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Mitchell Anderson
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Minneapolis person. Tottenham person. Person person.
Apologies in advance to all the good Tottenham podcast makers who I will not be listening to this week
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Tottenham might finally have found an opponent as mentally weak as themselves.

Real stoppable force meets moveable object stuff.
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Yves Bissouma looking like one of our best players coming back into the side after being out for 6 months. Probably misused as a lone DM under Ange.
January 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Typing my 27 character password with a TV remote
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The official tottenham beat reporter 🙃
FT 0-0. I really hope that is the worst football match that takes place in 2026, in any league, at any level. If there's anything worse than that, something's gone wrong.
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Man of the match: the full time whistle
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
As soon as we get a new manager, new tactics, better players, a coherent transfer strategy, and some help from the football gods, it's over for you bitches
January 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
For the longest time I've been saying the front office needs to be cleared out, but now it just needs to be a clean sweep. Put us out of our misery.
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Getting yellow carded for time wasting at 0-0 against Brentford with 20 minutes still left in the game.

There is no quip I could type that would be more insulting than what the team is doing to itself.
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The Brennan Johnson transfer was brief and often frustrating, but ultimately worth it for the victory bus parade alone
a man holding a microphone with play on it
Alt: Players from Tottenham Football Club celebrating their 2025 Europa League trophy with an open bus parade, Pedro Porro being interviewed in the foreground while Brennan Johnson drinks a beer and smiles like an idiot in the background
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Chelsea is on track to sack 365 managers in 2026. Order has been restored.
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Duneston Checks In
DUNESTRUCK
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Already knew this about myself, but I care more about being entertained than winning when it comes to Tottenham and that performance was exhibit 1-A
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by Mitchell Anderson
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Only one Premier League game on Boxing Day is just an all time bag fumble by the league and television networks
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Spurs making me feel something again. That feeling being volcanic hot rage, but I'll take it.
December 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
By the standards of this ref, that was also a red on Bentancur for unintentional studs high contact (never a red)
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
More mad at the ref than my own team, which I have to say is definitely an improvement
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
coys
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Centerbacks - 5
Fullbacks - 3.5
Goalkeepers - 3
Wingers - 3,600
Passing Midfielders - 0

someone who is good at squad building please help me budget this. my ball progression is dying
Antoine Semenyo has shone in the Premier League so far this season - and he has a £65m release clause in his Bournemouth contract for the January transfer window.

Clubs are circling, so why would Manchester United, Tottenham Hotspur, Liverpool and Manchester City want him?
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Much like the movie The Matrix, in which a character posits that the year 1999 was the peak of human civilization, I submit that the 1999 Toyota Corolla is the peak of automotive design
Drivers struggle to multitask when using dashboard touchscreens, study finds
Once the domain of buttons and knobs, car dashboards are increasingly home to large touchscreens. While that makes following a mapping app easier, it also means drivers can't feel their way to a contr...
techxplore.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's not the losses, so much as being boring is the ultimate sin for a Tottenham manager
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Reposted by Mitchell Anderson
Fascists love nothing more than sending troops into famously cold regions as winter sets in.
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM