Got gifted a sub on twitch and I????? Don’t know how to handle this?????? What do I do?????? Does someone care????? Even if it is randomly selected do the gods of random selection love me today????
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Got gifted a sub on twitch and I????? Don’t know how to handle this?????? What do I do?????? Does someone care????? Even if it is randomly selected do the gods of random selection love me today????
Jeff belongs in The Hague
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Jeff belongs in The Hague
MC survivor please what are you doing next week Tuesday when I am free because I’m free next week Tuesday if you’re free next week Tuesday if you want to hang out next week Tuesday
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
MC survivor please what are you doing next week Tuesday when I am free because I’m free next week Tuesday if you’re free next week Tuesday if you want to hang out next week Tuesday
Billie Piper’s American accent is WILD and honestly a little jarring. I’m so proud of her
September 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Billie Piper’s American accent is WILD and honestly a little jarring. I’m so proud of her
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At the time The Simpsons premiered in 1989, Homer had been born in 1953. Since he’s still 36 years old in Season 37, he is now born in 1989.
Just a little perspective. 😭 #TheSimpsons
Just a little perspective. 😭 #TheSimpsons
August 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
At the time The Simpsons premiered in 1989, Homer had been born in 1953. Since he’s still 36 years old in Season 37, he is now born in 1989.
Just a little perspective. 😭 #TheSimpsons
Just a little perspective. 😭 #TheSimpsons
I’m the biggest star in this fucking karaoke bar!!!!!!!!!
August 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m the biggest star in this fucking karaoke bar!!!!!!!!!
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I'm not trying to be controversial early on a Sunday morning but I think even the children of people who voted for Trump deserve to not die in a flood
July 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm not trying to be controversial early on a Sunday morning but I think even the children of people who voted for Trump deserve to not die in a flood
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At a campaign-style rally in Iowa, Trump used an antisemitic slur while referencing unscrupulous bankers. Isn’t that the kind of thing he claims to be “fighting against”?
July 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
At a campaign-style rally in Iowa, Trump used an antisemitic slur while referencing unscrupulous bankers. Isn’t that the kind of thing he claims to be “fighting against”?
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What the actual hell?! A close Trump advisor and MAGA figure just posted, “Alligator lives matter. The good news is alligators are guaranteed 65 million meals if we get started now.” This is disgusting, it’s genocidal language. Dehumanizing, dangerous, and unacceptable. How is this even real life?
July 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What the actual hell?! A close Trump advisor and MAGA figure just posted, “Alligator lives matter. The good news is alligators are guaranteed 65 million meals if we get started now.” This is disgusting, it’s genocidal language. Dehumanizing, dangerous, and unacceptable. How is this even real life?
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The Senate Republicans’ tax plan would add nearly $3.3 trillion to the federal deficit over the next decade. It was never about “saving money”.
June 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Senate Republicans’ tax plan would add nearly $3.3 trillion to the federal deficit over the next decade. It was never about “saving money”.
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*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*
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I love this so much. I have no idea how it got on my phone or who made it.
June 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I love this so much. I have no idea how it got on my phone or who made it.
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"i asked ChatGPT" "i asked Grok" okay well i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream from the top of my lungs WHAT'S GOING ON
June 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"i asked ChatGPT" "i asked Grok" okay well i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream from the top of my lungs WHAT'S GOING ON
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There are widespread reports of ICE agents abducting people while masked, without warrants or identification. Due to recent events, we strongly advise: do not open your door or car for anyone you don’t know. That’s the message. No need to elaborate.
June 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
There are widespread reports of ICE agents abducting people while masked, without warrants or identification. Due to recent events, we strongly advise: do not open your door or car for anyone you don’t know. That’s the message. No need to elaborate.
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97% of extremist-related murders in the U.S. in 2024 were linked to right-wing extremists. It’s not a political movement anymore - it’s a hobby for failed men with too much testosterone and not enough brain cells.
June 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
97% of extremist-related murders in the U.S. in 2024 were linked to right-wing extremists. It’s not a political movement anymore - it’s a hobby for failed men with too much testosterone and not enough brain cells.
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cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me?
cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open
me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me?
cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open
June 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me?
cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open
me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me?
cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open
Isn’t this the L word theme song
June 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Isn’t this the L word theme song
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it's my birthdayy! I'm Jesus' age now, can you believe this. anyways the best present for an artist would be sharing their art 😌
June 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
it's my birthdayy! I'm Jesus' age now, can you believe this. anyways the best present for an artist would be sharing their art 😌
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June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I love Paramore so much I hope they’re having a good day
June 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I love Paramore so much I hope they’re having a good day
FINAL FOUR FIRE IS THE WORST!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
FINAL FOUR FIRE IS THE WORST!!!!!!!!!!!!
So far my late 20s has just been me discovering that I’m more masc than I thought I was. I should have known this but for some reason it just really hit today
May 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So far my late 20s has just been me discovering that I’m more masc than I thought I was. I should have known this but for some reason it just really hit today