Orbit the Friend
@magicisthecause.bsky.social
We have got to nationalize MLB
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In the dawn of man, he was a lonely creature, naked and defenseless. Life was short and cold. Then, groups formed and found strength in numbers. One of them said "I will become a customer success team lead." Another said "I will write tickets on Jira, Asana, or Trello." Thus was paradise realized.
February 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
In the dawn of man, he was a lonely creature, naked and defenseless. Life was short and cold. Then, groups formed and found strength in numbers. One of them said "I will become a customer success team lead." Another said "I will write tickets on Jira, Asana, or Trello." Thus was paradise realized.
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Howls Moving Castle has a cloaca
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Howls Moving Castle has a cloaca
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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Howdy, here is your reminder that Puerto Rican airspace is STILL shut down by the US military as they are turning this island into a military base for their illegal invasion of Venezuela.
And yet there are some people here here that think that protesting that is exclusively Pro Maduro somehow......
And yet there are some people here here that think that protesting that is exclusively Pro Maduro somehow......
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Howdy, here is your reminder that Puerto Rican airspace is STILL shut down by the US military as they are turning this island into a military base for their illegal invasion of Venezuela.
And yet there are some people here here that think that protesting that is exclusively Pro Maduro somehow......
And yet there are some people here here that think that protesting that is exclusively Pro Maduro somehow......
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My curmudgeonly thought for the day: We would not need so many "The ending of blahblahblah EXPLAINED" videos if full-length works of narrative fiction were still routinely taught in grades 5-12. If fairly straightforward plotlines are baffling this many people, something has gone seriously wrong.
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My curmudgeonly thought for the day: We would not need so many "The ending of blahblahblah EXPLAINED" videos if full-length works of narrative fiction were still routinely taught in grades 5-12. If fairly straightforward plotlines are baffling this many people, something has gone seriously wrong.
Today I understood the Buns of Bronze line from Hercules.
Parody of Abs of Steel. I get it. That’s clever.
Parody of Abs of Steel. I get it. That’s clever.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Today I understood the Buns of Bronze line from Hercules.
Parody of Abs of Steel. I get it. That’s clever.
Parody of Abs of Steel. I get it. That’s clever.
This is NOT A DRILL! My favorite kdrama of ALL TIME is back on Netflix! Stop EVERYTHING And go watch Secret Garden right now!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is NOT A DRILL! My favorite kdrama of ALL TIME is back on Netflix! Stop EVERYTHING And go watch Secret Garden right now!!!!
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Plus, in the spirit of @adapalmer.bsky.social, I'm matching the first $500 in donations.
So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Plus, in the spirit of @adapalmer.bsky.social, I'm matching the first $500 in donations.
So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
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ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
I’ll say it. The 787 is the chode of the skies.
October 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’ll say it. The 787 is the chode of the skies.
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NUTRITIONIST: you really need to eat more fiber
ME: then I will have to crisp a chickpea
NUTRITIONIST: you can just eat some whole grains
ME: a chickpea I shall crisp
NUTRITIONIST: they also make supplements for this now, you know
ME: crisp time
ME: then I will have to crisp a chickpea
NUTRITIONIST: you can just eat some whole grains
ME: a chickpea I shall crisp
NUTRITIONIST: they also make supplements for this now, you know
ME: crisp time
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
NUTRITIONIST: you really need to eat more fiber
ME: then I will have to crisp a chickpea
NUTRITIONIST: you can just eat some whole grains
ME: a chickpea I shall crisp
NUTRITIONIST: they also make supplements for this now, you know
ME: crisp time
ME: then I will have to crisp a chickpea
NUTRITIONIST: you can just eat some whole grains
ME: a chickpea I shall crisp
NUTRITIONIST: they also make supplements for this now, you know
ME: crisp time
I want Apple to know that 20 years ago it changed how albums are sorted on iPod and iPhones, and I am not overly exaggerating when I say it ruined my life. I’ve had to live knowing that millions of people are just *fine* with this and it makes me want to [redacted]
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I want Apple to know that 20 years ago it changed how albums are sorted on iPod and iPhones, and I am not overly exaggerating when I say it ruined my life. I’ve had to live knowing that millions of people are just *fine* with this and it makes me want to [redacted]
There are so many reasons Ben Horne should be in prison. First that tie and then the way he is eating that sandwich.
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There are so many reasons Ben Horne should be in prison. First that tie and then the way he is eating that sandwich.
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It’s the World Series we deserve in 2025: one team has one of the least-punished cheaters in baseball history. The other has George Springer.
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
It’s the World Series we deserve in 2025: one team has one of the least-punished cheaters in baseball history. The other has George Springer.
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doug emhoff's law firm cut a deal with trump to provide him 100 million in pro bono law services and eliminate all dei initiatives. seven partners resigned, doug emhoff did not 💙
October 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
doug emhoff's law firm cut a deal with trump to provide him 100 million in pro bono law services and eliminate all dei initiatives. seven partners resigned, doug emhoff did not 💙
Two things: 1) Rebel Ridge fucking whips. 2) I really want to play with that Halloween I Spy book.
October 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Two things: 1) Rebel Ridge fucking whips. 2) I really want to play with that Halloween I Spy book.
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
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if charlie kirk being murdered makes you feel worse than watching a genocide take place in real time, than all the school shootings that have happened, than watching people being deported to a torture prison in el salvador with no due process, that tells me everything I need to know about you
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
if charlie kirk being murdered makes you feel worse than watching a genocide take place in real time, than all the school shootings that have happened, than watching people being deported to a torture prison in el salvador with no due process, that tells me everything I need to know about you
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This sport is not real.
Unreal - the Orioles walk-off the Dodgers after they were within 1 out of a no-hitter
September 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This sport is not real.
HA I MADE HIM MAKE THAT STUPID FACE #ANiceIndianBoy an embarrassing number of times to type that oit
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
HA I MADE HIM MAKE THAT STUPID FACE #ANiceIndianBoy an embarrassing number of times to type that oit
Work sucks. I love work but also I need to get rip roaring smashed with the lot of them because this is America and the only way to process stress is through substances
September 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Work sucks. I love work but also I need to get rip roaring smashed with the lot of them because this is America and the only way to process stress is through substances