Magus Melanie 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@magusmelanie.bsky.social
Weird witch of central ontario
(She/They)
(She/They)
My queerness is only matched by how gay I am
#AutocorrectWins
#AutocorrectWins
September 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My queerness is only matched by how gay I am
#AutocorrectWins
#AutocorrectWins
Babe, wake up! There's a new plant hardiness index map
August 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Babe, wake up! There's a new plant hardiness index map
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short about working at the coast guard
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
short about working at the coast guard
I am sofa king, eh!
August 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I am sofa king, eh!
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trans fems over 40 be like:
I didn't expect to still be alive & it's ruining my life.
August 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
trans fems over 40 be like:
I stole my gfs bracelet
August 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I stole my gfs bracelet
I'm too gay for all this *gestures at the burning world*
August 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm too gay for all this *gestures at the burning world*
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Mr. Rogers successfully defending The Corporation for Public Broadcasting from a threatened $20 million budget cut (67% of their funding) in 1969.
August 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Mr. Rogers successfully defending The Corporation for Public Broadcasting from a threatened $20 million budget cut (67% of their funding) in 1969.
As a wild beast myself, I can confirm, meeting me in the wilderness would ruin you, best to avoid... unless you want a trans lesbian disaster in your situation... 🤔
If I got lost in the woods, I would probably meet my end trying to befriend a ferocious beast.
August 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As a wild beast myself, I can confirm, meeting me in the wilderness would ruin you, best to avoid... unless you want a trans lesbian disaster in your situation... 🤔
I'm feeling 2 and 7
August 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'm feeling 2 and 7
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some of you have never had to dial a rotary phone in a ghost related emergency and it shows
August 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
some of you have never had to dial a rotary phone in a ghost related emergency and it shows
Just me, with a bit of extra goth overlay
August 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Just me, with a bit of extra goth overlay
Yawn stretch gay
July 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Yawn stretch gay
Who wants some eggplant parm?
July 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Who wants some eggplant parm?
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Always crushed hard on Alan Cumming
"...just like superheroes, trans people are not new. They've been around forever and they're not going anywhere..."
"...just like superheroes, trans people are not new. They've been around forever and they're not going anywhere..."
July 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Always crushed hard on Alan Cumming
"...just like superheroes, trans people are not new. They've been around forever and they're not going anywhere..."
"...just like superheroes, trans people are not new. They've been around forever and they're not going anywhere..."
Maybe just me... but I fail to see the issue here
July 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Maybe just me... but I fail to see the issue here
I made strawberry shortcake - come get a piece
July 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I made strawberry shortcake - come get a piece
Don't mind me just sharing my mushroom risotto with grilled chicken and grana padano, was served with a fresh strawberry salad
You're allowed to drool
You're allowed to drool
July 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Don't mind me just sharing my mushroom risotto with grilled chicken and grana padano, was served with a fresh strawberry salad
You're allowed to drool
You're allowed to drool
I, personally, prepared 192 dishes today - a record day for our restaurant, I had a team of 5 (incl me)
We had a 30 person cyclist group use us a rest/grouping point, the usual after church crowd... plus a massive storm has the countryside totally without power
Give me props
We had a 30 person cyclist group use us a rest/grouping point, the usual after church crowd... plus a massive storm has the countryside totally without power
Give me props
June 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I, personally, prepared 192 dishes today - a record day for our restaurant, I had a team of 5 (incl me)
We had a 30 person cyclist group use us a rest/grouping point, the usual after church crowd... plus a massive storm has the countryside totally without power
Give me props
We had a 30 person cyclist group use us a rest/grouping point, the usual after church crowd... plus a massive storm has the countryside totally without power
Give me props
I'm old enough to remember Colin Powel and Donald Rumsfeld using CGI to claim they knew where the WMDs were, and the whole *unknown unknowns* speech used to justify the violence
A thing people don't remember about 2003 is that "they have WMDs" was the pitch to *high-info* voters.
The pitch to low-info voters was "the dastardly muslims attacked us on 9/11 and we have to hit them back by deposing the muslim king saddam hussein who attacked us"
The pitch to low-info voters was "the dastardly muslims attacked us on 9/11 and we have to hit them back by deposing the muslim king saddam hussein who attacked us"
June 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I'm old enough to remember Colin Powel and Donald Rumsfeld using CGI to claim they knew where the WMDs were, and the whole *unknown unknowns* speech used to justify the violence
I should be online more actually
June 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I should be online more actually
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As a Canadian, where I'm openly out and proud every day, and have young people completely behind me daily... I'm really thinking of my siblings in America, this pride month IS a protest, we will not allow American Hate into our society
June 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
As a Canadian, where I'm openly out and proud every day, and have young people completely behind me daily... I'm really thinking of my siblings in America, this pride month IS a protest, we will not allow American Hate into our society
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