Maria Helena Carey
@madamemeow.bsky.social
Can we dare to dream and trust again?
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Behold my latest manicure in all its beauty
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Behold my latest manicure in all its beauty
The closest I’m gonna get to see the northern lights from Capitol Hill @capitalweather.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The closest I’m gonna get to see the northern lights from Capitol Hill @capitalweather.bsky.social
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
Crazy to hear people talking about people with sleep disruptions and chronic disease and being good stewards to our bodies and this guy is just like 😪
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Trump struggled to keep his eyes open at a White House event
YouTube video by Washington Post
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November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Crazy to hear people talking about people with sleep disruptions and chronic disease and being good stewards to our bodies and this guy is just like 😪
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Just… ugh
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just… ugh
Also for the record: The Toronto Blue Jays won in my heart. 💙
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Also for the record: The Toronto Blue Jays won in my heart. 💙
Everything is terrible and the district as a whole is depressed but oh sorry did you say you needed to see my newest manicure? It’s ILNP ink and Penelope Luz Sinensis and I know it means nothing to most of you but we all need a hobby to stay sane.
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Everything is terrible and the district as a whole is depressed but oh sorry did you say you needed to see my newest manicure? It’s ILNP ink and Penelope Luz Sinensis and I know it means nothing to most of you but we all need a hobby to stay sane.
All farmers markets are magical places and the @freshfarmdc.bsky.social at Mt. Vernon triangle is particularly so. Got poblano peppers, radishes and some @pearlfineteas.bsky.social tea.
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
All farmers markets are magical places and the @freshfarmdc.bsky.social at Mt. Vernon triangle is particularly so. Got poblano peppers, radishes and some @pearlfineteas.bsky.social tea.
This is the kind of info I needed this morning. H/t @monkeyrotica.bsky.social
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This is the kind of info I needed this morning. H/t @monkeyrotica.bsky.social
THE MANICURE WILL BE DOCUMENTED, DAMMIT! Hi! This is Lahar by Cracked Polish, which seems like a perfect shade and concept for this particular Halloween.
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
THE MANICURE WILL BE DOCUMENTED, DAMMIT! Hi! This is Lahar by Cracked Polish, which seems like a perfect shade and concept for this particular Halloween.
I need to find my nail-obsessed people on here plz.
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I need to find my nail-obsessed people on here plz.
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This was such a fun event. I met a ton of people, many who I will see again tonight at @hillcenterdc.bsky.social at the #LitFeast afterparty! @madamemeow.bsky.social - you're brilliant. Thank you for making community so much fun! ❤️
It's the TO DO LIST!!!! thehillishome.com/2025/10/the-...
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Ran into @joeflood.bsky.social at Lincoln Park today, right after I finished judging the Howl to the Chief costume contest, but before meeting the freshly engaged couple (thanks for the tip, Joe!) but right after walking 6 miles checking out yard sales and saying hi to @sandramoscoso.bsky.social ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ran into @joeflood.bsky.social at Lincoln Park today, right after I finished judging the Howl to the Chief costume contest, but before meeting the freshly engaged couple (thanks for the tip, Joe!) but right after walking 6 miles checking out yard sales and saying hi to @sandramoscoso.bsky.social ❤️
Okay y’all it’s very early where I am rn which is why I want to know why you would ever be eating a caramel-covered apple at this time of day?! Is there something I’m missing?
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Okay y’all it’s very early where I am rn which is why I want to know why you would ever be eating a caramel-covered apple at this time of day?! Is there something I’m missing?
Where should I celebrate my birthday? Eager to read your recs on your favorite DC places to celebrate.
August 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Where should I celebrate my birthday? Eager to read your recs on your favorite DC places to celebrate.
Content read by AI is so weird and unsettling. AI don’t understand subtle non questions or sarcastic tone and you have to read along with the article to make sense of it. Or at least that’s my experience. 0/10, dislike intensely.
July 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Content read by AI is so weird and unsettling. AI don’t understand subtle non questions or sarcastic tone and you have to read along with the article to make sense of it. Or at least that’s my experience. 0/10, dislike intensely.
Some things are not a choice but the way you react is entirely your choice
In which I explore this one weird trick: madamemeow.com/2025/07/14/t...
This one weird trick cured me of my addiction
It’s been a little more than two weeks since Instagram decided I was a persona non grata and suspended my accounts permanently, locking me out of 13 years of posts, photos, memories and inter…
madamemeow.com
July 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Some things are not a choice but the way you react is entirely your choice
In which I explore this one weird trick: madamemeow.com/2025/07/14/t...
This one weird trick cured me of my addiction
It’s been a little more than two weeks since Instagram decided I was a persona non grata and suspended my accounts permanently, locking me out of 13 years of posts, photos, memories and inter…
madamemeow.com
July 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
In which I explore this one weird trick: madamemeow.com/2025/07/14/t...
Everything is controversial if you say it off-handedly enough.
July 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Everything is controversial if you say it off-handedly enough.
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I may be deplatformed on Instagram, but I am not out. Celebrating Cruisemas in July, a.ka. the birth of the most glorious and versatile actor, Tom Cruis Mapother IV. A double feature today: The Color of Money (1986) and Born on the Fourth of July (1989). 1/x
July 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I may be deplatformed on Instagram, but I am not out. Celebrating Cruisemas in July, a.ka. the birth of the most glorious and versatile actor, Tom Cruis Mapother IV. A double feature today: The Color of Money (1986) and Born on the Fourth of July (1989). 1/x
Wow I am still so depressed.
July 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Wow I am still so depressed.
Y’all I’m teaching a tarot class at @relume-co.bsky.social and I’m so excited!!! Come out and learn with me? relume.co/products/int...
Intro to Tarot Reading
In this course, you will learn a little about the history of the tarot --from playing cards to divination system-- but you will also learn how to use your tarot deck as a meditation or centering pract...
relume.co
May 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Y’all I’m teaching a tarot class at @relume-co.bsky.social and I’m so excited!!! Come out and learn with me? relume.co/products/int...
Apropos of nothing, Saquon Barkley's outfit sucks. All the money in the world and you can't afford that extra inch on your dumb pants?
May 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Apropos of nothing, Saquon Barkley's outfit sucks. All the money in the world and you can't afford that extra inch on your dumb pants?
Early winner, Teyana Taylor. Seriously: Who's gonna top this magnificent getup?
May 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Early winner, Teyana Taylor. Seriously: Who's gonna top this magnificent getup?