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- Trying to get through these next 4 years with as much laughter as possible
- The first independent news outlet covering the ongoing US-Canada conflict 🙂✌🏻

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Fascist republicans pretend to love America’s Founding Fathers until the Constitution steps in the way of their racism and hatred.
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Bernie Says NO
to Illegal Wars

“Putin's war in Ukraine shows where authoritarianism can lead: ~1.4 million casualties. An entire generation sacrificed for one man's imperialist delusions.

“We must not let any president drag us into war without congressional approval.”

Senator
Bernie Sanders
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Release the Epstein files.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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People need to ban TikTok and protect all of the young vulnerable minds out there
October 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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With the imminent danger President Musk poses to Canada & the rest of the world, Canada along with our Nato allies have successfully overthrown the US government with a quick and precise military operation.

We hereby officially declare the United States Of America the 11th PROVINCE OF CANADA.
December 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I thought this was a real event at first but I stand corrected.

Either way she deserves an award for her superior acting skills or for being the best ICE blocker ever.
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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For only $159, Malaria Trump will send your children the English version of ’Twas the Night Before Kreesmas.’ #BeBest
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Texas, let’s win this thing.
#JasmineForUS #TexasTough
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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The entire country needs to respond to ICE and bravely protest the exact same way ... just like South Park is bravely protesting and calling out Trump sycophant loyalists. 🥇
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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American citizen assaulted and phone broken while recording ICE agents.
The costs to the American people alone, just in paying physical and property damages will be astronomical.

#Pinks #ProudBlue #FuckICE
December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Water guns don't kill people. People with water guns kill people.
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Even as ICE grabs them up and shoves them in a van they still won’t understand and will continue to defend their vote for him. #cognitivedissonance
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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It’s not that I don’t feel bad for farmers, but you know how the old saying goes, you reap what you sow.

You reap bankruptcy when you sow a grifting madman.

Now we all suffer the financial consequences.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Did you attend one of our anti-ICE trainings in Brooklyn or the Bronx this past Saturday?

If so, @maddow.bsky.social gave a shout out to you on her show!
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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In 1000 years from now these unstable conservatives will still be screaming "Biden, Obama, Crockett!"
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Republicans love socialism when it funnels money into the pockets of the wealthy. They only demonize socialism when it helps poor people.
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Dear God,

Since I've removed the word MAGA from my old username of MAGA CLOWN and changed it to a harmless water gun, can you please unblock me now?

It gets confusing because I thought you loved all of your children no matter what their flaws were.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Good morning! Embracing kindness towards others can be life-changing, yet cultivating self-compassion is a key to unlocking your full potential. It’s ok to prioritize your own well-being. Adjust who you spend your time and energy on!
#Jaye’sMorningLight
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM