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Mystery Johnson
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I’m the kind of guy who is comfortable using a hammer as well as using a pen. I was MSCHF’s second drop!
Ask me about my grandchildren 💕
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We went to No Kings looking for paid protestors. What we found will shock you.
October 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is wrong on so many levels…
Russians are advancing in Zaporizhzhia oblast under the American flag.
August 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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🚨PLEASE SHARE🚨 #Missing 12 year old from #Winnipeg #Manitoba #Canada
Bella is described as

EYES: Brown HAIR: Black, usually worn in a ponytail

HEIGHT: 5'6" WEIGHT: Thin build
#MMIW #MMIWG #EveryChildMatters #NoMoreStolenSisters

www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...
August 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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On brand.
August 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Just leaving this here for no apparent reason.
August 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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In 2016, Ghislaine Maxwell falsely stated, under oath, that she was not aware that Jeffrey Epstein recruited underage girls for sex (you know, the ones she was actually recruiting on his behalf). She was charged with two counts of perjury for this.

Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?
August 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
August 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
August 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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TX Dems have left the state to break quorum to fight the redistricting scam. Rep. Crockett has thoughts...
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Wake Up MAGA!!!
August 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Participated in some civil disobedience today in Butler NJ.
Release the Epstein files!!
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Trump NOT welcome in Scotland. The protests in Aberdeen and Edinburgh are filling up! #Pinks
Aberdeen & Edinburgh are filling up with anti-Trump protesters 😎💪

Donald Trump & his hateful politics are NOT WELCOME in Scotland!
July 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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A doctor’s letter to UHC for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.

Where are all those Republicans now who screamed bloody murder about "Death Panels" when they were trying to gut the affordable care act at the knees? #fuckUHC #universalhealthcareNOW
July 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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One of Epstein's victims speaking out. He was a horrible person and the orange conman was certainly not any better.

#USDemocracy
July 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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🔊🆙 & 🔁
July 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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✊ "You're a pedophile" #DeSantis
July 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I covered Ghislaine Maxwell's trial from her indictment to her conviction - my report minutes after the jury found her guilty is below.

It will be nothing short of a travesty of justice and a tragedy for every girl she victimized if Trump's DOJ cuts a deal with Maxwell to protect the President.
Ghislaine Maxwell verdict: Guilty
YouTube video by FOX 5 New York
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Paramount/CBS: $16 MILLION

Meta: $22 MILLION

Disney/ABC: $15 MILLION

X: $10 MILLION

Qatar: $400 MILLION luxury jet

Other special interests: unknown MILLIONS

Total: Roughly half a BILLION dollars.
July 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Citizens United should’ve been called “Billionaires United.”
"Citizens United was the worst court decision in modern American history." - @ossoff.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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This is what it looks like to add $4 TRILLION to the national debt.
July 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM