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Hudič je v podobnostih.
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Končno vem, kako oblaki pridejo na nebo.
Ej folk. Ni še tema!
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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če lahko delavcu na minimalcu svetuješ, na neha jamrat in si poišče bolje plačano službo, lahko isto svetuješ ubogemu espejevcu ali lastniku podjetja.
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Če ponujaš neomejen plačan dopust in te par dni praznikov vrže iz tira, ne ponujaš zares neomejenega plačanega dopusta.
Slovenija bo zarad praznikov crknala 😳😅

vecer.com/slovenija/us...

Idiii, zauvjek zalupi vratima. Idiiiii.... 🥳
February 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
This makes sense but also wtf.
You know that thing where the farther something is, the smaller it looks? That doesn’t quite work in an expanding universe. It’s true for a while but after a certain point, more distant things (of the same size) start to look BIGGER because their light has been traveling since the cosmos was small 🙃
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
A veš tisto, ko kupiš chili crisp in ga potem povsod dodajaš? Danes na sporedu: spicy sarma 🤤
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Populizem v korist ljudstva ftw!
To postaja vse lepše in lepše.

@strankalevica.bsky.social predlaga zakon o prenosu praznikov z vikenda na ponedeljek.
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Če bi kdo kupil dober avto. Mitsubishi ASX
BS popust na okroglo cifro.

www.avto.net/Ads/details....
Mitsubishi ASX 1.6 2WD Auto Stop Go Invite+, letnik:2017,11111 EUR - prodam :: Avtonet :: www.Avto.net
Mitsubishi ASX 1.6 2WD Auto Stop Go Invite+, letnik:2017,11111 EUR :: www.Avto.net ::
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February 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Poročilo s terena: ko se pogovarjaš s komerkoli IZVEN Lj, večina jih bo glas dala JJ in podobnim, ker "jim je zrihtal tovornjak za odvoz pa neki neki in ker je prišel tja". Hočem rečt, stranke, PEJTE NA TEREN!! To je vse, kar ljudi zanima!! Folk ne gleda TV, niso na BS, spomnijo se pa tega!!
a woman wearing a t-shirt that says `` vote '' is talking to a man and another woman .
ALT: a woman wearing a t-shirt that says `` vote '' is talking to a man and another woman .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Milenijci, danes je dan za rekorde!

I solved the 2/06/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:12! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
Play The Mini Crosswords
All the fun of the larger New York Times Crossword, but you can solve it in seconds.
www.nytimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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Drage in dragi!
Prodam dve (z besedo 2) karti za nocojšnji koncert DELTA RIFF v Kinu Šiška.
Spričo okoliščin po diskontni ceni 15 eur po karti (early bird cena).
Interesente sprejemam v DM, ostalo občestvo se vljudno naproša za RT.

www.kinosiska.si/dogodek/delt...
DELTA RIFF - Kino Šiška
Slovenski stoner/blues/rokenrol trio Delta Riff nadaljuje svojo pot na visokih obratih. Po seriji eksplozivnih koncertov, odmevnih singlov in razprodani Komuni se fantje vračajo, tokrat v našo veliko ...
www.kinosiska.si
February 5, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
“Osumljeni je bil namreč lovec, doma pa je poleg legalnega imel tudi več kosov nelegalnega orožja.”
“Policija je Bojanića v preteklosti že obravnavala za dve kaznivi dejanji, in sicer zaradi nasilja v družini in zanemarjanja mladoletne osebe.”
a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling for the camera .
ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling for the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
So dnevi za kuhanje in so dnevi, ko iz zamrzovalnika povlečeš dve rjavi in eno zeleno stvar in samo počakaš, da pečica in štedilnik opravita svoje.
February 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Kako bizaren jezik, če ne veš, od kod prihaja.
“depolitizirana, torej levičarska” 🤪
Here we go again ...
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Kako ljudje, ki jim ni škoda denarja, uspejo ne razviti odvisnosti od Pocket coffee? 🤔

(Ja, ob tej uri sem enega pojedla. K sreči zadnjega.)
January 31, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Poznam knjige, pa sem se vseeno najprej vprašala What’s a “detective hole”? 🙈
Norveška kriminalna serija Jo Nesbo's Detective Hole (kot je cel uradni naslov) prihaja na Netflix 26. marca. Zgodba bo sledila petemu primeru, ki je v slovenščino preveden kot Pentagram. Holeja bo igral Tobias Santelmann. Glasbo sta naredila Nick Cave in Warren Ellis.

youtu.be/BRt7ojFIwzs?...
Jo Nesbo's Detective Hole | Official Teaser | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Samo še malo, pa bo konec januarja … in bo Ikea zamenjala mesečno akcijo \o/
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tole old people žuranje, ko ob desetih poskakuješ na proper glasen post-punk, opolnoči si pa doma, trezna in v postelji, ima svoje prednosti.
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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7-mesečnik je nekam sumljivo kašljal. Obisk pri zdravniku: test je bil pozitiven na RSV, vendar je bil potek zaradi ženinega cepljenja v nosečnosti blag, zato smo se izognili skoraj zagotovi hospitalizaciji.

Ko mi bo spet kdo kaj rekel čez cepljenje, mu bom naravnost v obraz povedal, da je kreten.
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Hear me out: pack a bunch of trigger-happy ICE agents into an empty school building and let all the murderous teenagers loose on them.
Repeat until both problems solved.
January 29, 2026 at 6:10 PM