cash. Why do I feel like a criminal? 💀
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Going to the bank today to withdraw an obscene amount of cash. Why do I feel like a criminal? 💀
*logs on and sends 3 emails*
Whew, time for a coffee break I think.
Whew, time for a coffee break I think.
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
*logs on and sends 3 emails*
Whew, time for a coffee break I think.
Whew, time for a coffee break I think.
Divas - I really wanna play some co-op games with y'all. What are we playing?
November 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Divas - I really wanna play some co-op games with y'all. What are we playing?
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Okay but look at the heels. LOOK AT THEM.
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Okay but look at the heels. LOOK AT THEM.
Okay but look at the heels. LOOK AT THEM.
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Okay but look at the heels. LOOK AT THEM.
Are you telling me these residents are evil?
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Are you telling me these residents are evil?
Booked the movers for 2 weeks on Sunday. Haven't packed a thing.
EEEEEK.
EEEEEK.
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Booked the movers for 2 weeks on Sunday. Haven't packed a thing.
EEEEEK.
EEEEEK.