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Magus Melanie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@magusmelanie.bsky.social
Weird witch of central ontario
(She/They)
My queerness is only matched by how gay I am
#AutocorrectWins
September 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Babe, wake up! There's a new plant hardiness index map
August 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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short about working at the coast guard
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I am sofa king, eh!
August 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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trans fems over 40 be like:
I didn't expect to still be alive & it's ruining my life.
August 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I stole my gfs bracelet
August 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'm too gay for all this *gestures at the burning world*
August 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Mr. Rogers successfully defending The Corporation for Public Broadcasting from a threatened $20 million budget cut (67% of their funding) in 1969.
August 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
As a wild beast myself, I can confirm, meeting me in the wilderness would ruin you, best to avoid... unless you want a trans lesbian disaster in your situation... 🤔
If I got lost in the woods, I would probably meet my end trying to befriend a ferocious beast.
August 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm feeling 2 and 7
August 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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some of you have never had to dial a rotary phone in a ghost related emergency and it shows
August 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Just me, with a bit of extra goth overlay
August 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Yawn stretch gay
July 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Who wants some eggplant parm?
July 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Always crushed hard on Alan Cumming

"...just like superheroes, trans people are not new. They've been around forever and they're not going anywhere..."
July 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Maybe just me... but I fail to see the issue here
July 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I made strawberry shortcake - come get a piece
July 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Don't mind me just sharing my mushroom risotto with grilled chicken and grana padano, was served with a fresh strawberry salad

You're allowed to drool
July 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I, personally, prepared 192 dishes today - a record day for our restaurant, I had a team of 5 (incl me)
We had a 30 person cyclist group use us a rest/grouping point, the usual after church crowd... plus a massive storm has the countryside totally without power
Give me props
June 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm old enough to remember Colin Powel and Donald Rumsfeld using CGI to claim they knew where the WMDs were, and the whole *unknown unknowns* speech used to justify the violence
A thing people don't remember about 2003 is that "they have WMDs" was the pitch to *high-info* voters.

The pitch to low-info voters was "the dastardly muslims attacked us on 9/11 and we have to hit them back by deposing the muslim king saddam hussein who attacked us"
June 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I should be online more actually
June 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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June 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
As a Canadian, where I'm openly out and proud every day, and have young people completely behind me daily... I'm really thinking of my siblings in America, this pride month IS a protest, we will not allow American Hate into our society
June 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM